THAT COLLABORATION

All you need to know is that LuanOTP had no part in doing this. Instead, this piece of work was done by the artistic penmanship of Sunhat Leafeon, Ghost Zorua, Dr. NinjaX, HotRamen, DevilsUnited, Blizzy Purrs, and the very handsome and round KariffChief.

Enjoy the chapter!


Wintera was late and she knew it, she could hardly be faulted though, it's not often that another settlement needs your help. She darted between the looming forest trees, eyes dead set on what she thought was a small village, surrounded by a large circumference of foliage, pointed rocks, and other large miscellaneous natural objects you'd find in a tundra. She went over what she was told for the 6th time: "There's been signs of a large group of bandits skulking around lately and we need someone who knows how to handle these types of situations, can you help us Wintera?"

It was at that very moment, out of nowhere the ninjas emerged. Fifteen ninjas all clad in their radical ninja suits began default dancing.

The leading ninja, Rarchord Grarchordson, spoke up.

"Where's the beefaroni at?"

Knowing the best counter to this question, Wintera only had to say one thing. "Under." She said with great arrogance.

Rarchord foolishly snapped back "Under where?!" before realizing his mistake "I just made you say underwear," said Wintera cooly before snapping her fingers, the ninjas turned to dust as Starlord asked, "Did we just lose?".

Wintera could hear the screams of the other ninjas as they disappeared to thin air "N-no! don't go away yet! I still have so much to teach!" one of the Greninjas said, holding an Accelgor in his arms "I... I don't feel so good ..." Accelgor whispers his last words as they both turn to dust…

King Kai was enjoying the sun outside his house when he was suddenly joined by 14 ninjas and one very out of place dipshit.

The ninjas immediately made for the pantry, kitchen, and bedrooms in search of their saucy pasta treat. They tore the whole place up, searching high and low for the beefaroni.

"We... Must avenge our fallen!" one shouted, seemingly the leader of the group.

"Avenge!" the others parroted in agreement.

"Hey. uh, guys. what are we looking for again?" Ask the dopey looking Greninja.

"If you don't know about our lifeblood, THEN YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE HERE!" the leader yelled before throwing the dopey Greninja off the cliff face. The Greninja opened his eyes expecting to be double dead, instead, he found that a man in cyan armor had broken his fall "Huh neat" the dope said "Hey dipshit, that's our guy!" swore a pissed woman in matching black armor.

"Man what are the chances... well, now that he's out of the way, temporarily, I just have to kill you!" threatened the leader of the group, he jumped and threw a dozen water shurikens at our new protagonist made exclusively for the "TC" series without any hesitation. Wintera was shocked when a Greninja suddenly appeared behind her. "Where the hell did you come from" she exclaimed in shrill notes as she dodged the barrage of water.

All of the said water soon began to evaporate as the planet briefly teleported too close to the sun for .0000001 seconds, then immediately returned to its previous position in space. (no one died tho lol) Both were confused by what had just happened, Wintera was pulled out of her daze when she saw more water shurikens flying at her.

"ZA WORLDO " Wintera screams as she chills the air around her to freeze the water shurikens in mid-air. "NANI!" The Greninja lept back in surprise, it appears I'll have to go all out, just this once "ahhhhhhhhh" a ghostly pink man appears behind him "Killer Queen" says the Greninja," this is my fighting spirit".

Wintera started to approach the Greninja "Oh ho! you're approaching me?" "I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" the Froslass responded "In that case, come as close as you like!" mocked the Greninja. Suddenly a familiar voice rang out, it said "dance-off bros, you and me". Wintera and the Greninja turned to see that Starlord had returned.

Xx_mast3r_y0da_xX was banned for 30 days for: Xray

"VAC!" Wintera and the leader Greninja shouted in unison.

Starlord continued dancing, "What are you doing?" The Greninja asked as Starlord kept dancing.

"I'm distracting you, bellend," said Starlord as Wintera smacked the group of ninjas with a powerful blizzard. Half of them got knocked out and started decomposing into the dirt, though their leader survived with half health. The leader emerged from the mist provoking Wintera to say: "NANI!?" Before the leader could spring his trap he was blasted in the face by a shotgun-wielding man in red armor "Hey bluetard!" he shouted. The Froslass was about as confused as a grandparent in a GameStop.

Meanwhile on king kai's planet

"Ugh, why is everything on this planet so heavy?" The Accelgor asked "Sigh... it's because the gravity of this planet is much stronger than that of your planet" King kai explained "Then how can you walk on this planet with so much ease!" The Accelgors coach asked "I've lived here for ages, of course, I- wait a minute, how did you even get here anyway? usually you have to walk from that Looooong pathway over there to even get here!"King kai asked, confused on why they've been teleported to his planet. "I guess we must have gotten the dead much harder than your usual visitors" replied the Accelgor. King Kai didn't think that made any sense but he couldn't think of any other way to explain it. He asked "what exactly was it that killed you guys so effectively?" "A very angry woman" the Accelgor replied dryly.

Back in the forest, Wintera was again confronted with a stranger, this one had a shotgun and red armor.

A grumpy Flareon came stumbling out of his cabin, rubbing his eyes.

"Gahh... What's with all the noise?" he complained, looking around groggily. Without a second thought, he inverted the document colors to help with his headache. (the story is in night mode now)(okay now Luan put it back to normal)

Wintera twisted on a pivot, throwing off her weighted crocs, and unsheathing a silver handgun with the imprint 'Rawr Men' on the side of the barrel. She didn't point the weapon at the slightly confused Flareon, yet kept sharp incase he pulled any fast ones.

"Hey! Who are you!?" she addressed in stern interrogation.

"I could be asking you the same thing." the Flareon accosted back.

"I'm Wintera, now tell me who you are before I game end you and get the victory royale!" Said the Frosslass, slowly reaching for her pistol.

"I'm Ramune, I live here! And what's up with that red dude with a shotgun?" The Flareon looked at the weird stranger, clearly not saying anything. This part of the story was brought to you by Raid shadow legends, but more about them at the end of the story. The leader Rarchord attempted to end Wintera with a quick night slash while she was distracted, but she pulled the trigger quicker than he could pull off the move "Tch, oh well, to be honest, you look like a hot, spicy snack..." flirted the Froslass "You remind me of another young hottie I met just a week ago, man crazy shit happened that day" said the Froslass.

Suddenly, from the sky came a familiar starship, the pilot performed a sharp aileron roll and sent a large bomb rocketing toward the flareon's house. The house gave a satisfying fireball as it disappeared from the story along with its occupant.

The sound of several thousand "Roger roger!"s rang out alongside marching, as an army of Seperatist B1-Battle Droids marches onto the scene.

The one in red spoke, "Well. Looks like we got ourselves some rust buckets who need to be taught some manners. Hey rust buckets! I hope you brought your wallets, cuz the rent in hell GETS PAID IN ADVANCE!" the red chad then charged at the army with unrelenting speed, eventually bashing through them with the force of a freight train off its rails.

The separatist council watched in shock as one guy plowed through half of their initial force with one dash. "We can't let him do that, shoot him or something." one of them said with fear in his voice. The red soldier kept tearing the puny droids apart and blasting them to pieces with his trusty boomstick, he then eyed the tactical droid overseeing the battle and charged for it, and grabbed it by its metal neck, "I have a message for your superiors up in their cozy conference room. Be afraid. Cuz you're going to hell." he then tore the droid's head off and swung it around. As the chad tore his way through the droids a small yellow shihtzu in an orange jacket revved her chainsaw "Rip and Tear".

Wintera decided to move on while the red armored man and the chainsaw wielding dog were dealing with these strange newcomers, she still had to assist the settlement after all. She had received directions but she quickly realized that they would be next to useless now that all the snowy and icy landmarks had been melted by the brief solar visit. She ran through the forest aimlessly in order to find the settlement, but unfortunately she could not, so she decided to lend the two death machines an assist. Wintera began rapidly weaving hand signs before shouting "Chidori!" and charging into the fray. Unfortunately, she soon realized that she hadn't actually performed the chidori when her hand went through the super battle droid she had targeted rather than blowing a hole in it. "Damn, I thought for sure that would work" she grumbled as she hovered behind her target and thought "Guess I'll have to try something else so I can get some better directions from someone around here".

She then obliterated it with an ice spike, and went over to the two marauders, "Hey. Either of you know where a certain settlement is? I was told it was up north." she asked, to which the red one responded, "Yeah. Just a few clicks north. There's a giant clock tower. You can't miss it, and don't worry about us, we can handle this."

"Thanks" Wintera yelled as she began running in the direction he indicated, as she ran she couldn't shake the feeling that she was being watched, like someone could see into her soul.

Wait. How long is a click anyway? She wondered as she kept a pseudo run going, I mean, she doesn't have legs, can't really run without legs.

She could hear the clock tower ring while soaring towards it, indicating that it is currently 12pm, then she heard a VERY loud bong which caused many people near the place screaming, so she came to the conclusion that the bell might've fell out of the tower "oh no don't tell me that the bell really just..." she stopped herself from speaking and rushed faster towards the clock tower. The town came into view just in time for her to see the bell falling from the tower and a bandit skulking away down a nearby alley. She saw the bell falling, and came to the conclusion that it was going to hit the civilians, but before she could act, a silver blur came out of nowhere and caught the bell with it's bare hands, now she could see the blur as a man clad in silver armor with gold accents, and a strange helmet that looked like it was meant to headbutt it's victims, fur lined the neck of his armor and the armor itself shimmered in the daylight as if it were a gift from Arceus himself. Before the armor guy could set the bell down his face went pale beneath the helmet, his hands began shaking as his heart stopped, "Goodbye Titan" said a teen with orange hair and a black notebook under his arm "I am Justice!".

Some random unknown force of nature felt multiple unbalances, and randomly the whole clock tower started to tilt towards all of the random pokémon and humans. The tower being made of some kind of cool rock, had no sound while it was breaking and falling, the humans and pokemon didn't hear the tower falling until it was too late, all of them were crushed, all except for one lucky froslass. "I... what the hell..." Is all Wintera could think of, she wasted no time in finding a way out of the forest, wanting to forget about whatever just happened. It's... it's like everything in the world wants to get rid of me now, ever since I met that electrifying deity of a luxray~, man that sylveon is lucky to have him. She thought to herself, I wonder why i even decided to take this job anyway?

It's as if Arceus had heard her pleas - or rather, grievances - when she spotted a familiar clan of ninja up ahead, congregating right outside of the outskirts of the forest, that boasted a healthy green expanse. They all seemed to be circling what looked like a oil-black furred quadrupedal. Could it be? That Luxray?

As she drew nearer, she observed some bony protrusions on it's back and as the creature wheeled around to defend themselves she saw two large horns adorning it's head. Trying to hide her disappointment, she shouted to the houndoom "Hey, you look like you could use some help". As she said this, she leapt into the crowd of ninjas prepared to fight.

Meanwhile, back at the village, the rubble that was once the clock tower was being invaded by a strange floating object, which looked like the shape of a diamond with one optic, and it floated with grace as it made its way over to a certain spot, and started to rotate, creating energy and expelling it. Suddenly, the armor clad man broke his way out of the rubble, "Well. You win some, you lose some" as he thought this he heard a chainsaw and a shotgun blaring in the distance, so he set off to investigate the noise. As he walked towards the source of the noises he tripped and fell down a previously buried rabbit hole, "How curious" he said as he fell past a kitchen.

Wintera and our mysterious Houndoom, having easily dealt with the gaggle of ninjas, decided to get to know each other better. "Soo… I haven't seen you around these parts before, cutie" confidently said the Houndoom.

"Uhhh. Yea. I'm kinda new around here" Replied the Froslass. "And uh, I kinda already have someone in mind, but thank you for the compliment."

Meanwhile in the hall of origins

"Holy shit, wait till palkia sees this!" Said the god who controls time, running towards Palkia's room "Ay dickhead!" Yelled Dialga "Huh? what is it?" Questioned the penis-shaped legendary, Dialga lends him an advanced looking device that displays distortions of space and time "...I- what the hell is happening? this gives off the same amount of distortion as the giratina's distortion world! Man I'm too tired for that stuff right now..."

"Stop your whining, and look. This ain't natural." claimed Dialga, pointing to the device intently while glaring at his fellow legendary companion. "It can't be Giratina causing all of this space-time jank, because he's too busy playing that game where you shoot demons in a green Master Chief lookin' ass suit. What the hfil is going on here?!"

Green Master Chief lookin' ass suit man never stopped moving as he fired round upon round into the hordes of demons that never seemed to end. Palkia kept looking at the screen while Dialga was ranting about how this wasn't natural.

If it was so unnatural, then why didn't Dialga go to Arceus about this?

Palkia was pulled out of his thoughts when Dialga pulled the legendary's wings. "There that Froslass is that?" Dialga asked "Giratina's Ex" Palkia flatly said, "this just got worse".

Back with our main character

"So. After a rough fight like that, I could use something or someone to cool down if you catch my drift" The Houndoom said with his inflated ego.

"If the thing or person you are referring to is in fact me, I'll have to decline your pathetic excuse of an offer. And if you continue to try to woo me over I'll freeze you where you stand." The Froslass said matter-of-factly. After this, she turned around and began to drift away. The Houndoom wondered exactly how she planned to freeze fire, but he suddenly realized he had been acting like a douchebag and decided against pressing the issue. Instead he called after Wintera and said "Hey, wait a second miss, I apologize for that, sometimes I get a little hare-brained." The Houndoom introduced himself "My name is Douglas, would you mind if I tag along to assist you in whatever you're doing?"

The air around Dialga and Palkia began cooling down dangerously rapidly, an ice spear stuck out from the frozen ground. It cracked open to reveal Kyurem, though very angry and wearing a sleeping cap.

"You fools, can't you see it's impossible to get beauty sleep when two loud ass legends are whining in the Hall?!"

Both looked at Kyurem in surprise and shock. Kyurem looked at the both of them, grunted, and made his exit, leaving the two confused as to why they just saw a legendary come out of the ground and fly away.

Meanwhile in Wonderland

"I'm not drinking you" Titan said to the bottle "clink" the bottle clattered, "I don't need sass right now" the Titan said as he punched a hole big enough to walk through above the tiny door before leaving through the exit he had made "Improvise, Adapt, Overcome" said a visibly proud Bear Grylls watching him leave.

Sonic the Hedgehog arrived everywhere simultaneously carrying a twelve-pack of chili dogs.

"Woah woah woah, guys!" he exclaimed, "Why don't you chill with a chilli dog and a chill hog?"

Titan whirled around thinking he had been ambushed in wonderland. Wintera and Douglas, just outside the village, just looked at Sonic askance. The red armored man and the chainsaw wielding dog looked at each other, shrugged, and decided to take Sonic up on his offer of food while sitting on the rubble of the clock tower.

The Wintera and Douglas sat down with the blue spiked hog and hungrily scarfed down the entire twelve pack before sonic could even have one. "What? It's been ages since I ate a good chili doggo." Doug laughed at a confused and scared Sonic.

In Wonderland, the Titan loomed over the ashes of the Sonic that had approached him with the burning maul still in his hands. He turned around to the sound of talking and went to investigate. He came up to the trail and saw two chubby fellows walking in the Titan's direction.

Creeper

The Titan saw the green traumatizer and threw his small throwing hammer at it, killing if before it could detonate. He then looked at the two identical people before him and decided to ask, "Excuse me you two." He said in a thick irish accent, "Where am I?", "This is Tamriel" said the one on the left "More specifically the province of Morrowind" said the one on the right .

There was a brief, awkward moment of silence to fill the vicinity. It was soon punctured by the noise of an arwing flying by overhead. The arwing had dropped some papers as it went by. Titan picked up one of them, it turned out to be a map of wonderland. It had a note at the top which read, "A little help for anyone who's lost", and was signed with the initials F.L.

The Titan looked at the map for any settlements, to which he only found two kingdoms on opposite sides of the map. He eyed the map and saw the closest one to them. "Hey. Why don't we go there?" he asked the twins as he pointed to the kingdom marked in red. "Because they're painting the roses red" said the one on the left "The kingdom is closed until they're done" said the one on the right, "Alright then why don't we go to the white kingdom" Titan proposed "sounds like a plan" the two strange men said in unison. Thus began their trek to the white kingdom.

As Douglas was finishing his last chili dog, Wintera began to leave, he swallowed his last bite and said "wait a sec, I'll come help". Wintera looked over her shoulder with disdain for the houndoom in her eyes. "I guess you can tag along, but don't expect me to need any of your help" she replied. Douglas nodded and they walked along the trail. They only walked for a few minutes until they were met with the red soldier and the dog with the chainsaw. "Woo! Boy was that a party! You should've been there!" the southern man said excitedly. The dog reached into her pocket and pulled out a plate of fortune cookies before asking "Want one", "The only fortune I need is victory!" Said the man in red armor "but yeah I'll have one.", "I'll take one" said Douglas before accepting one from the strange dog, he then cracked open the fortune cookie and read "BAKE ON HIGH HEAT FO-". Douglas quickly decided against eating anything that came from her kitchen. The red soldier opened his fortune cookie and threw away the fortune. He ate the cookie and looked at the others. "What are you sissies looking at?" he asked.

They all turned when they heard rapid footsteps approaching behind them, it was a messenger from the village. "The mayor sent me to tell you that we no longer require your assistance, all the damage that could have been done has been done" said the panting villager. "I thought the village was that way" replied Wintera pointing along the trail they had been walking. "You must have a terrible sense of direction then, it was right next to where you helped that Houndoom over there" said the villager as he turned around to go home leaving the four wondering what to do now.

Meanwhile in the home of the legendaries:

Palkia and Dialga leaned together with clear concern on their faces "Maybe we should tell Arceus about this" said Dialga as the distortion slowly spelled out " D". "I really don't know what this means, but there's a modest sized town in a forest at one end of that 'I'" said the spatial legendary. Dialga glanced over to Palkia and replied "We'll go and check it out and if it's as bad as I think it is, we'll definitely need to involve Arceus".

Back with the quartet in the forest who had just finished the fortune cookies, a sharp breeze fell through the air. The dog and man's suits were insulated, so they had no problem there, but the two pokemon were freezing, Wintera was surprised that even she was cold.

"H-H-How did it get so c-c-cold suddenly?" The froslass asked.

"I don't know, but I have an idea." he said as he gathered some wood and made a fire, where he then motioned for her to huddle close. As she approached the bonfire she was surprised to find a sword sticking out the middle of the flames "Frozen one, speak thine hearts desire" she heard a maiden in a black dress say. "Level up" said Wintera "Very well, then touch the darkness within me, and take nourishment from these sovereignless souls." softly said the maiden. Wintera glowed in a warm hue as she leveled up.

Froslass aka "Wintera" has leveled up to level 21

The maiden retreated back into the flames and the sword disappeared, she then floated over and sat down next to Douglas. She was still cold, so she leaned into the houndoom's side to stay as warm as she could, which caused the fire type to become still as a stone and a blush to appear on his face. Wintera couldn't understand how anything could be cold enough to chill even her, she was an ice type for crying out loud. As she shivered, she thought to herself "Why is it that after the messenger left, I couldn't see the village anymore?"

The technicians in the control room were watching closely. An intern said "I hope we're in time to appeas H-", "DON'T UTTER THE NAME" shouted the chief technician. "We must not unintentionally cause HIM to focus on us instead of his usual prey" he explained. "Yeah, YouTubers" said another technician, "The ritual must be maintained" the chief technician said "you all know that, so be more careful with your manipulations" he finished.

The cold continued to persist, and Douglas couldn't keep the fire alive any longer, so the fire went out, leaving everyone in the dark, snowy, and windy environment. They grouped together and ran through the forest, searching for shelter. The one in red was leading the way because his helmet had flashlights.

"Everyone! I think I see a shelter up ahead! Looks to be a cabin!" He shouted over the wind.

As they rushed to the promise of warmth in the cabin, hungry eyes watched them from the shadows.

Dialga and Palkia had by now decided this was too big for them. "On the surface, everything seems normal enough, but there's disruptions in the fabric of reality on a scale we've never seen, Arceus" Dialga said to their leader. "Yes?" Arceus said, snapping out of Their daydream "I wasn't thinking about tiny hats!" They quickly added, "Ok?" Said Palkia "There's a problem" said Dialga as he showed Arceus the distortion map. "I see" said Arceus, looking at the map with interest, which turned into confusion. "What is happening to the map? It's making a message. It spells: D-"

"Actually we don't think you should say that. If it's a message from the fabric of reality, then it is most definitely not good." Palkia interrupted. Arceus went back into a thinking position, stroking their chin with their hoof. "Alright. Here's the plan. Try to find any abnormalities in the universe. Anyone or thing out of place." The god pokemon said.

"Actually, we already have two pinpointed." Palkia said.

"Where?"

Palkia pointed to the upper tip of the "I"

"Let's go then" said Arceus.

Meanwhile:

The red armored man led the group towards the front of the cabin. "Maybe we should knock" said the strange dog, "I can do that" said the man in red armor before blasting the door off its hinges "anyone home? Too bad" he said before stepping inside, the dog set to work fixing the door while everyone else looked around the room for a fireplace or blankets. The one in red found a cabinet filled with canned food, Wintera found the blankets and Douglas found a fireplace. He lit the fire and sat in front of it. The one in red came over with an open can of beans and a spoon in his hands and sat down next to the houndoom.

Douglas spoke, "Hey red guy, weird dog girl. I just now noticed that we never caught your names. "I'm Super Colonel Sarge, and I lead the Blood Gulch red team outpost." said Sarge. The small dog set her chainsaw down and said "My name is Isabelle, nice to meet you."

"Likewise" Douglas replied.

Wintera was standing in front of the fireplace but her eyes were focused through a window to the outside where she no longer saw snow on the ground. "Curiouser and curiouser" said Wintera looking for signs of the storm clouds that were there but moments before, "What do you see?" asked Douglas, "It's what I don't see that bothers me" Wintera stated "Where are the trees?!"

This got everyone's attention. Everyone looked outside and saw that there weren't any trees. Everyone was confused as all hell and decided to leave the safety of the cabin. They walked out and found themselves in an open meadow. They were mesmerized by how they had seemingly teleported out of the woods and basked in the sunlight. This was cut short however, as a group of strange creatures came down from the roof. They looked like scrawny aliens. They each had four eyes and a few had four arms. One of them, which seemed to be the leader of the group, was wearing the most armor, having a full helmet, and a cape draped over its back. It also wielded two swords humming with electricity. The others were using some kind of pistol, along with strange rifles.

"What in sam hell?!" Sarge, along with everyone else, were horrified by these repulsive creatures. The captain of the alien group started speaking. Unfortunately, the words spoken were gibberish when heard by our group of misfits and they could only stare in confusion. Out of nowhere, the captain engaged and slashed at Sarge. He managed to narrowly avoid the blade and fired off his shotgun. The pellets hit the shield and disintegrated, but not before destroying the shield entirely. The horrid creature roared in defiance as the others fired on the group. Wintera and Douglas dodged the bolts of electricity while Isabelle took them like a champ. She revved her chainsaw and got down to ripping and tearing. The aliens screamed in pain as they were minced to bits while Sarge was fighting the captain. A small group made it past the two warriors and engaged the two pokemon with knives.

"Quick! Back to back!" Wintera yelled. She and Douglas stood opposite of each other and threw their attacks. Sarge was cursing like a sailor while he fought the captain in hand to hand combat. His reason being that it was dishonorable to kill in cold blood. Either way, Sarge made quick work of the captain and helped Isabelle. Wintera and Douglas weren't doing too well though, and it looked like they were about to be struck down, until a blinding light engulfed the enemies, rendering them to piles of ash. When the light faded they found that they were now in some sort of wooden cart.

"Hey you, you're finally awake" said a man with dirt packed blond hair "you were trying to cross the border right? Walked into that imperial ambush same as us and that horse thief over there."

Wintera, Douglas, Sarge, and Isabelle all looked at each other /

"One more quest?" asked Wintera.

"One more quest" the rest of them confirmed.

Meanwhile in the realm of the legendaries...

"Are you sure you would like to remove Raid from the app store?" the computer asked.

"Confirm" said Arceus.

"app successfully removed" the computer chimed, the legendaries watched as the rifts closed removing the letters from the map,

"I guess it's over" said Dialga.

"I think so" began Palkia before new letters formed on the map interrupting him.

" V-"

"Son of a bit-" They all said at once.


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