so, hi again! part 2! I have no plot whatsoever for this so I am going to randomly generate the winners for each episode just warning you beforehand and i am not an accomplished author (though I wish I was) so therefore, can't have written Percy Jackson or WOF. since the boring stuff is over, time for the story!
fatespeaker: so, welcome back! sorry for the technical difficulties last time, it certainly took longer than expected to even get through the first two teams so we will have to hurry this time! i won't wait for drumrolls, on team three is Darkstalker, Blister and Kronos...? wait, what?! it was hard enough to kill those guys the first time! who's in charge of bringing people back to life? i mean, seriously, we aren't even more than two minutes into the show and already something has gone wrong! who's even been in charge of all of this?
*Tyson and Rachel enter*
Rachel: so... I can explain...
Possessed Rachel with green eyes: *points at Tyson dramatically* IT WAS HIM...
Tyson: so, i can also explain...it all started yesterday day morning a lovely morning actually all sunny and with the birds, i love birds-
Fatespeaker: don't take too long, we actually need to do a game show here.
Tyson: okay, so, this person came up to me in like a cloak or something and a creepy mask and told me that if i put those people on the list of people for hades to resurrect temporally then they'd give me SIX packets of ULTRA CRUNCHY peanut butter! SIX packets! but i wasn't stupid you see, I wouldn't set a whole bunch of evil people loose in the world for only six packets so i was SUPER SMART and bargained with him!
Fatespeaker: that is NOT smart. who even told you that anyway?
Percy: well, if you're going to take bribes, you might as well get as much as possible from it right?
Annabeth: SERIOUSLY?! he is IMPRESSIONABLE Percy. IMPRESSIONABLE! you are a role model to him!
fatespeaker: Look, just... EVERYONE CALM DOWN! okay... lets just do the show as normal then we can un-bring-them-back-to-life later.
cricket: isn't that just killing them?
fatespeaker: well... yeah but its legal.
Voldemort: can we just start already, I need to get back to killing Harry Potter
Harry: I can hear you, you know.
fatespeaker: OKAY! everyone be quiet! i am the presenter here! Tyson and Rachel- can you hear me when you're possessed? never mind. just all go back backstage. lets do the first question. there will be eight questions and the first to answer CORRECTLY, will get a point. if you are not correct you do not get a point. okay, question 1...
*silence*
Fatespeaker: oh, yeah, i forgot, no drumrolls. ANYWAY, question one is... what is pi to the first five decimal places?
*cricket, Hermine and Annabeth press the buzzer at exactly the same time*
fatespeaker: hang on... eenie meenie miny mo... HERMINE you can answer first
Hermine: 3.14159!
Fatespeaker: CORECCT! well done! that's one point to team 1! next question, we really are running out of time here, we might need to have a third part. anyway, next question, OH! i forgot to say, the people who answered last time CANNOT answer this time okay, the next question... where is a dragons weak point?
*Voldemort buzzes*
Voldemort: i think you'll find as i have killed a large amount of the vermin in my time-
fatespeaker: EXUSE ME? I AM A DRAGON! right. that's a minus point to the team one. in fact, I am so annoyed, both the other teams can have another point
crowd at Voldemort: BOOOOO
Voldemort at crowd and you know, everyone in general: BOOO YOU
the other teams: WOOOO!
Grover: well, its just as well he did that, i have NO idea how to kill a dragon.
Fatespeaker: Wow, this is an actual disaster. next question. if you freeze water, what do you get?
* Kronos buzzes the buzzer *
fatespeaker: look, if you haven't got a good answer, then don't answer. i have had it up to HERE with you annoying villains being all villainous and ANNOYING so think carefully before you say something STUPID and EVIL
Kronos: i was going to say ice.
fatespeaker; and i'm guessing you know that for when you freeze people alive or something
Kronos: um, no i just like iced tea while i watch my monsters mass murder demigods
Fatespeaker: I TOLD YOU SO! didn't I! ANYWAY, i think we might be running out of time so goodnight and goodbye! see you next time for part three!
*end credits*
fatespeaker: now what on earth are we meant to do with these guy in the meantime?
