Hello again dear readers here is the revised chapter two it is clean and comedic hope you enjoy. forewarning there is some swearing but not much.
Chapter three will be up soon :D thank you for reading! feel free to review.
When I awakened, I was in a fairly dark room the only light being one solitary candle on a desk in the corner. I was in a very soft bed with purple silk sheets and was covered by a thick heavy blanket made of scarlet that was a rich burgundy color, but I was not in what I was originally wearing I was clothed in a short low cut nightgown that barely reached my thighs or at least I thought it was a nightgown.
slightly confused I looked over at the desk with my eyes half lidded and saw Orochimaru in all his pride and glory hunched over and looking over scrolls. I closed my eyes and let out a soft moan and rolled over facing his way, curled into a tight ball and pretended to still be asleep. I didn't want Orochimaru talking to me and I didn't want to talk to him. I shivered as I felt the cold air hit my toes when my feet peeped out from under the warm blanket I cursed internally when I rolled over my feet decided to escape the warmth in the process. I must have caught his attention because he slowly turned around looking at me with dangerously slanted eyes then continued to look back over his scrolls on his desk "I know you are awake no use pretending"
I froze "Oh Shit oh shit how does he know I'm faking sleep! Damn it" I facepalmed and mumbled curse words under my breath I heard him cluck his tongue in disapproval "fuck you I don't care about your stupid opinion you bastard" I thought as I stretched and let out a yawn flipping him off behind his back.
"Such language coming from you I never thought there would be a day as that" he let out a sigh and a small chuckle.
"Shut up you dirty perverted bastard!" I threw a pillow at him with such force it would have rivaled Tsunade's throwing ability; the pillow smacked him in the back of the head with a loud THWAP! his posture stiffened I saw him glare dangerously at me out of the corner of his eye, I boldly sat up pulling my knees to my chest and glaring right back at him in a challenge.
"That was very rude Shira" he hissed dangerously as if expecting an apology for my behavior I snorted "you deserved it asshole" he calmly got out of his chair and walked over to me with a deadly grace in his long strides. Before I knew it, he had me pinned to the bed his eyes glaring down into mine. my damn face turned a nice shade of rose pink at how his body pressed into mine I nervously chewed my bottom lip a habit I had since childhood that I couldn't seem to break no matter how hard I tried.
"What the hell are you doing?" I squeaked the bastard stayed calm still giving me a dangerously serious look.
"what do you think I'm doing?" he hissed.
"well it sure it looks like you're going to rape me or something...Pervert" I joked kind of hoping it wasn't true.
Orochimaru chuckled darkly and then he got off me "you have guessed incorrectly you need to be punished for your behavior, but I'm not going to rape you Shira your mind goes to dark places maybe you should stop reading those books"
Oh, Thank Buddha I was so wrong not that I thought he would do that kind of thing to me I mean when we were younger he was always so caring and generous sure he could be cold at times and a total prick, yet Jiraiya always saw good in him and I always loved Orochimaru for his strength and mind his body was nice too of course, yet I loved his mind more. I nervously giggled "I really do need to give those books up…why am I here?" I asked curiously I mean I did run away from him, but that is because I was genuinely terrified of what Orochimaru had become I mean my brother said he was beyond saving and if Jiraiya says that its truly frightening.
Orochimaru stiffened he was quiet for some time before he said "you did the running I just wanted to make you a proposition..." I looked at him in disbelief "what proposition?" I asked skeptically, that is where things got interesting he looked at me seriously and with a straight face said these words "I want you to carry my child" my mouth fell open I stared at him in complete shock "I'm sorry um what?" I asked dumbly trying to wrap my mind around his dumb proposition. First of all I haven't seen him in three maybe four years last time I saw him was when he angrily stormed out of the Hokage's office when he didn't get named Hokage.
Orochimaru looked at me and calmly reiterated his proposition I still stared at him like he was the biggest moron in the world. "Oh, my sweet golden Buddha you have lost your damned mind are you serious? Kami Orochimaru…I'm not some stupid young woman anymore with a crush on you. I am not going to fall on my face and worship the ground you walk on, kiss your feet, and do whatever you say" Orochimaru slanted his eyes dangerously at me and his mouth turned into a smooth flat line I knew I injured his pride and pissed him off.
"I need an Heir...I have tried other ways, but I am unhappy with the results thus far…imagine your genes coupled with mine it would make a strong shinobi...no other woman would I have chosen for this task but you" he explained in a soothing yet serious tone still trying to convince me this was a good idea. In my mind, I couldn't believe he had the stones to even propose such a question especially after bringing me to Buddha knows where. "And what in the seven levels of hell is even going through your damned thick head that you would ask me such an asinine question pray tell?" Kami Tsunade was better at this, sure she was shit at Poker, but damned good at being a tough hoe when she wanted to be I'm sure she would have just bitch slapped him to eternity for asking her such a question.
Orochimaru gave me that look again that said he wanted to pimp slap me to the moon, but he was trying to be polite and support his cause for an heir. I'm pretty sure he was making this proposition because he was still a virgin and this was his excuse to get laid, and he was tired of making test tube babies because his dick wasn't in a woman. "I'm being serious, and am asking nicely I just want a child to raise up to be an excellent shinobi to have pride in them and for them to carry on my work if something should happen to me why is that so hard to grasp? Maybe I don't want your genetics anyway it seems the stupid gene passed to you as well and you lack intelligence just like your brother" this is where I wanted to have the super strength of Tsunade so I could punch him to Mars screw the moon it was not far enough for an insult like that.
"EXCUSE ME?!" I screeched. "YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO ASK ME TO HAVE YOUR BABY THEN YOU INSULT MY INTELLEGENCE AS WELL AS MY BROTHER'S!? WELL FUCK YOUR PROPOSITION YOU SELFISH BASTARD!" I was so pissed and I was fuming, yet this crackwhore just stared at me calmly and then asked if I was done with my outburst. I started cussing him out saying no I wasn't done I was angry as hell and I wanted to go home to which he told me he wouldn't do until I had time to rationalize and calm down enough to think about what a great proposition he had offered me like it was such a damn great offer. He then angrily went back to working on his scrolls irritated that I had flat out rejected him.
I once loved this man, yet that seemed so long ago. Orochimaru had changed and it looked like for the worst. What the hell did he really want a child for? Was he going to snatch my child's body when his started to fail? That is what Jiraiya had reported to me, that Orochimaru was a body snatcher and involved in some seriously fucked up jutsu, and if Jiraiya didn't think Orochimaru's soul could be saved then it truly couldn't.
My heart ached I missed the Orochimaru that I used to know not this selfish being who had no disregard for human life, but the one who cared about and nourished life. I couldn't believe that he had so drastically changed. The man in front of me now terrified me I had no admiration for him no love in my heart for the monster he had become. I was so exhausted I had a hard time debating whether I was safe to fall asleep or not. It didn't really matter as I had passed out, and who knows how long I had been sleeping when I felt Orochimaru's weight on the bed beside me.
The bastard had the stones to wrap his arms about my waist and pull me close to his nicely muscled torso as he rested his chin atop my head something. I felt him kiss the top of my head and I shivered at the contact he hadn't done that since I was young. Orochimaru pulled me closer mumbling "get some more sleep Shira" I heard his deep breathing signaling that he had fallen asleep. I stayed laying in his arms trying to figure out what in the hellfire was going on granted it was nice to be snuggled up to my long-time crush and if it wasn't for the weird circumstances I would be totally fine with this, but I was not fine with this, yet I couldn't really do anything about it as I was too numb to even move so I just went with it and fell asleep in his arms.
