1 A/N ~ Alright, here's chapter two. The madness continues... some language
and what not here, but as I said before nothing extreme. I wasn't exactly
sure what I should rate this, so that's why I'm doing this whole warning
thing before each chapter. But it's not like the content it gonna scar
someone for life... (mwwaa ha ha!!) Oh, and another thing... some chapters
are longer/shorter because when I originally wrote this, there were no
chapters. (The only real chapter story I've done/I'm doing is my Zelda,
diamond of eternity one.) So it's not really divided very well. Okay... on
with the story... please r/r!!!
Disclaimer ~ I do not own digimon, or anything that has to do with digimon. If I did, I'd be in the digital world with Aaron right now. ^_^
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"I can't wait to see Patamon again!!!" TK said.
"What are you talking about? You saw him this morning! And you told him he could stay in the digital world with Gatomon so you could go get Matt!" Kari reminded.
"Oh yeah! Well... I still can't wait to see him!"
"Oh my God! What the heck is going on over there?!?!" Matt looked over across the street, and saw the crazy clown named ~IT~! he was asking a boy if he wanted a balloon.
"BALLOONS CAN FLOAT! AND YOU CAN FLOAT TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" the kid shrieked. He dashed across the street and crashed into Matt.
"Would you watch where you're goin', you li'l punk?!?!?!" TK yelled.
"Hey! You're TK! And Kari, and Matt!!! FROM DIGIMON!!!!!!!!" he screamed. "I LOVE YOUR SHOW!!! And I thought you guys were just cartoons! COOL!!! Matt, you're my favorite character! Oh, by the way, I'm Henry! I'm a digimon tamer too!" he explained.
"Yeah, sure ya are. Look. We're really busy. Some digimon stole TK's hat, and we gotta get it back." Matt said.
"Really? An adventure? Cool! Me and Terriermon can help!" Henry yelled.
"Okay!" TK agreed.
"Stupid, stupid, STUPID!!!!!" Matt was hitting himself in the head.
Finally, they all got to the meat shop, and they saw Sora waiting.
"Hi Sora!" Henry yelled.
"Um... who's that?!" Sora asked Matt.
"Some crazy digi-wannabe... TK invited him along..."
"Oh, okay."
"Hey! I know what to do next! We walk around until we find a digiport!" Henry exclaimed.
"Uh, yeah... but we're gonna do it the old-fashioned way. With a computer." Kari said.
"Well, we can't go to grandma's house... the closest thing our grandmother has to a computer is an egg timer!" TK yelled.
"We can go to MY house!!!!!!" Henry screamed.
"Why don't we just go into this here meat shop? I see a computer in there," Sora said.
"Great idea, let's go." Matt quickly said, grabbing everyone and pushing them into the small doorway.
"Hi! Can we use your computer for like... two minutes?" Matt asked some crazy butcher who was holding a big bloody knife.
"Sure! But I don't want you lookin' up naughty things, sonny! I don't wanna be responsible! I know how guys your age think! All you want is the three- letter-word, S-E—"
"OKAY!!!! Thank you!" Matt yelled. "What is WITH people?!" he asked aloud. Matt turned on the computer, and held up his digivice.
"OH! I know what to do!" Henry yelled, shoving Matt and everyone else out of his way. "DIGIPORT..... OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed. Suddenly, they were all zapped into the digital world.
"Ah, the aroma of the data world... how I've missed it so!" Sora cried dreamily. Everyone gave her a weird look.
"Hey! This is the beach we were on!" Kari said, noticing their surroundings.
"Yeah!" TK ran down to the shore. "Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Look at our castle, Kari!!!!!!"
"N...N...N...N-NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kari buried her face in her hands. There was a giant footprint that had smashed the castle!
"Well, no use worrying about that... TK, we gotta find your hat!" Kari jumped up. All of a sudden, Sora screamed.
"Ooohhh!!! Matt! You idiot!" Sora slapped him one.
"Owie!!! Sora, what was that for...?!" Matt yelled.
"For touchin' my ass, that's what!!!" she yelled.
"I didn't—"
"You *spanked* me, on our first date!"
"No! I swear Sora, I didn't—"
"You could have JUST ASKED, ya know!!!"
Matt turned and saw Henry laughing behind Sora.
"HENRY!!!!!!" he screamed. "...Sora, he's the one who spanked you!!"
"Ugghhh!!! You LITTLE pervert!" she slapped Henry and apologized to Matt.
Then, suddenly, they heard voices. They saw two things flying towards them, three others running.
"Biyomon!" Sora shouted.
"Patamon!" TK yelled.
"Gatomon!" Kari screeched.
"Gabumon!" Matt cried.
"Terriermon!" Henry squealed.
"DIGIMON!!!!!" the five screamed. They all ran to meet them. After a short reunion, everyone sat down to figure out why the heck some digimon stole TK's hat. They all sat down on the sand and discussed their ideas.
"Maybe it was robbermon!" Biyomon said.
"Maybe it was buglermon!" Gatomon guessed.
"What about criminalmon?" Gabumon asked.
"How 'bout banditmon?" Patamon suggested.
"I know who it was!" Henry yelled. "BUTTMON!!!!" Sora slapped him, and said, "Stop acting so immature!"
"I remember reading something about a hat-crazed digimon... he loves to steal hats and usually is partnered up with someone who likes hats too." Terriermon said.
"Oh, and when did THIS happen???" Henry asked.
"I read it in the book, 'History of File Island' while you were staring at Rika's frontal womanly features." Terriermon timidly answered. Sora gave Henry a dirty look, and slapped him.
"Anyway, Terriermon, what was his name?" Kari asked.
"Sexymon."
"Excuse me!?" Patamon yelled.
"Sexymon."
"What?!" Gabumon asked.
"Sexymon."
"I beg your pardon?!" Gatomon looked confused.
"I AIN'T SAYIN' IT AGAIN!!!" Terriermon screamed.
"Um, TK?" Patamon whispered. "What's 'sexy' mean?"
"Well, now Patamon... according to my Webster's Children's Dictionary, which I memorized... never mind, that word isn't in there since it's a *children's* dictionary. But thanks to my other and experienced brother Matt, sexy means, 'attractive – pretty – handsome – good-looking – hot n' steamy." TK said.
"Oh." Patamon nodded.
"You're *sexy* Sora." Henry suddenly said. Matt reached out to strangle him, but Sora slapped him first.
"So where does Sexymon live?" Kari asked.
"How should I know?! I didn't memorize 'History of File Island'!" Terriermon said.
"Oh. Well, let's go look." Gatomon said. So, they all started walking.
Disclaimer ~ I do not own digimon, or anything that has to do with digimon. If I did, I'd be in the digital world with Aaron right now. ^_^
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"I can't wait to see Patamon again!!!" TK said.
"What are you talking about? You saw him this morning! And you told him he could stay in the digital world with Gatomon so you could go get Matt!" Kari reminded.
"Oh yeah! Well... I still can't wait to see him!"
"Oh my God! What the heck is going on over there?!?!" Matt looked over across the street, and saw the crazy clown named ~IT~! he was asking a boy if he wanted a balloon.
"BALLOONS CAN FLOAT! AND YOU CAN FLOAT TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" the kid shrieked. He dashed across the street and crashed into Matt.
"Would you watch where you're goin', you li'l punk?!?!?!" TK yelled.
"Hey! You're TK! And Kari, and Matt!!! FROM DIGIMON!!!!!!!!" he screamed. "I LOVE YOUR SHOW!!! And I thought you guys were just cartoons! COOL!!! Matt, you're my favorite character! Oh, by the way, I'm Henry! I'm a digimon tamer too!" he explained.
"Yeah, sure ya are. Look. We're really busy. Some digimon stole TK's hat, and we gotta get it back." Matt said.
"Really? An adventure? Cool! Me and Terriermon can help!" Henry yelled.
"Okay!" TK agreed.
"Stupid, stupid, STUPID!!!!!" Matt was hitting himself in the head.
Finally, they all got to the meat shop, and they saw Sora waiting.
"Hi Sora!" Henry yelled.
"Um... who's that?!" Sora asked Matt.
"Some crazy digi-wannabe... TK invited him along..."
"Oh, okay."
"Hey! I know what to do next! We walk around until we find a digiport!" Henry exclaimed.
"Uh, yeah... but we're gonna do it the old-fashioned way. With a computer." Kari said.
"Well, we can't go to grandma's house... the closest thing our grandmother has to a computer is an egg timer!" TK yelled.
"We can go to MY house!!!!!!" Henry screamed.
"Why don't we just go into this here meat shop? I see a computer in there," Sora said.
"Great idea, let's go." Matt quickly said, grabbing everyone and pushing them into the small doorway.
"Hi! Can we use your computer for like... two minutes?" Matt asked some crazy butcher who was holding a big bloody knife.
"Sure! But I don't want you lookin' up naughty things, sonny! I don't wanna be responsible! I know how guys your age think! All you want is the three- letter-word, S-E—"
"OKAY!!!! Thank you!" Matt yelled. "What is WITH people?!" he asked aloud. Matt turned on the computer, and held up his digivice.
"OH! I know what to do!" Henry yelled, shoving Matt and everyone else out of his way. "DIGIPORT..... OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed. Suddenly, they were all zapped into the digital world.
"Ah, the aroma of the data world... how I've missed it so!" Sora cried dreamily. Everyone gave her a weird look.
"Hey! This is the beach we were on!" Kari said, noticing their surroundings.
"Yeah!" TK ran down to the shore. "Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Look at our castle, Kari!!!!!!"
"N...N...N...N-NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kari buried her face in her hands. There was a giant footprint that had smashed the castle!
"Well, no use worrying about that... TK, we gotta find your hat!" Kari jumped up. All of a sudden, Sora screamed.
"Ooohhh!!! Matt! You idiot!" Sora slapped him one.
"Owie!!! Sora, what was that for...?!" Matt yelled.
"For touchin' my ass, that's what!!!" she yelled.
"I didn't—"
"You *spanked* me, on our first date!"
"No! I swear Sora, I didn't—"
"You could have JUST ASKED, ya know!!!"
Matt turned and saw Henry laughing behind Sora.
"HENRY!!!!!!" he screamed. "...Sora, he's the one who spanked you!!"
"Ugghhh!!! You LITTLE pervert!" she slapped Henry and apologized to Matt.
Then, suddenly, they heard voices. They saw two things flying towards them, three others running.
"Biyomon!" Sora shouted.
"Patamon!" TK yelled.
"Gatomon!" Kari screeched.
"Gabumon!" Matt cried.
"Terriermon!" Henry squealed.
"DIGIMON!!!!!" the five screamed. They all ran to meet them. After a short reunion, everyone sat down to figure out why the heck some digimon stole TK's hat. They all sat down on the sand and discussed their ideas.
"Maybe it was robbermon!" Biyomon said.
"Maybe it was buglermon!" Gatomon guessed.
"What about criminalmon?" Gabumon asked.
"How 'bout banditmon?" Patamon suggested.
"I know who it was!" Henry yelled. "BUTTMON!!!!" Sora slapped him, and said, "Stop acting so immature!"
"I remember reading something about a hat-crazed digimon... he loves to steal hats and usually is partnered up with someone who likes hats too." Terriermon said.
"Oh, and when did THIS happen???" Henry asked.
"I read it in the book, 'History of File Island' while you were staring at Rika's frontal womanly features." Terriermon timidly answered. Sora gave Henry a dirty look, and slapped him.
"Anyway, Terriermon, what was his name?" Kari asked.
"Sexymon."
"Excuse me!?" Patamon yelled.
"Sexymon."
"What?!" Gabumon asked.
"Sexymon."
"I beg your pardon?!" Gatomon looked confused.
"I AIN'T SAYIN' IT AGAIN!!!" Terriermon screamed.
"Um, TK?" Patamon whispered. "What's 'sexy' mean?"
"Well, now Patamon... according to my Webster's Children's Dictionary, which I memorized... never mind, that word isn't in there since it's a *children's* dictionary. But thanks to my other and experienced brother Matt, sexy means, 'attractive – pretty – handsome – good-looking – hot n' steamy." TK said.
"Oh." Patamon nodded.
"You're *sexy* Sora." Henry suddenly said. Matt reached out to strangle him, but Sora slapped him first.
"So where does Sexymon live?" Kari asked.
"How should I know?! I didn't memorize 'History of File Island'!" Terriermon said.
"Oh. Well, let's go look." Gatomon said. So, they all started walking.