A/N: Hey everyone, here's the second ban.

Chapter 2: Harold.

(Harold's Room)

As Eugene is in the hospital, Harold clumsily gets into his Gamer chair while leaving his bathroom, toilet noises persist for a moment. How the chair can support his girth is up for debate.

"Note to self: Chipotle, over Taco Bell. Anyway, Evening um uh dudes and dudettes, Today I'm going to play TF2 as The Heavy!" Harold laughs evilly while starting Team Fortress 2 and selecting The Heavy Weapons Guy on the Blu team. Plus, unlike Eugene, Harold could actually play pretty good.

Mrs. Ryle donates $2.50 and asks how things are with Big Patty.

"Thanks for the $2.50 tip uh are Big Patty and I dating? Uh contrary to popular belief we are not and she moved to Delaware but she's like a sister to me." Said Harold as he defeated player after player.

Loads of people came to watch, mainly to see him rage. When he won he would brag but whenever he lost he would blame anyone and anything but himself.

"Sup chumps? I'm gonna waste you all with my minigun Sasha." Boasted Harold as he defeated several new players, some were upset kids.

Harold then kills a Denoman, Scout and Pyro in that order.

"Hey you're mean!" Typed Timberly who played the Denoman.

"Could you please go easy? I don't play as much." Said Lorenzo as the Scout.

"Wow these video games are harder than they look." Typed Mr. Simmons as the Pyro.

"Yeah yeah yeah cry some more little babies, why don't you all go back to Club Penguin? Oh wait a sec, you can't cuz it got taken down!" Laughed Harold, only to get killed by a Sniper.

"Bullying is wrong Harold." Said Arnold who was a Red Sniper.

"Eh beginner's luck, yer gonna pay for that." Said Harold.

Respawning, Harold tries to kill Arnold but gets sniped again.

"Crap!" Said Harold.

It's not that Harold or Heavy are terrible or anything but when it comes to Snipers, Heavies are the worst choice when dealing with them.

"How about playing as a sniper?" Asked Stinky.

"I'm not copying Arnold…..(gets headshot) AH FUCKING CAMPER!" Said Harold.

"Why not play as a Spy?" Asked Phoebe in the chat.

"Spy sucks and is hard to play unless you're Gabe Newell, CHING CHONG!" Said Harold being racist.

"Phoebe." Phoebe Corrected.

"Whatever!" Said Harold.

Aggravated, Harold tries to sneak up from behind but is killed by Arnold.

"Dammit!" Said Harold.

Harold sticks to corners but gets a notification on his phone from Rhonda.

"Thinking of you my chubby soon to be hubby…..tell a single soul and your balls are mine got it?! Good." Read the text as he looks at a rather suggestive photo she sent him.

"Uh Okay...(sees Rhonda's nude pic)MMmmmmmmm me likey a lot. (Arnold snipes the distracted Harold) OH COME THE FUCK ON!" Said Harold.

He tries joining with another Heavy but once again dies, at this point Arnold becomes his Nemesis.

"Hey You Medic, Uber Charge me!" Said Harold.

Being temporarily invincible, Harold finally gets revenge on Arnold.

"Take that Arnold you noob, scrub, Aw the baby's headshot didn't work cuz I have a Medic!" Boasted Harold.

The boost helped Harold lead his team to the center of the map. Several players try to stop Harold but his medic heals him as he lays down fire.

"Alright team the tide has….." Harold and his Medic are backstabbed by a Spy who was played by Arnold.

"I have not yet begun to fight." Said Arnold on his mic as he was the Red Spy.

Harold fought hard but was still losing.

"Cool I found a crate. Shit I need to buy the key, hey Mom, can I use your credit card?" Asked Harold.

"Harold you've used it 5 times." Said his Mom.

"But all I got were strange parts and a stupid hat." Explained Harold.

"Get a job!" Said his Mom.

"Dad?" Asked Harold.

"Did you ask you mother?" Asked his Dad.

"Yes." Said Harold.

"What did she say?" Asked his Dad.

"No?" Said Harold.

"Then that settles it." Said his Dad.

"Aw this sucks!" Said Harold.

"LANGUAGE." Said his Mom.

"Sorry Mommy." Said Harold

The chat mocked him.

"This is some DipShitPhil shit right here." Typed Gerald.

"No Harold No! Go Arnold Go!" Cheered Lila all cute.

"Nothing like eating McDonald's with Ruth and watching Harold get his fatass whooped by Arnold." Typed Sid as Ruth fed him a Mc'nugget like a champ.

Arnold kept out maneuvering Harold and each loss for Harold caused the latter to lose patience. At one point Harold got injured by another player and saw what he thought was a friendly Medic but it turned out to be a disguised Arnold who backstabbed the unsuspecting Momma's Boy.

"FREAKING BULLSHIT!" Said Harold.

For the rest of the match, People kept calling him Fat Eugene.

"Why does everyone in the chat keep calling me fat Eugene? I'm way better than him!" Said Harold getting killed again.

"That's because he's a jinx and it's his job to suck. You however aren't one yet you're starting to suck just as hard ya fatass Momma's boy! Go play Minecraft and eat hot pockets!" Mocked Helga.

Harold tries other characters but still loses: As an Engineer Harold gets his sentries sapped while Arnold shoots him, shot/stabbed as the sniper, and as a medic is about to use his Uber charge but Arnold backstabs him again which earns Arnold another achievement.

Then Harold plays Scout and manages to finally land a kill on Arnold.

"YES!" Said Harold.

Scout taunts "If you order now, I'll throw in a secondary beatin' absolutely free...AAAAAAAAAH!"

Dead Ringer.

"You got Blood on my Suit." Taunted Spy.

"Suck it Harold." Said Arnold.

"NO! FUCK FUCKING COCK SUCKING FUCK FUCK!" Vented Harold.

As a soldier he tries a rocket jump but accidentally kills himself. In a fit of rage, Harold bangs on his controller "I PRESSED JUMP! WORK CONTROLS WORK! ARNOLD'S A REAL COCKSUC-(shatter noise)…uh oh…..I uh broke my controller." Said Harold as he spawned at his team's base.

Upon losing, Harold was unarmed, Arnold walks in as Spy, does the stab taunt, Spy says "Just throw your weapons down and walk away." killing Harold and earning himself the Very Hard Spy Taunt Kill achievement, rather easily.

Harold gets up from his chair, and punches the wall, which had a stud.

"AAAAH I HURT MY HAND! MOMMY!" Cried Harold, as his parents entered his room, cam still on.

"Harold you fool!" Said his Mom.

"Whelp, now you'll have to break stuff with your left hand." Said Harold's Dad.

Harold is banned for violence.

He now wears a cast.

A/N: Yup that was Chapter 2. Let me know what your thoughts are in the reviews.