*takes deep breath* The reason why I haven't updated in FOREVER is I was grounded for two weeks, AND I had summer camp. A million dollars to everybody who reviewed! I'm starting to do review responses. Here they are.

rachellerocks: I know. I want my stories to get famous or something, but it never happens!

An Awesome Guy: Who's your oc? Tell me!

Breanna: Thank you, that made my day!

Burrfrost: Thanks for noticing that. I may edit it out later, but for now it's very important to the story.

Paul: Awkward response.

Ok, note again, my updates will be getting slower but not this long of a wait. Here it is. New chappie, yay!


Princess Twilight Sparkle, with Rainbow's drowned self on her back, casually trotted to Zecora's place, as if the Element of Loyalty were not missing. When she reached the beginning of the Everfree Forest, angry Timberwolf howls echoed through the brambles and the endlessly towering trees, leaving the bookworm alicorn shaking. Her eyes searched the clearing for beasts waiting to pop out, then proceeded through the untamed forest. She tiptoed slowly, but somewhat loudly. Suddenly, she heard the angry growl of a Timberwolf right behind her. She dared to look over her shoulder and met eye-to-eye with a horrible beast.

Twilight sprinted faster, stronger, and longer than she ever had before. She narrowly missed the jaws of a teenage Timberwolf who hadn't eaten in days. She saw thistle that she was about to step on, so she used her wings instead of her legs. But the blue body on her back didn't have such luck, when it slipped off into the hungry jaws of a mutant Venus flytrap, which was later eaten by a giant carnivorous fly, which was later eaten by a frog, which was immediately after eaten by a baby Timberwolf, which was eaten by a giant Timberwolf. Twilight Sparkle just flew faster.


Rainbow Dash sat in the corner of her heavenhouse, reading a Daring Do book. After all, Heaven is supposed to be better than your greatest dream, right? Rainbow's greatest dream included all 146 of the future Daring Do books, so she was reading one. Her personal favorite, one that existed in the living world, was the one where the one and only Rainbow Dash became crucial to Daring's mission. She read an interesting paragraph in the book.

"After reading the news of Rainbow Dash's resurrection, I realized that my quest was not hopeless after all. I called, 'Rainbow, Rainbow Dash', but I did not see the iconic rainbow flash. But then a different savior came to my aid, a small but powerful mint green pegasus with blue mane and tail. His name was Teeny Flash. But I did not need him, because Rainbow Dash appeared in the ultimate moment of danger. She untied me and disabled the trap, but the last knife went flying towards Teeny Flash, ending his days in Equestria."

A tear rolled down Rainbow's cheek, knowing that she would be resurrected. She checked the inside cover to see the date it was first written. Right then, it was September 23rd. The inside cover said September 30th. She also realized she would have to save this "Teeny Flash." She almost got out a wing-training kit until it hit her like a ton (or two) of bricks. It wouldn't really help once she was resurrected, because her body was still intact. Right?

The "Right?" part stood out in a way that made Rainbow Dash sense that her fallen self was in some monster's belly, torn up and unusable.