Suddenly, everything felt like soup. Rainbow dash transformed into a pink frog named Sprig. Francois Toast appeared and said "I don't like frogs, we are getting divorced." Sprig was so enraged that he pulled out a conveniently placed hammer and smashed his skull but it didn't do anything because they were already dead.
Princess Twilight sparkle finally made it to Zecora's house and ran inside, disrupting her sleep. Zecora was making a potion that would transform the whole reality. Zecora and Twilight immediately disintegrated, killing them, and in their place appeared the Plantar's house with Anne, Polly and Hop Pop inside. They quickly realized Sprig was nowhere to be seen. Anne bowled because she was a wolf. A wolf with one shoe on like it was animal jam. Somehow, Anne knew that Sprig was dead and she went off to find Ms. Croaker, who hated sprig, because she knew Ms Croaker would be delighted to help Anne resurrect her best friend. It truly was a spranne against the world moment. On all fours, Anne dug her claws into the ground with her trimmable claws. She finally made it to Sadie Croaker's house after a long 2 minutes of walking. Ms Croaker was sitting on her couch reading disturbing romance novels like the weirdo she is. Her spider, Archie, was on the ceiling doing spider things.
Sprig could tell that something wasn't right. Francois Toast wanted to divorce Sprig, but he didn't even remember getting married. Starswirl the bearded was a newt named King Andrias, who had his fire sword out with Marcy stuck on it. Marcy was quicky delighted to see Sprig and jumped down to say hello. "Hi sprig! What are you doing here? You're a main character, you can't die!" Marcy quickly realized what she said. And then Marcy died of dysentery. King Trust issues said "Never mind that, Marcy will be fine. Probably"
Ms Croaker Quickly put a potion together that would cause Sprig to regret death and therefore magically become alive again as if he wasn't just a dead Rainbow Dash 5 minutes ago. Suddenly, the 4th wall was broken as the author's mom farted. Anne reacted to the fart by turning gray and becoming a bunch of leaves! Then the 4th wall was unbroken and Anne, the dark black wolf with glowing red eyes woke up because she was fine. Ms Croaker finally finished the potion and was ready to give it to rainbow dash's limp torn up body. She poured it on her cold, pale face.
Sprig was arguing with King Andiras when suddenly he was descending into the abyss. Ms Croaker, Anne, Hop Pop and Polly watched as Rainbow Dash's dead body turned into a pink frog with an unhealthy amount of slingshots. Sprig woke up and said "Have you killed a man, Hop Pop?" To which hop pop replied, "Wouldn't you like to know, weather boi?" Pollu was here the whole time. Along with Sprig, Marcy also appeared after materializing from Rainbow Dash's now decomposing remains. They all decided she would make a great dinner. After all, frogs eat maggots.
Suddenly, an animation error appeared. Polly's eyes were transparent for a whole 4 frames.
Sprig and Anne started to do amazing dances. They danced to an amazing song that was so amazing, that on a scale of one to amazing, it was amazingly insane. Marcy also joined in, despite the fact that she died of dysentery a few minutes ago. Polly and Hop Pop mysteriously decided they needed to find the Resurrecting Rainbow. Sprig, Anne, Polly, Hop Pop, and Ms Croaker Quickly head out. And thus, the clown wars began. It was a long journey to leave the valley, but that shouldn't be a problem. After all, they had the Fwagon. Hours later, it was finally nighttime, when they realized that they were all tired. So they kept going. Anne panicked when she tested positive for covid-20. Which was like covid-19 but if it was discovered in 2020. So anne quarantined herself from everyone except for Polly because Polly is 5 years old and has absolutely no fears. Anne and Sprig decided to play some board games to pass the time.
The fwagon suddenly stopped when the Toilet Family appeared out of the ground. "HALT!" Shouted Mr. Toilet, who was looking VERY shitty today. "Who dares attempt to cross my path!?" He shouted. Hop Pop, who had spent the last 6 hours kissing a cardboard cutout of Grime, Decided to yell at him. "You stupid toilet, go away, we need to get to the Resurrecting rainbow" He reasoned, which made the toilet family very angry. They started agressively yet mysteriously flushing themselves out of anger. The symphony of the toilets made everyone so angry that they decided to brutally murder the toilet family (Even Baby Toilet!) With their grandmother power's lasers.
Finally, the fwagon was able to continue on its journey. During the toilet family incident, Sprig had performed mitosis and there was now another frog, similar looking to Hop Pop and definitely not an early design of Sprig, named weed. He had big red eyes and a great joint in his hand. Sprig was jealous that Weed was allowed to smoke weed. Then, Polly turned into a chair, because that makes perfect sense. Sprig was so distressed that his sister had turned into a chair that he fell into a deep depression and became Emo Sprig™.
Ms Croaker decided to show Anne her god awful disturbing romance novels. There was one about Buff Frog from Star Vs The Forces Of Evil and Kermit the frog going on a fantastically terrible date in North Dakota. There was another that will not be mentioned but it was so horrible that it made everyone, including rainbow dash, who is a half rotted corpse, vomit for a good 6 seconds. Except for Ms Croaker because she is a creepy little weirdo who loves concerning romance novels. Hop pop suddenly felt the need to continue kissing his cardboard cutout of Grime, so Ms Croaker started reading a romance novel about GrimePop. This shocked Anne and sprig so much that they started repeatedly changing "Spranne. Against. Ms. Croaker." while slowly sprinting. Luckily for Ms Croaker, her weird little spider was in the fwagon and began barking at them.
Then, it became the next day and everyone was asleep since it was midnight. Just like the time it was when Rainbow Dash realized she had been searching for food within 2 feet of her for a whole 20 hours straight. Although technically, Sprig plantar is Rainbow dash, He has all the memories of her starving to death in a tree and drowning, because they are literally the same person, despite the fact that rainbow dash's corpse was rotting on the floor of the fwagon. Sprig plantar realized this and was suspiciously traumatized.
