Blood and Chocolate
(Prequel to "Chocolate Makes Me Giggle")
Told from both Kurama's and Kiyoni's POV.
*WARNING: Contains NSFW content including drug reference and usage. Reader discretion is advised.*
"Ugh, please shut the fuck up." This day is going by so slow. Forgive me for the language. Biochemistry is one of my favorite classes and the professor is awesome but, today is so not the day to give him either my praises or my attention.
"Alright, class. I want you to read chapters eight and nine and be sure to have your answers prepared from the questions on those two chapters tomorrow." Professor "Chem" always leaves the room with a smug smile on his face. Probably because it's the last one for him today.
"About damn time," slowly rising from my seat as if I'm an old lady, I'm 21 by the way.
"Hey, are you alright," Kuwabara is such a friend.
"Hey, Kuwabara. Do you think you can walk with me to the quad?" Holding my stomach as if I gotta take a major deuce.
"Something wrong?"
You damn right something's wrong! It's the third day of my period and my uterus wants to be a major bitch! I'm so sorry for my mind's tongue. I'm always like this when cramps come around. Fortunately, the quad is not that far. At least, normally anyway.
"Sure, I'll help you." Since I'm generally smaller than the big lug in both height and weight, I hitch a ride on his back.
"Are you sure you can carry both me and two backpacks?"
"Don't worry, Kiyoni. I'm like an ox." Okay, Kuwabara.
After fifteen minutes of pure uterine torture, I hear, "Kiyoni!" Kuwabara made a quick phone call while I was in the middle of a fight with fatigue. "Kiyoni, are you alright," don't get me wrong I love Shuuichi dearly. However, the last thing I wanna see is his fucking red hair.
"H'uuuuuuuuuuugh! Uuuuuuuuuuuugh," my face is buried in my arms and bag and other than my menstrual cup, a stone bench is between my legs. If anyone didn't know any better, one would swear I'm giving birth the way I was going.
"What happened," Kurama looks at Kuwabara like a concerned parent. His business casual look so screams "I'm an adult" haha.
"I don't know. She's been like this for like a half hour," Kuwabara picks up his bag, "I gotta go to my next class. Do you think you can handle it from here?"
"We'll be fine. Thanks," Kurama puts his hair in a ponytail. It's serious, now, "What's wrong?"
Hmm, what's wrong? Well, I'm having a monthly fight with my body and I'm losing…badly, "Take me home, Suu'chi. Just…take me home."
"Very well."
What a sympathetic man Suu'chi is. He prepared a bath for me with lavender and mint oil. He says it'll help me relax. Oh, I'll relax but, don't blame me if I drown, Suu'chi. I'm that tired. "I think I got something that will help you feel better," he says. "I just need some aspirin and a nap and I'll be good," this bath water is amazing.
"No! No pills," Suu'chi likes to take the natural/herbal approach to certain things (*waves hands* shocker). Last month, he made me some weird, I can't remember the ingredients, type of drink to help me get over my PMS. It worked, too.
"Don't tell me you're making me that drink again?"
"No, not this time. Something different."
"How different?"
He gives me a kiss on the forehead, "Rest now, questions later." Off he goes. I knew I should've read his mind. Just how long am I gonna be your guinea pig, Suu'chi?
Now it's time to work my magic. First, a quick trip to the bedroom to pull out my stash of oils from under the bed. Since Kiyoni allowed me to make use of her garden in Heliopolis, I've been going there, frequently, to establish a small cannabis and sativa farm. When the plants reach maturity, I extract them to make oils for specific ailments. The entire arrangement is a lot less troublesome than going to the doctor and it's an easy loophole to walk through since marijuana is illegal in Japan. Still don't understand why that is considering its usefulness.
My suitcase of herbal goodies contains about thirty bottles of oils, all different strains of the substances. "Let's see. Which ones can I use?" We'll go with Cherry Queen, Vanilla Rush, Cookies n' Dream, and Choco-kush for flavor and Black Forest Cheesecake and Dutch Delight for the pain. Today's gonna be my first attempt at making laced brownies.
Last month, that liquid mixture I made for her didn't go so well, taste wise. Blood and chocolate was all she wanted. I know she's part vampire, but when it's that time of the month, her cravings go through the roof. I made that drink in order to spare my blood. While I refuse to share it with her again, the least I can do is satisfy her sweet tooth. "Alright, all I have to do now is make the butter and I'll be good to go." I always wanted to try this. After watching so many tutorials about it online, this should be a piece of…well, cake! Cannabutter plus brownie mix equals Kiyoni's relief…I hope.
I think an hour is a long enough soak. Wrinkly fingers and toes are so not a good look. Pain level is down from eleven to about a seven, yippee. Is that chocolate I smell? "Suu'chi, what are you doing?"
"Hey, beautiful. You came out just in time. How are you feeling?" He looks so cute when he's cooking.
"Did you make some brownies?"
"That I did," he cuts one out, "Here, try one." That explains the chocolate smell.
"Since when did you decide to bake?"
"Just try it. Every month, around this time, your desires for blood and chocolate skyrocket. This will handle the latter."
I take a seat on the couch. Dear gods, please let this be as good as it smells. "…Mm! Oh my…oh my god. Suu'chi, this is amazing. This is really good."
"You approve?"
"Yeah! I'm getting a hint of…Oreo, cherry, and vanilla all in one. Wow, this is good. Can I have another?" I can feel my cramps going away. That didn't take long.
"Alright, I'll get you another one."
"Screw it, bring the whole pan. And some milk too." That first brownie was pretty fire. As soon as that dessert is front of me, I'm in it like raccoons in a neighborhood trash bin. I must be feeling better. Within twenty minutes, the brownies become a thing of the past. I'm full now. Happy and euphoric, but full. Kurama takes a seat next to me, "I guess the cake was too your liking?"
"You see all these crumbs, right," I adjust my bath towel, "Thank you, Suu'chi." A kiss on the cheek is his reward.
"You're welcome. Looks like you're back to your old self."
"Oh, I am. It was sweet of you to do that," I give him another kiss, this time near the jawline and neck area. Time for this goddess to receive her monthly offering.
Uh oh, whenever her sweet side comes out, I'm in trouble, "Kiyoni, what are you doing?"
"Nothing, Suu'chi," she continues down my neck. My pleasure spot will be found soon.
Sliding away, "Kiyoni, no. I thought that dessert was enough for you."
"I'm only showing you my gratitude," she's inching more and more into uncharted territory. I could've sworn the oils I used were to make her happy, not flirtatious.
"Okay, I think it's time I do some cleaning up," grabbing the cake pan I make my way back to the kitchen. Kiyoni is practically my shadow.
"Oh, but Suu'chi. I'm thirsty."
"Isn't there a blood bag in the fridge?"
Now she has her arms around me, "But, I want yours. I always want yours." She kisses my neck again, eventually finding the area that seals my fate.
I shy away from her again, "Kiyoni, I know what you're trying to do and it's not going to work. I'm not sharing my blood with you today."
"Oh…okay. If not your blood," down goes her bath towel, "then how about your body?"
Those damn curves of hers, "But, you're menstruating…"
"So? Period sex is in now. And I really want us to try it." She's kissing my neck again. I'm losing it.
"I'm not so sure about this. What if I catch something?"
"First of all, the implication that I have something worth catching was totally uncalled for," it's only a precaution, love, "Second, that's what condoms are for. And I know you have some."
"Things could get messy."
"Then we'll fuck in the shower. I'm not wearing my cup right now and I'm horny as hell," here comes that sweet voice again, "Please fuck me, Suu'chi."
Ugh, I give up. Passionate kissing leads to my shirt coming off followed by more lip locking. You know what? I'm kind of curious about this period sex thing myself. "I'll tell you what. You get the protection, I'll get the shower ready," she gives a little giggle as she runs to the bedroom. I guess we are attempting this.
Within a few minutes, I get the water temperature within a comfortable range for the both of us. The next thing I hear is a muffled thump. "Kiyoni? Everything alright," there's silence. Alarmed, I rush to the bedroom to find her passed out completely nude and lying on her stomach on the bed with a prophylactic in one hand. What the hell have I done? "Kiyoni? Kiyoni, wake up," did I use too much somewhere? After turning her over, my fear subsides. "Suu…chi…let's go…play," she mumbles as if she's a little child. Looks like those brownies did more than satisfy her chocolate craving, they made her sleepy. Nearly naked myself, I take a seat next to her, unquestionably relieved over what just happened. So much for a new sexual venture.
Well people, it looks like I got the nap I wanted. Your blood is mine when I wake up, Suu'chi. I hope you continue to make those brownies every month. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna continue my nap.
Prompt #173: High off of some excellent edibles from Kurama, Yusuke starts flirting with Botan as she tries to explain of his upcoming missions. Flirtations initially pushed aside, he decides he's had enough listening and shuts her up with a kiss instead.
Actually, Kurama makes pot brownies to relieve Kiyoni's PMS which causes her to bring out her flirtatious side. What did you do, Kurama?
