"I don't think I can bring myself to go in there, Ino."

She can see enough through the dark tinted windows that there's more than just books inside.

"Awwww! C'mon, Hinata. Let's just take a look around. Maybe something will pique your interest," pleads Ino.

"But...what if I do decide to get something? I don't think I could face the cashier."

"What's really cool is that they've got a lady in there to serve females. They're really very considerate."

"I'm sure. It probably doesn't hurt that it helps increase their sales." Hinata points out, distinguishing the difference between ulterior motives and concern for their patrons.

"Hehe, whatever. Let's go!" Ino grabs Hinata by the wrists and pulls her to the door.

Once inside, Hinata is struck with how bright it is. The extremely dark tinted window made her think she would be entering a dingy, seedy establishment.

Her surroundings are dusted with an array of colors that draw her soft opal eyes in all directions.

"Can I help you two gorgeous young ladies with anything?"

Ino and Hinata look in the direction of the voice.

At the counter is a towering white haired man that's very much checking them out.

Ino responds, "Not at the moment. Thanks."

They hear him mutter, "All the girls in Konoha are so hot these days," and roll their eyes.

The front part of the store consists of books and magazines that at first glance wouldn't indicate any sign of perversion. After a few steps further in, Hinata eyes shelves that hold everything from candies and chocolates to perfumes to makeup to scented candles and oils.

Ino has stepped back watching Hinata gradually snakes her way around the shelves taking in all the products for sale and obviously less anxious than a couple minutes earlier.

She walks into a section that is the home for satin sheets and other bedroom supplies. As she continues through, she runs her hand over a fuzzy pillow when the last section comes into view. The back wall is covered with a large selection of lingerie. Her eyes are drawn to a collection of cute little babydoll nighties that are paired with adorable ruffled panties.

Ino is back at her side and smiles, "These are so you, Hinata, buuut...maybe you'd like to NOT be you." She wiggles her eyebrows as she holds a completely mesh bodysuit in front of herself. Hinata's cheeks tint pink and then burn red when she sees the suit has no crotch.

"I don't think so, Ino."

The blonde pouts and returns the suit to its place.

"Maybe it's better you don't wear something like that. With your body Naruto's nose would be gushing blood from the cerebral hemorrhage."

Hinata shakes her head and giggles. She looks around the area and furrows her brow in confusion.

"Ino? Where's the...ummm..."

"Toys?" Ino cocks a brow and juts her chin towards a curtain behind Hinata.

Ino walks passed her and with a huge grin, holds opens the heavy red velvet material, "C'mon."

Hinata enters the "secret" area and her jaw instantly drops. She can't seem to close it so her hand covers the shocked appearance instead. Hanging above are mannequins adorned in leather and shimmering metal. She see one wearing some kind of belt that seems to have a dildo attached to it. She gasps and covers her eyes.

Ino starts laughing hysterically which brings Hinata back. She peeks over her hands giving the curious ensemble another glance before peeling her eyes away and bringing them back down in front of her. She's shocked to see a tremendous selection of phallic shaped toys that seem to go on forever.

"There's so many, Ino."

"I know...isn't it fucking awesome!"

"How do I know what to choose?"

"Well...do you want one like mine or one that vibrates and moves?"

"They move!?!" Hinata exclaims with a little fear.

"Ha! It's not like the thing is gonna crawl around your room!" She lifts a finger and swirls it around, bending it at the knuckle every couple of swirls. "It'll massage your g-spot."

"Oh...I think I just want to start simple. Maybe something like yours."

Ino looks around until she finds what she's looking for. "Okay, so this is the model I have." She hands it to Hinata.

"You look a little overwhelmed." The voice makes Hinata jolt. The saleslady laughs at Hinata's jumpiness. "Okay, maybe a lot overwhelmed."

"I'm Anko. Maybe I can help you out?" She looks at the box in Hinata's hands.

"Hmmm, that's a good beginner's choice." She sees the look Hinata gives her. "Believe me, I know a first timer when I see 'em." She looks towards Ino. "You...look like you're ready for an upgrade."

Ino giggles, taking the comment completely as a compliment, "Why, thank you!"

Anko laughs. Bringing her attention back to the newbie, "Are you happy with this one?"

Hinata is about to say yes when Ino cuts her off.

"Hinata, here, has the untapped pleasure of a boyfriend whose size rivals the toy she currently holds."

"Oh, really?! Lucky lady."

"I said untapped."

"Oh. Ha! I guess you're looking to break yourself in."

"Ha! That's what I said!" She looks at Hinata, "I like her!"

Anko laughs, "Follow me." She leads them to the counter and reaches under. She places one dildo after another in front of the duo. "Which one looks closest to your boyfriend?"

Hinata leans over then looks up to Anko, "May I?"

"Please do. They're all new, we just keep them for reference. We get more questions than you can imagine."

Hinata lifts the first one and wraps her hand around it. With a blush she shakes her head, 'no'.

She places it back down and moves on to the next one repeating the action. Seeing the first two were no where near the size she needed she skips the next two, eliciting a scoff from the sales associate, and holds the fifth in her grip. She adds it to the 'No' pile and looks up to the shocked expressions of the two onlookers. She giggles out an embarrassed, "Almost."

Grasping the sixth, she sees the gap between her thumb and middle figure is nearly exact and smiles. The smile leave when she realized there's something off.

"What's wrong, darling?"

"This one is perfect but..." She slides her hand all the way down to the base and wraps her other hand higher on the shaft. The head barely peeks out."

Ino's eyes go wide, "Don't tell me!"

"Well, you've got one left. Anything larger would be in the novelty section." Anko chuckles.

Hinata lifts it and repeats her previous action. She smiles and says, "It's perfect!"

Ino looks at Hinata's hands in awe. There was a good two inches protruding passed the top of her top hand.

Anko brings their attention back to her, "Hot damn! Congratulations! You've got yourself a member of the esteemed and rare Team 7!" She puts the samples away and leads the two back to the vast assortment.

"Here we go!" Anko hands Hinata a box with a bright orange dildo.

"Bahahaha!" Ino is laughing so hard. "That's so fucking perfect! It's Naruto's dick in his favorite color!"

Hinata giggles, "I'll take it!"

They continue looking around when they hear the bell over the outer door chime. They don't think anything of it until they hear a loud voice.

"Hey, old timer! My bud here needs some info on how to get into someone's pants!"

"Kiba, you dick!"

Hinata's eyes go wide and her already pale complexion drains further. Ino slaps a hand over her mouth so her laughter isn't heard.

Anko sees their reaction and asks, "You know them?"

Hinata is stuck.

Ino squeaks out, "It's her boyfriend," and covers her mouth once again.

"Oh, really!?" Anko walks over to the curtain and opens it by a hair. "Shaggy, blondie or the big boy?"

Hinata is finally back, "Blonde..."

"Very nice! You've got yourself a looker! You two make a gorgeous couple!"

"He can't find me here!" Hinata begins to panic.

"Calm down. If they make a move in this direction I'll sneak you out the back."

Hinata and Ino join Anko at the curtain and focus back in on the conversation.

"So, what's the problem, kid? You seem the type to have beautiful ladies all over you."

Choji responds, "Our friend has only one beauty in mind. Ooh, chocolates!"

Ino smiles at Hinata who blushes at the comment.

"Gotcha. So, what're you looking for?"

"I'm not sure."

"Hmm. Are you two active yet?"

"Active?"

"Yeah. Sexually, that is. How far have you gone and where are ya looking to take it?"

"Oh..." Naruto blushes.

Kiba scoffs, "Dude, you're killing me!" He thinks of a way to put it that will NOT get him punched. "Hands are already in play, mouth would be very welcomed and..." Kiba looks around and sees a bunny nightie hanging on the wall, he smirks, "jumping down the rabbit hole is the ultimate goal."

A laugh squeezes passed Ino's hand. "I'm sorry. It was funny!"

"Hey, these chocolates are shaped like dicks! I can't eat these." Choji places the box back on the shelf.

The man laughs, "There's some cherry-filled, pussy-shaped cookies on the top shelf."

"Oooh!"

The man walks out from behind the counter and walks to a shelf with a label that reads, 'Icha Icha Series'. He removes a book from it and hands it to the blonde.

"What am I suppose to do with this?"

"Call it...research."

He looks at the man then down at the book. He reads the title out loud, "Icha Icha Paradise. It any good?"

Pointing to the collection of books, "Top sellers here, across the Land of Fire and beyond. I should know, I wrote 'em!"

Kiba grunts, "Pfft. We're suppose to believe some counter guy at a pervy shop is the author of some big series of books? Who you tryin to kid?"

"Look at the back of the book, ya little prick...and by the way, I own the shop. It's not just a pervy shop...It's a super pervy shop! The name's Jiraiya Ogata aka Jiraiya the Gallant aka Jiraiya the Sensual Sage"

Naruto looks confused, "Sage?" He flips the book over seeing the man's photo on the back cover.

"It means a profoundly wise person. Look kid, start with Paradise," he taps the book in Naruto's hands, "It's about a young couple who are in love and looking to become more physical with each other. That one still outsells the rest by leaps and bounds."

"I'll take it but..."

"Is there something else, kid?"

"What if she's not looking to get more physical? What if she wants to wait?"

"Oh! Haha! Then you gotta learn how to get her so worked up she'll be begging you for it. Really get her juices flowing, if you know what I mean! Ahahaha!" The Sage slaps Naruto on the back.

"Yeah, I know what'cha mean, ya Pervy Sage!"

"Ha! I kinda like that! Read the book and come back when you're done. We'll talk some more."

The three leave after Naruto pays for the book and Choji pays for the half-eaten package of cookies.

Ino finally uncovers her mouth, "Oooooh, Naruto's on a mission!"

Hinata is a blushing mess.

"What'cha thinkin, Hinata?" Ino questions.

"I'm not sure what to think. I don't know if I should be angry or flattered or...I just don't know!"

"Well, you're already finding it difficult to hold out. It's up to you to make a decision if you're gonna give in to your desires or fight him the entire way."

Anko laughs, "Personally, I'd play with him."

Ino and Hinata look at her, confused.

"You know what his plan is...turn it on him. Depending on how far you're willing to go, that is. Think of it this way, he can't try to fuck you if you already make him cum. Haha! You'll literally have his big dick turning to putty in your hands!"

Ino laughs along with Anko.

When the laughter dies down, Anko asks, "Is there anything else you're interested in?"

Hinata hesitates then responds, "I'd like a copy of that book."

"Good idea!" She looks at Ino, "Looks like your friend is planning on a spar!"

After making sure the coast is clear, Ino and Hinata leave the shop.

Anko comes from the back room and approaches Jiraiya. "So, Mr. Pervy Sage, I think I've got the premise to your next top seller!"

He cocks and eyebrow and grins, "Tell me all about it."