Chapter 5

I've decided.

"I'm gonna make this world my personal harem"

She slaps you.

"Ow, you're gonna be my personal sex-"

She slaps you harder leaving an imprint of her hand across your face as you spin around.

"OK OK. I'M SORRY." He gasped out in pain. "I'll be your... student?" He whimpered.

"Fine, I guess that'll work. I can't leave you alone otherwise you'll get yourself kidnapped and I can't kill you because who knows when we'll ever get another chance like this." She said half to herself.

"What did you say?"

"Nothing... Anyways we need to get to training you as there won't be a lot of time before the other lords come for you." She exclaims.

"Umm what does that look like?" you ask with a blank expression completely unaware of the horrors that await you.

She laughs like her name was Dennis.

*Epic montage music starts playing somewhere in the background even though there aren't any jukeboxes in Andr's home nor could they play such epic music"

"Get your arms up" She screamed at you like a drill sergeant as you fell to the floor under one of her blows again.

"STOP HITTING SO HARD" you squeaked out as you held your side feeling the dirt on your knees.

"Do you really think the other lords are gonna wait around or hit you lightly just because you asked them too?" She said with one eyebrow raised.

"I suppose not..."

"Good you understand. So get up and let me beat the shit out of you." she looks upon you with a smirk and you can see tell she's going to enjoy this.

You pick up the stick that fell beside you and groan at the weight.

"Is that wittle stick a problem for you? Wouldn't want the big man to get hurt now would we" Andr says in a baby voice.

Snorting you swing the sword at her angrily slashing downwards at her and end up missing and spinning around.

In a dazed state barely holding onto the sword Andr flicks your head with her fingers and you fall over backwards.

"Don't let your emotions cloud your judgement lest you fail at protecting yourself or those closest to you." she says with a sorrow tone.

"Regardless night time is coming and you are woefully unprepared for anything. Get inside, I have a special present for you."

Walking through the clearing back to the mansion as it turned from morning to evening, you felt your muscles ache. The 2nd day of training was going well you thought besides the bruises and blood you felt everywhere.

"This is kinda scary walking right before the mobs come out eh?"

"Once you've lived with them as long as I have they're not that bad."

"So you accept them as your own or have friendly relations with them?"

"Well I'm the lord of the endermen, or I was until I became usurped." She snarled. "Basically lords are above simple mobs and have a similar political system to those of a bee's. The lord is a quene bee and all her subjects are loyalty bound mindless slaves to her wishes. The bees don't like other bees but won't attack unless ordered to by their queens so usually all the mobs are neutral to each other and may help out against some prey like you or the villagers. But the queen bee can be usurped and killed to implant a new queen bee."
"I guess you survived then?"

"No shit sherlock, didn't realize you were as dumb as you were ugly."

You make a face like you've been hurt. "That hurts my feelings ya know?"

"Tell it to someone who cares. Anyways the mobs won't attack each other but people like you and I, a loser and a 'queen' with no hive are free game."

They arrived at the mansion's doors.

You hold open the door, "After you Mi'lady,"

She kicks you in the shin and you fall over down the stairs.

"Fuck you, I was tryna be nice." between pained gasps.

"Get your guard up you little bitch don't expect it to all be rainbows and kisses." As she fakes blowing a kiss turning it instead into a middle finger.

Smirking she turns away leaving the door to close as you groan and get up to your feet.

Quickly you open the door and get inside as you begin to hear groaning far off. Locking it, you go to the living room asking where the food's at.

"Make some yourself" she says as she consumes food at an unthinkable rate. The entire table was covered with plates and presumeably food atop them but only have the table remains.

You get closer hoping to take some from the plates without her noticing but jump backwards just in time to avoid the fork that sailed into the wall with a *thunk*.

"That should've been your head."

"ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?"

"Don't touch my food." She glares at you.

"God, okay I won't touch your food." As you take the fork out of the wall and bring it back to her. Just as you're going to give it back to her you quickly grab a handful of food stuffing it in your mouth as you start to run.

"GET THE FUCK BACK HERE", you hear as you run out of the room and hear *thunk* *thunk* *thunk* right behind as you're turning the corner.

Hehehehe you think to yourself as you hide behind a couch She'll never find me here and you scarf down the rest of the meal.

You hear a distant *pop*

A closer *pop*

One more *pop* seemingly right beside the couch

You look up.

Andr's grinning face is the last thing you see as you scream shrilly and the words "I found youuuu..." drawn out with a sinister tone behind them.