(A/N) Hello!

So this short is something I've been wanting to do for a while, but I never had the courage to write it. Well, here it is!

So this short is based on the Nickleback song "Animals", so if you know the song, then you have a semi-idea of what this short will entail.

So this is a warning for language and innuendos and mature content. I wouldn't say it's explicit, but it's not for children either.

Hope you enjoy!

I, I'm drivin back in black, just got my license back. I got this feeling in my veins this train is coming off the track. I'll ask polite if the Devil needs a ride because the angel on my right ain't hanging out with me tonight.

The team had come back to Boston after another job well done. Though they all had to take separate flights home. Kaira had gotten home first. Eliot was close, and the team was close behind him. Eliot and Kaira were missing each other's company. And they really wanted to just be alone for a while and have a lot of fun.

I'm driving past your house while you were sneaking out. I got the car door opened up so you can jump in on the run. Your mom don't know that you were missing. She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I was kissing.

So Eliot drove by the apartment and opened the door as Kaira jumped in quickly. She leaned in immediately and kissed his lips. Eliot smiled as he kissed Kaira's neck. They got back in their seats, with Kaira giggling as they drove off. Their destination: where ever the hell they wanted in the middle of nowhere.

Screaming. No, ain't never gonna quit ain't nothing wrong with it, just acting like we're animals. No, no matter where we go, cause everybody knows we're just a couple animals. So come on baby get in. Get in, just get in. Check out the trouble we're in.

Nate, Hardison, Parker, and Sophie walked into HQ. Parker went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal, Nate and Sophie went over to the kitchen to sit.

"Where's Kaira and Eliot?" Nate asked everyone.

"Weren't they supposed to meet us here?" Sophie questioned.

"Yeah, their flights should have landed and they should be here." Hardison acknowledged.

"Hardison, Parker go over to their apartment and bring them over here." Nate told Hardison. Hardison reluctantly agreed.

Parker and Hardison left to head over. Hardison knocked on the door.

"Yo Eliot, Kaira! Nate's asking for you."

No response.

"You in there? Cause Parker's busting through in about 5 seconds." Hardison warned.

Parker got the door unlocked and they walked in.

But there was no Eliot or Kaira. And two earbuds on the island.

"Awe hell." Hardison muttered as he got Parker out of there.

You're beside me on the seat got your hand between my knees and you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze. It's hard to steer when you're breathing in my ear but I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gears. By now, no doubt that we were heading south. I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth. 'Cause this was it, like flicking on a switch. It felt so good I almost drove into the ditch. I'm screamin'.

Eliot and Kaira were driving through some dirt road, music on the radio at a decent volume. Kaira's hand was on Eliot's thigh, and Eliot had his hand on Kaira's thigh. Though, Kaira's hand was closer to his groin, which he didn't mind. And she'd give a squeeze when she wanted him to drive faster. And they had a very pleasant drive to their destination, getting very close to each other. And nearly crashing cause Eliot got too "excited", let's just say.

No, we're never gonna quit. Ain't nothing wrong with it. Just acting like we're animals. No, no matter where we go. 'Cause everybody knows we're just a couple of animals. So come on baby, get in, get in just get in. Look at the trouble we're in.

Hardison and Parker walked back into Nate's apartment.

"Did you find them?" Nate asked.

"No. But they left their earbuds behind. And they weren't taken, cause there was no signs of a struggle in the apartment." Hardison reported.

Nate and Sophie shared a knowing look.

"Can you track their phones?" Nate asked Hardison.

"Yeah, give me a sec Nate." Hardison got on his computer and pulled up the GPS on Eliot and Kaira's phones, Parker sitting beside him on the couch.

"Okay, it looks like they aren't in range, but this is their last ping." Hardison pulled the coordinates on the screen.

It was close to the middle of no where. But Nate recognized the spot and knew where they were headed.

"That's as close as I can get, Nate." Hardison said.

"I know where they're at. Let's go." Nate got up, grabbing his coat.

The team followed him.

"What was that about?" Parker asked Hardison.

Hardison stumbled a second.

"If it's what I think it means, you don't wanna know." Hardison said, a little grossed out.

We were parked out by the tracks. We're sitting in the back and we just started getting busy when she whispered what was that. The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we are and that was when she started screamin' That's my dad outside the car! Oh please, the keys, they're not in the ignition Must have wound up on the floor while we were switching our positions. I guess they knew that she was missing. As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing.

Eliot and Kaira were by some old train tracks, getting busy. They were in the back of Eliot's orange challenger, Kaira on top, half-dressed, kissing each other everywhere, hands where they felt right. They had the radio off, so it was just them and their heavy breathing. They had been there for a while, with no intentions of stopping soon. Then Kaira jerked up and looked out the window.

"What is it, sweetheart?" Eliot asked Kaira.

"I thought I heard somethin'." Kaira said.

"It's probably the wind, darlin'. No one knows we're here." Eliot assured Kaira.

Then they both heard the sound of someone driving up.

"Eliot! Kaira!" Nate's voice was heard.

"Fuck it's Nate!" Kaira exclaimed, quickly getting off of Eliot.

"Shit!" Eliot cursed as he rushed to get dressed.

Just as Nate, Sophie, Parker, and Hardison ran up to Eliot's challenger, Kaira and Eliot had quickly zipped up and got in the front, and drove off, flying dirt everywhere. The group stopped.

"Was that–" Parker went to ask.

"Yep." Nate answered quickly.

"Were they–" Hardison went to ask.

"Most likely." Sophie answered.

They all stood a moment.

"All right, let's go." Nate ordered everyone.

They got back in the van and drove back.

No, we're never gonna quit. Ain't nothing wrong with it. Just acting like we're animals. No, no matter where we go. 'Cause everybody knows we're just a couple of animals.

Eliot and Kaira had raced back, hoping to beat the group back to the apartment. They quietly ran up the steps and went to their place, the rush of what happened still happening. They went into their bedroom and shut the door. They started chuckling at each other.

"Oh my god!" Kaira chuckled, exhaling to try and calm down some.

"That was the most fun I've had in years!" Kaira exclaimed, hugging Eliot.

"That surely was something, huh darlin'?" Eliot teased Kaira.

"Yeah." Kaira's face then dropped.

"Ah Hell. We're gonna get so much shit for this in the morning." Kaira realized.

Eliot's face dropped too.

"You're right." Eliot had the same realization.

"Not much we can do about it tonight." Kaira had that smirk on her face.

"I see that look, sweetheart." Eliot teased her, getting close and grabbing her waist.

"Hmm. What look?" Kaira teased, biting her tongue a tad and chuckling.

"You know damn well, Princess." Eliot smirked back at her, leaning in for a kiss.

They kissed, Kaira lightly biting Eliot's lip a tad.

"I don't know about you, baby, but I still got some energy left in the tank. You?" Kaira asked Eliot.

"Oh hell yeah." Eliot smirked and lifted Kaira up, holding her ass, kissing her lips.

He moved her to the bed, and round 2 happened.

So come on baby, get in. We're just a couple of animals. Get in, just get in. Ain't nothing wrong with it. Check out the trouble we're in. We're just a couple of animals. Get in, just get in.

Once the sun came up, Eliot and Kaira did the walk of shame to the apartment and headed to Nate's apartment. Nate and Sophie were at the table, drinking coffee and tea respectfully. Hardison and Parker were sitting on the couch. Kaira did have some makeup to cover the hickeys on her neck, and shoulders. Kaira and Eliot went to get a cup of coffee, knowing it was seconds before someone said something.

"So, how was the pull out?" Nate asked abruptly (A/N Tell me someone gets that reference!).

Kaira and Eliot nearly choked on their coffee.

"What the hell, Nathan?" Kaira questioned Nate.

"Dammit, Nate." Eliot growled at the same time.

Nate was amused at himself.

"I was talking about the couch at the hotel. Calm down." Nate brushed it off.

Kaira semi-recovered.

"That's bullshit, Nate, and we both know it." Kaira warned Nate.

Eliot had a slight smirk, kinda amused at how uncomfortable Kaira was.

"Yeah, how was it sweetheart?" Eliot asked, taking another sip of coffee.

"Shut the hell up, Eliot." Kaira warned Eliot.

"That's not what you were saying last night when–"

"ELIOT!" Kaira warned him.

"What?" Eliot questioned, getting smug.

"You know damn well what, stop being a smartass." Kaira sat her cup on the table.

Eliot did the same.

"What are you gonna do about it?" Eliot asked Kaira.

"You wanna find out Cowboy?" Kaira walked past Eliot and went to the door.

Kaira smirked and revealed a pair of handcuffs.

"That suppose to scare me?" Eliot was still smug.

Hardison groaned.

"You wanna find out?" Kaira teased.

Eliot followed her out the door. The group just looked at each other. Nate and Sophie just kept drinking their drinks.

"What was that?" Parker asked.

Hardison just looked over at the thief.

"You don't wanna know." Hardison told her.

"Do they know we have a briefing today?" Nate asked Hardison.

"They should. Told them back at the hotel." Hardison answered.

Just then his phone buzzed and he looked at it. It was a text from Kaira saying, "Tell Nate we're gonna be about an hour late to the briefing." Hardison groaned.

"Kaira said she's gonna be late." Hardison said simply.

"We have a lot to do today." Nate said.

"Well I ain't gettin' them. Aw hell naw." Hardison shook his head no.

"Fine. I'll get them." Parker stood up and walked out.

"How do they have the energy?" Sophie asked out loud.

Nate got uncomfy.

"I am not answering that." Nate warned Sophie.

Everyone stayed silent and uncomfortable until Kaira and Eliot came back.

(A/N) I hope you enjoyed this! Sorry it's been a minute since I've posted one of these. I've been getting some exciting things started, liking scheduling to look at my first apartment, and something else.

I started a podcast!

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First episode will be going live soon!

I hope you enjoyed this! Remember to comment and favorite! Much love to you all! Stay safe!

Kaylee