Chapter 4
Author's note: boo
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" he screamed as he awoke to a face staring at him from above.
He scrambled to get up and realized that someone had put his clothes on him.
Looking at his surprise visitor he realized that this wasn't just another human nor was it a mob.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?" he shouted at it.
"Your house? If you hadn't noticed this is actually the basement to MY house." "And if I hadn't come and rescued your dumb ass you'd be dead by now." The stranger said.
Looking around he noticed that instead of the darkness he'd been in, he was now in a brightly lit room with chairs, a table, and a chandelier glistening from above.
"OK ok let's all calm down, can you explain to me what is going on and who you are?" he asked.
"First of all, you are the only one not calm. Second of all, you really thought that shit ass shelter was going to protect you from the mobs? You do realize that they can easily break through measly wood planks and a wooden door right?" They said.
"Umm ok what the fuck."
"No I didn't realize they could do any of that! I've never even seen a mob before all I heard was their noises when night time came. I just came to this shit ass world and I'm being abused left right and center by it." He mumbled and grumbled.
"You just came to this world? What are you on about."
"Listen I don't know either, last thing I know I was on Earth and was going to get the mail when suddenly I got knocked out and awoke not too far from the cave I was in."
"Is that also why I found you naked and afraid?" They snickered to themselves.
"NO ok that was just... bad luck. I was not having the greatest day... ANYWAYS You never told me who you were." He spoke sheepishly.
"That's right, I'm still trying to determine whether you're worth the effort. Very well. My name is Andr, and I am the lord of my mansion. Keeper of peace in this part of the plains."
"So are you like a woman or a man or something else entirely?" The dumbass asked
"Fuck off, you don't ask a woman that, besides can't you tell?" She said as she spun around showing off her outfit that was a full black trench coat tightened around the waist with a leather belt accompanied by a black top hat and black dress pants with black 2 inch heels. She really didn't need the heels though as she towered above you at 5'10 to your measly 4'9. Her skin was the tone of snow with thinly lips and purple eyes that surrounded a pupil that seemed to suck all light in. The longer you stared into her eyes the more entranced you became.
She punched you in the face.
You got knocked out.
A few hours later.
You wake up to an intense feeling of pain in your cheek and feel a massive bump there. What the fuck happened to me?
You look around and notice Andr staring at you from the corner in a chair.
"Finally awake?" She says as she gets up and moves closer to you.
She picks you up by the collar of your shirt and stares into your eyes.
"Never fucking stare into my eyes again. Got it?" as she throws you back down.
You groan as you hit the floor holding your face. "Got it, it won't happen again" you whimper.
"Anyways we have more important business to discuss." She says
"We do?"
"Yes, it appears you've drawn the attention of more than just me. Listen to me carefully, I am not the only lord in this world nor am I the most powerful. There are other lords that would use your new arrival to this world to experiment on you and others that might want to torture you or use you for pleasure. You undoubtly don't know this but every lord in this world is female and none of the mobs nor villagers have any reproductive organs." She explained
"So what you're telling me is, I've landed on a world where every woman wants to do things to me?" He asked
She sighs "Yes if that's how your simple brain wants to interpret it. Essentially every women here wants to bear an heir to expand their kingdom and eventually become Queen of all the land. "
"So they all wanna fuck me?" He smiles dumbly.
She slaps you.
"OW what was that for?"
"Snap out of it, you dumbass, you do realize that they're just going to milk you for your sperm and keep you locked up like a cow right?"
"But but..."
"No buts, just shut the fuck up and listen. Most of the lords only have themselves in mind and they will use and abuse you. So if you don't want to be tortured you need to snap out of your horny mindset."
"Yes ma'am, sorry ma'am." he said as he rose to attention.
"Good, now I'll let you know about some of the lords. There's one in particular that is scary and already seems to have their eye on you. Her name is Monika and she's the lord of the spiders. When I was walking outside I noticed your shit hut and saw Monika out front. I realized that there was something precious in there if she herself came out to play, and teleported in. That's when I saw you and your naked ass." She giggles "Regardless I knew that I had to save you seeing as you don't want to know what Monika would've done to you."
"Wait you can teleport?"
You hear a *pop* before recognizing that the space in front of you that was once occupied by Andr is now gone and you feel the touch of someone's hand on your shoulder.
You slowly turn your head and Andr's deviously grinning face stares back at you.
You slowly turn your head back to it's forward position hearing another *pop* and it's like Andr never left from infront of you.
"Oh. Ok." You say as you pretend to smile. What the fuck did I get myself into? How can I even trust her... If what she says is true, what if she wants to milk me? What if she's already milked me?!
"Soo Andr, how can I trust you. You say that you saved me from Monika but who's to say that you didn't just bring me here to do those experiments yourself?" You say as you slowly walk backwards towards the door that'll hopefully lead to upstairs.
"Hm," She puts on a quizzical look tilting her head slightly to the side, "Well let's look at the facts..." As she takes a step towards you.
You take a step backwards and she takes one forwards. "Had I wanted to do anything with you, do you not think you'd be in a prison cell right now instead of free to roam around?"
"That's true but if it's as you say, all lords want to produce an heir and why should you be any different?" as you take another step backwards.
"You're right, I do want an heir" As she takes another step towards you. "But to give birth to an heir that would have half of your genes? It'd be akin to me breeding with a dog. You disgust me. You're stupid, ugly, weak and worthless besides the thing in your pants. The other lords may desire you but to me? You're simply trash. Not worth me sullying myself over you." She says as your back is to the wall and she towers over you, glaring.
Within an instance she whips back around and walks away.
"I've told you everything, you may decide what you wish to do. I would advise against going through that door though." As she notions to the door on your right.
Shit, she might be right. I am a weak baby compared to some of these people. I barely made it out of the night and I probably wouldn't have survived it without her. She does seem repulsed by me but thinking about what the other lords might do to me...
Fine.
"I've decided."
Author's note: Be prepared for the story to go off the rails at times because I can't even remember what I wrote for the last chapter lol. Hope you enjoy whatever the fuck you'd call this.
