Chapter 2

Author's note: Please understand this if you haven't already but I am not mentally sane nor do I hide that fact. Anything in this if you can even call it a piece of writing will be my worst/best work and I 100% will forget shit I wrote and or go off the fu- rails. With that in mind either leave now or enter your demise.

I awoke surrounded by nothing but trees. The sky, was blue. The trees green with strong brown trunks and branches soaring out. The grass barely hung onto life as the trees took most of the sunlight and nutrients. And I, laid on the ground like I was making snow angels in the grass, looked at myself. No injuries? What the hell happened to me? I thought as I arose to a standing position. Standing at a whooping 4'9'' or 1.5 minecraft blocks tall with barely 100lbs hanging on by my skin and flesh. My fair coloured skin reminded me of the times of agonizing humiliation and distraught brought to me by my skin colour like when my mom forgot to cut off the crusts on my sandwiches and I screamed at her. But my brown hazelnut nutella eyes brought me back to the present. The last thing I recall is landing in the street in my neighbourhood but now my neighbourhood is gone and I'm in a clearing...

Dark eyes from afar grinned in pleasure as they watched the puny human flair miserablely at understanding anything in this new world it had suddenly popped into. Hmm this is quite interesting, they thought as they faded from view

"First things first, I've got to understand what is happening to stay safe I'll need a weapon." he said out loud. He went to reach for a low hanging branch but was stopped by a mysterious force and small cracks appearing in the trunks. "what the fuuuuck?" he whispered as shock and the look of a skinned furby crossed his face as he backed away and fell on his ass. "Naw naw naw this shit got me fucked up this shit got me FUCKED UP" he spoke as he was pacing. "Wtf was that. I tried to reach for the branch and instead some little cracks appeared like this was some shit game like..." "AM I IN MINECRAFT?!" HE SCREAMED (yelled loudly think manly not a scared scream there'll be enough of that later).

A few minutes later as he calmed himself down and tried to make sense of everything. Ok the last thing I remember is being out in the street, looking up and seeing a truck. It could be that I just got fucking isekai'd into minecraft. Except there's no harem waiting for me and I probably won't respawn. Which means I've gotta survive at any chance if I want to get bac... Do I even want to go back? Almost nothing there matters to me except I suppose my little sister. I do want to see her again. Okay here we go this sounds like the stupidist start to an adventure ever but FUCK IT I'M SURVIVING OR DYING SCREAMING LIKE A BITCH!

Author's Note: Please do not expect this level or "expert" if you can call it that writing from me often. I simply was bored. I will continue to upload chapters potentially maybe if I get bored enough to write but don't expect anything too much unless... No we'll get to that later. Ta-ta