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THAT GLACEON: ONE SHOTS
This is sooo much easier to write than TS. I want to take a break from that story for sometime, since I'm going back to work. In addition this is a good, faster way of writing, without anyone having to worry! I will get back to TS soon though.
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PS: This short story was inspired by a conversation I had with a few colleagues at work. If you see this, Kevin, I don't hate gay people. I swear.
Like I'm being serious. I don't. Don't give me that look!
"Ugh. Jacket potatoes again? Give me a break."
Alice annoyedly took her lunch, given to her by the Kangaskhan lunch lady. Bonnie was next in line, bringing her tray to the normal type in an apron.
"It's not that bad, Alice." calmed the Blaziken, slightly cringing once the cheesy morsel was finally slapped upon her plate. "Ehh… Well, maybe a salad on the side would help."
Bonnie trudged along, and Jasmine took her place. The potato was carelessly strewn onto her tray, making the Lucario wrinkle her muzzle disgustedly.
"Aw, gro- Uh, I mean… Thanks for the meal!"
"Mgh." the Kangaskhan replied unenthusiastically. The fighting and steel type shuffled out of the lunch line, and followed her friends to a table.
Alice was the first to sit down. She was finally free to sniff the free air of crappy school meals. That Kangaskhan had a really pungent smell. Her tray plopped onto the table like a lifeless ragdoll from the grasp of a spoiled child.
"See - this is why I hate Thursdays." whined the Arcanine, to her peers who were also settling at the table. Bonnie sat next to her, while Jasmine made for the bench across her. "Firstly, I hate jacket potatoes. Secondly, we have double sessions of gym class. Plus, I gotta go clothes shopping with my mom, an-"
"Arceus, Alice. It's just a potato!" yelled Bonnie, poking her veggie with a fork. "Gym isn't even that bad. You're just crying because you're a lazybones."
"It's easy for you to say, Bonnie! You're literally built for physical activity." Alice argued back, sitting up and grabbing her slightly flabby stomach. "This body is built for games, anime, and lemon meringues!"
Jasmine grew wide-eyed upon seeing her friend's abdominal package. She was certain she hadn't noticed that last weekend. She then took the time to look down at her own build. Surrounding her spikes, a pair of fur-coated breasts that were about the same size as two coconuts placed together. Beyond that though, her stomach was as lean as could be. Still, she could pinch a small bit of fat that lined her waist. The Lucario frowned.
"Fair enough. Y'know, I don't get wh- Jasmine? You alright there?" questioned Bonnie, glaring at the Lucario who gently played with the barely-visible rolls of her stomach. "Usually, people don't play with themselves in public."
Pouting, the Aura Pokemon squinted at her friend across the table. "It's not that, you hecking idiot. I just feel like I'm gaining a bit of weight myself."
"What? What weight? You're as skinny as a twig, Jazz! I'm the fatty here." spouted Alice the Arcanine, moving her vegetable smoothie closer to her lips. Admittedly, it tasted like blended trash bags, but she'd never say that aloud.
The fellow fiery avian beside her took a good look at the beige and blue coloured bipedal. "Yeah, sorry, Jazzy B.S., but I'm gonna have to call BS on that one too. Plus, if you really wanna see fat, take a look at this…"
Standing up, the Blaziken slowly inched her talons toward the large feathery forest that shielded her bosom from ominous eyes and ogling menaces. Jasmine was one of the two spectators who glared with pupils dilated to the size of a pea. On the other hand, Alice struggled to mask her blush, yet watched anyway. Bonnie parted her beige coat, exposing her very large breasts. I mean, MASSIVE badonkers. Big, big, big hongaboodaloos. If it wasn't for her slightly thinner crimson feathers, surely, her giant-sized gongolongolahonkerbabalaboodlebaps would have their nipples exposed too.
"Giratina, Mewtwo, Arceus and every in between!" exclaimed the Aura Pokemon, who was simply in awe at the two landmarks that protruded from her Blaziken friend's chest. "Where the fuck were you hiding those… units, this entire time!"
Alice strived to avoid eye contact, though struggled to take her eyes off the avian's chesticles that wavered from side to side, beckoning her. "G-G-Geez… Those things are bigger than my head… Don't they hurt your back at all?"
"Why else would I strive to keep fit all the time, babes? No way would I be able to hold these girls if I weren't battling." boasted the Blaziken, clearly enjoying the fact that her peers revelled in her size. To believe there was a time where she'd rather die than let anyone see her body. In showing off her angles, though, she had accidentally knocked her closed bottle of water off the table. "Oops."
Scrambling to catch the bottle, she had dauntlessly made a turn to the left. Her pair of breasts swung out like two wrecking balls on a rusty chain. A Quilava, who sheepishly made his way through the tables with a plate with jacket potatoes in his maw, would've never expected himself to get a black eye that day. Too bad he'd struggle to remember what happened in the infirmary. Worst of all, the fire type's lunch had splattered all over the floor.
The sheer collision was enough to knock the quadruple off his feet, and land on the floor a few meters away, out cold.
The three girls at the table, who witnessed the incident, shared impish glances. Bonnie immediately pulled her beige feathers over her bosom.
"Umm… I think he'll be alright…" whispered the culprit Bonnie. "...He'll be good though, right?"
"Yeah, he will." Jasmine muttered, worriedly watching the Quilava's eyes swirl. "Just put those things away before you hurt anyone else."
"Gotcha…"
Silence ensued for a while. The Lucario, the Arcanine, the Blaziken and the Quilava - who was clotheslined out of his consciousness -
Alice painstakingly gnawed on a piece of a cheesy potato. "So anyways… Tower of Arceus got updated yesterday, I think. Looks like your gal is gonna have something to do after school in the end!"
"Huh?" murmured Jasmine, trying to drown out a terrible starch taste with chocolate milk. Brendan wouldn't be happy to see her drinking the 'flavour of the enemy'. "What the heck is Tower or Arceus?"
The Arcanine nearly spat out half of her food onto the Lucario's food. Not like the Aura Pokemon had much of an appetite to begin with, though.
"What? You don't know what Tower of Arceus is?" bewilderedly asked the Arcanine. Jasmine shook her head. "Pfft, don't you even follow my Redditto page?"
Bonnie shook her head, reluctantly putting a bit of potato in her beak to munch on. "Ya see, Alice? This is why you don't pull guys. You gotta stop acting like… Whatever it is, and start to become a normal girl, you know?"
Alice had half a mind to spit out her jacket potato, although her target would most likely be the unsuspecting Lucario who frankly didn't deserve it.
"What? What do you mean, a normal girl?" she asked menacingly, squinting at the Blaziken. "How am I not a normal girl? Just because I read a webtoon?"
The Blaziken, caught with her skirt down, awkwardly scratched the underside of her beak. "Uh, ah, well - I didn't mean it to offend you! Just meant, like… Y'know, you're usually hanging around in those online groups of weird dudes who watch DragonairBall all day and don't go outside, y'know?"
The Arcanine stared at her peer as if she just said that chocolate milk is better than banana milk. "Okay, no. Firstly, it's DragoniteBall, and secondly, they're super nice people! You don't have to go outside to make friends."
Bonnie sneered, turning to her Aura cohort for a reaction. The Lucario was too busy being indulged in the awful taste of the vegetable. She was certain it had gone off, in fact.
"Did you seriously just say that, Alice? Like, c'mon, sis. There are some things that you just can't do behind a computer screen."
Cocking her head, the furry quadrupedal challenged her best friend. "Oh yeah? Like what, Bon?"
The Blaze Pokemon clasped her talons together. "Weeeeell…! You can't stroke a guy's abs online!"
"Pfft. Just get a body pillow." waved away the orange canine. "They're literally the exact same feeling."
Bonnie furrowed her brows, glaring at the Arcanine as if her statement suddenly ruined her appetite. Judging by the look on Jasmine's face, her appetite was ruined the second she saw what was available for lunch.
"Arceus above, Alice. Please, don't tell me you have a body pillow at home."
"Okay, fine. I don't have a body pillow at home."
"..."
"..."
"We need to find you a boyfriend."
"Cut me some slack, Bonnie, you know I've tried!" cried Alice, throwing her fore paws in the air. "Boys just aren't attracted to me that m-MMM!"
The Arcanine was immediately cut short when Bonnie found it fit to clamp her maw shut with her vice-like hands.
"NO! Don't say that, Alice! Don't you give up on me!"
"Mmhmm! Mhm!"
"What? Alice, could you speak the Queen's Hoennese, please?"
Jasmine finally had the gall to actually swallow her food. It took about five minutes of chewing, as well as a truck load of resilience, but the jacket potato finally decided to go down. Not without a fight, though. Regardless, she opened her mouth - that smelled like something had died in there - to speak.
"Bon-Bon? Maybe you should take your hands away first."
"Oh. No doy. L-O-L."
Bonnie removed her hands from the Arcanine, and the surrounding world decided not to acknowledge that she had just said "L-O-L" out loud in public.
Alice shook her head, and finally got the breath she needed. "Meh! Thanks for cutting off my oxygen, Bon. I meant to say, is what if I'm not into guys, y'know? They don't seem to be interested in me, anyway."
"What the-?" mumbled the taller, fitter Blaziken of the troupe. "What do you mean you're not into guys? You are a girl though, right? Well… I suppose I haven't seen any supporting evidence of you being a girl…"
A blush manifested upon the orange and black coated canine's cheeks. "H-Hey! Don't look at me like that! Of course I'm a girl. I just don't know if I'm into guys. That's all."
Despite the crystal clear clarification, the sister to Brendan Bursyamo continued to look as confused as that time her brother placed his white hoodie in the washing machine, and ended up with a yellow one.
"...Huh? Is that even possible?"
"I think Alice means she's gay." butted in Jasmine, placing a bit more of the vegetable in her mouth. Every bite made her want to cry. "Like, that's the term when a person is attracted to someone of the same sex."
"Ohh… gay, I get it. Kinda like those dudes who wear green skinny jeans and dye their feathers wacky colours?" Bonnie tried to reason, despite coming forward as horribly archaic and insensitive. "You know, my brother went through a phase like that once. Does that mean you're into me?"
Jasmine recoiled in regret. It gave her hypertension merely thinking about her boyfriend in denim.
"W-W-What! N-No! I'm not gay! I'm not into girls! A-A-And I'm definitely not into you!" shouted aloud Alice. Although, it might've been a little bit too loud. A certain pair of an Umbreon and a Glaceon had looked over their shoulders from the other side of the cafeteria over the commotion. "I should've been more clear. I don't feel like I'm into either guys, nor girls… And gay people don't wear green skinny jeans..."
This seemed to stump the usually confident Blaziken, even with her vast knowledge of tree stumps as well.
"What? So what are you attracted to? Are you like… A plant?" questioned the fire and fighting type. "Bitch, don't tell me you're into plants-"
"I'm not into plants, Bonnie! I'm just uhh… asexual. At least, that's how the internet defines it."
"...plants are asexual too."
"Don't make me bite you."
"Alright, alright, sheesh."
Jasmine decided that she was finished with the infernal meal, and pushed her tray toward the centre of the table. Maybe it'd help get the food down if she joined in the conversation a little better.
"Bonnie, calm down. Not everyone has to find attraction in girls 'n' guys." she said, grasping the carton of chocolate milk that came with the meal. "Eww… Choccy milk does not go well with potatoes.
"I guess." The Blaziken turned to raise her eyebrow at the sheepish Arcanine. "So - how comes you hadn't told us this entire time?"
Folding her paws on top of each other, the cumbersome quadrupedal quietly squeaked a response. "I… I thought you guys would think I'm weird for not being into boys as much as you guys were."
The Blaze Pokemon was immediately taken aback. Meanwhile, Jasmine could only let her eyebrows raise themselves up an inch.
"Have you gone quazzy, Alice?" barked Bonnie, wrapping an arm around her blushing friend's shoulders. "I was just afraid that you had given up while still being straight, not because you weren't into guys! Your sexuality doesn't mean anything to me!"
A resilient curve presented itself on Alice's maw. She felt warm inside all of a sudden, and that was without going on about her fire type capability. Jasmine spoke up to reinforce Bonnie's assuraning words of wisdom.
"Yeah, Bonnie's got a point. To be honest, I know it kinda sounds rude but, I kinda don't care what sexuality you are or whatever." admitted the Lucario. "I just wanna hang with my girl Alice, you know?"
Smiling on the inside, and now glowing on the outside, Alice displayed a bout of physical affection by nuzzling into the Blaziken's chest.
"Aw, thanks guys! It means a heck of a lot to me that you think that."
The younger twin of a Blaziken pair nodded her head. "Hey, don't sweat it even. So, this Tower of Arceus thing… Are there any hot dudes in it? I'm not really into comic's 'n' shit."
"There's loads of 'em. Here, I can show you in the library."
Jasmine sighed, standing up from the table. "Great, let's get out of here. I don't want anyone to associate me with that Quilava… Is he dead…?"
"I don't know. But let's go already."
"Sure… Uhh…" the Arcanine halted standing up, yet let her eyes follow Jasmine and Bonnie who walked toward the cafeteria doors. "Hey, guys! Just give me a sec, alright!?"
"Yeah, just hurry up, Alice?"
The quadrupedal was embarrassed to even stand. She had gotten the feeling the second she had come into contact with her close friend. The result? Alice lifted herself up from the bench, and looked into the space that was once occupied by the area between her legs.
"...Shit."
Hope you enjoyed this one. I typed this one over the course of a week. Visit the discord. Yadda yadda yadda.
