Zane walked into the lab a little while after the human had left.
"Alphys stop calling them every other minute, can't you tell they're getting agitated? They've made it this far I think they can figure out vent puzzles on their own. And no one other than you likes or even cares about Mew Mew Kissy Cutie. We want the human to remain peaceful and you're calling them more than Papyrus," said Zane
"Oh, right, the human kids said their friend was one of the smartest kids at school, I guess vent puzzles wouldn't be too hard," said Alphys
Zane's phone buzzed with a notification, one of the kids had updated their status on Undernet
Skilletqueeningreen: Can't wait to see my bestie again, humankid7 who made your username?
"Alphys did you sign this kid up for Undernet? You update your status every 30 seconds," said Zane
"Oh," said Alphys slightly embarrassed.
Yellowheartofthelaw: Skilletqueeningreen omg same, can't wait to see them again :). Also Alphys, why are there so many puzzles and traps activated? I nearly melted my hand off on a laser.
Zane grinned at seeing all the kids so excited to see their friend again.
Tem:HOOMAN STOLED TEM ARMOR! GLOMP THE THEIF!
"How did a temmie get an account? They share two braincells amongst that whole village?" asked Alphys
Purpleheartedbooklover reacted to Tem's post with a laughter emoji.
Tem: TEM COMPLAIN TO ZANE! HOOMAN SOUL BE TEM'S!
"Oh boy, I better deal with this," sighed Zane
Whiteninja: Temmie you know the law and you have no proof the human stole it, they could have found it and picked it up.
CoolSkeleton95: THE HUMAN WOULD NEVER STEAL! ZANE, PUNISH THIS TEMMIE FOR CHARACTER ASSASSINATION OF ONE OF THE FRIENDS OF THE GREAT PAPYRUS!
Zane banged his head into the wall before he noticed the massive hole that could only have been made by Mettaton.
"Al why is there a giant hole in the wall?" asked Zane slowly
"Your husband and his dramatic entrances," deadpanned Alphys
Zane groaned.
"I'll call a vulcan repair crew," he sighed.
"This human seems to have you running all over the Underground," said Alphys
"Oh look it's time for the first segment of the show, the cooking contest," said Zane
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"Welcome beauties and gentle beauties to our new show, cooking with a killer robot. Unfortunately, my wonderful, amazing, husband has royal duties to attend to so my assistants today will be two humans. From everyone's favorite cooking show on my network, Human Cuisine and You please welcome, Amy! Darling, please help your fellow human get acclimated to the camera," said Mettaton
Frisk looked at their old friend who was waving to the cameras and doing tricks with her cast-iron skillet.
"Don't worry you'll do great," whispered Amy
"Today we will be making a cake with MTT Brand soul substitute, however, if my assistant can't reach it in time, well, we'll just have to use their soul," said Mettaton
"Use the jetpack feature on your phone, Alphys installed it for all of us, she should have done it for you, and don't worry about the soul stealing thing, it's not bad as an ice sculpture, though it makes hot temperatures a lot worse," said Amy
*Why are you participating in this?
"Oh I always wanted to have my own cooking show or to be a famous chef, I have three cooking shows down here now and I'm the executive chef at the fine dining restaurant in Mettaton's resort. Even if we do manage to escape the Underground I think I'm going to live out the rest of my life as an ice sculpture, at least for a good 70 years, and make a name for myself among monsters. I'm still a kid and now more accomplished than most people thrice my age. The king reminds me of my dad and yeah it sucks that I died but honestly I'm so much happier now. The King has his reasons for needing us dead and if our lives can correct the injustices of the past then I hold no grudge against the king or monsters, not when they've done so much for me. Andrew has been talking about joining the royal guard and you know him, he'd never do anything he didn't think was the right thing to do. Toriel's hatred of Asgore is so unjustified, he was a grieving father with a kingdom to run and did what any father would have done in that situation, he wanted those who took his kids from him to suffer. He's a dad, not a vicious killer," said Amy
Frisk used the jetpack feature on their phone and soon came back down covered in milk, eggs, and sugar.
Amy tried not to giggle.
"Oh you look like Papyrus did after one of the challenges on my competition show," giggled Amy "Which reminds me,"
she turned to the cameras.
"The auditions for a new season of Purgatory's Scullery are coming next week. Any monster with culinary training is welcome to come try out for a chance to win,"
It was ironic, the embodiment of kindness hosting a cooking competition where she berated and swore at the contestants. But Frisk knew their friend had a heart of emerald. Mettaton loved the drama of the show and allowed his network to host it.
Although the time slot for the show had run out, Amy took the completed version of the cake out from under the counter and addressed the cameras.
"Tune in next week to truly learn how to bake a masterpiece, and remember to put a little kindness in your cooking," she winked and blew a kiss at the cameras.
Frisk continued on their way but not without a hug from Amy.
"I'll see you again soon alright, in life or death, stay determined Frisk, if anyone can find a happy ending for everyone it's you," said Amy
