This is something that I've always forgotten to do: the disclaimer. To honor that I actually remembered…
Me: Pinkie, get your party cannon.
Pinkie Pie: You betcha! (blasts party cannon) THIS IS THE DISCLAIMER PARTY OF YOUR LIVES! By the way, starry-lightning doesn't own MLP, (Hasbro owns us) and she doesn't own my party cannon, or Rainbow Dash, or Derpy Hooves, or Princess Twilight Sparkle, or Princess Twilight Sparkle's books, or—
Me: Okay, let's get on with it. Story Narrator, go!
Rainbow Dash felt her own ghostly self be dragged by nothing, to somewhere. She did not know where, as she was being controlled. Controlled by something, someone, Celestia didn't even know. She could make out a large, beautiful platform high in the sky, at the top of the atmosphere. The pony spirit skidded to a halt when she felt that she could control herself again. She realized that her wings were good as new in this place. An opaque pony galloped toward her. "My name is François Toast. I was a regal and breakfast-loving colt before the train crash… Oh, the train crash. My family, I, and a few others were on a train to De-trot. There was a forked track, and the driver was only half-awake. There was a train speeding on the other side of the forked track, and… we were toast," the earthpony told.
Rainbow didn't lose her bragger side in death. "Well, my accident was much more awesome and important. I did a Sonic Rainboom and crashed into a tree after the boom. Then, I sunk to the bottom of the ocean. The end." Rainbow Dash did Pinkie's I'm-gonna-charm-you-smile-that-sounds-like-a-rubber-chicken smile.
"Whatever." says François Toast.
"Whatever!" says Rainbow Dash.
"What. Ever."
"O. K."
"o.k."
"Fine."
"Fine."
"Wait, what are we talking about?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"I never got your name," says François Toast.
"Rainbow Dash. Let's marry each other."
"Okay."
"Okay."
"Wait, what?" says François Toast.
Their awkward conversation quickly halted when another pony trotted towards the two. It was an old grandma that neither Rainbow nor François knew. "My name is Bell Ball," her frail, ancient voice spoke. "I left simply because I was old."
None of the equines spoke. Long-ago crickets chirped, and long-ago owls hooted. "Do any of you want to return to life?" Rainbow Dash asked. Bell Ball questioned her. "Aren't you a brand-new spirit? It isn't your time to return yet." Return? What does she mean? Rainbow thought. As if she was a mind-reader, Bell Ball replied. "When your spirit gets old enough, or when you're bored here in pony-heaven, the magicalness of this place rids your spirit of all memories, besides breathing, and plants your spirit in a new foal." That was all Rainbow Dash needed to know.
-Ponyville friends-
Derpy Hooves clumsily flew around, looking for something to do. She had finished delivering all the mail to Ponyville citizens. She spotted Princess Twilight Sparkle being absorbed in one of the newest additions to her library. The title read, "How to Interpret Omens". Derpy Hooves found herself amused by this. "Oh hi Derpy. I'm reading up on omens. You see, I got a sign. A sign from the walls of my castle."
"The walls?"
"Yes, the walls. Somepony—or thing—told me that I would find a 'drowned rainbow in the water'."
"What's a drowned rainbow?" asked Derpy.
Twilight let out a sigh of frustration. "Drowned means died from being underwater for too long, and a rainbow is an arc of color in the sky. It can also mean—Oh, maybe… RAINBOW DASH!" Twilight Sparkle bawled her eyes out. Almost literally. "Twilight, your eyes are coming out," Derpy Hooves pointed out. Twilight realized this and almost had to punch her eyes to get them back into their normal position.
She then sobbed uncontrollably. "Rainbow... We have to go find her! Derpy, help me find my spellbook on making submarines appear out of nowhere." Derpy Hooves and Twilight Sparkle galloped into her library-ish castle-ish place. Derpy Hooves managed to wreck the whole placei with her craziness, and they never really did find that book. "Maybe I could make two diving suits appear?" Twilight Sparkle considered. She concentrated hard when her magic aura appeared, and it shaped into two pony diving suits. "Okay, Let's Do This!" Twilight and Derpy shouted in unison. Twilight made two large oxygen tanks appear, and both headed to the seashore.
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The End! (Just kidding.)
