1 A/N ~ Alrighty! Chapter three is here. Thanks for the reviews guys! I
really appreciate it! And I'm really glad this is making some people laugh.
(^^) Now, here's the *warning*... this chapter and the ones to come use the
word 'horny' and repeat it numerous times. It's Hornymon! (mwwaa ha ha!)
That's basically it. unless you count Sora slapping Henry as violence...
well anyways, please r/r! thanks!
Disclaimer ~ Oh my God!!! Stupid blackout medication! I'm breaking out in hives! And they're all over me!! ::scractches ankle:: so itchy!!! ::scratches arm:: arrggghhh!!! Oh, yeah. I don't own digimon. ::scratches neck::
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So, they were all walking, looking for Sexymon.
"Guys, this is so stupid!!!" Matt yelled, after about one hour of walking. "The digital word is HUGE!!! That Sexymon guy could be anywhere!!!"
"Hey, there he is!!!" Terriermon screamed.
"GET HIM!!!" TK shrieked insanely.
"Uh oh!" Sexymon ran for his life. They chased the ugly digimon through a jungle, a swamp, a bunch of snow, a bathtub, a grocery store, a desert, a church, and a field. Finally, Matt had a good idea. "Gabumon! Now!" he yelled. Gabumon jumped into the air, and screamed crazily. "Gabumon digivolve to... GARURUMON!!!" now that he was digivolved, Matt hopped onto him, and started after Sexymon. Sexymon was extremely ugly. It was a huge pair of lips (that resembled ~IT~'s) with eyeballs growing out of the top. It had skinny legs, and overgrown feet with warts all over them. His hands were tiny, and he had no arms – his hands were attached directly to the ends of his lips.
Then, to keep up with Matt, everyone digivolved. (Except for the tamers) "Biyomon digivolve to... Birdramon!"
"Terriermon digivolve to... Gargomon! With pants!"
"Patamon armor digivolve to... Pegasusmon! Flying hope!"
"Gatomon armor digivolve to... Nefertimon! Angel of light!"
Then they all hopped onto their digimon and followed Matt, except for Henry, since he couldn't exactly ride Gargomon. Gargomon digivolved again, so he could fly. Rapidmon! So now that everyone was on a digimon, Sexymon should be easier to catch, right? Wrong. "Sexymon digivolve to... Hornymon!!!" now he looked like a huge butt with eyes, hands, and legs all the same. But he was HUGE!!!
"TK, what does 'horny' mean?" Pegasusmon wanted to know.
"Well, since it's not in the Webster's Children Dictionary, which I memorized, Matt has to tell you, 'cause I don't know!!! Go ask him," TK said.
"Matt! What does 'horny' mean?" Pegasusmon asked.
"Umm... ask Henry!" Matt laughed.
"Henry! What does 'horny' mean?"
"I dunno..."
"Ask Sora!!!" TK whispered to Henry.
"Okay!" he turned to Sora. "Sora, what does 'horny' mean?" Then Sora slapped him.
"MMWWWAAAA HAAAA HAAA!!!!! I know what you want!!!!!" Hornymon yelled.
"You ain't getting' it!!!!!!!!!!!" Then, he started shooting fire- arrows at them. "Horny fire arrows!" he cried.
"Ah!" Sora said, without any enthusiasm.
"Rosetta Stone!" Nefertimon cried. "Take that!"
Rapidmon dodged a horny fire arrow, and screamed, "Rapid fire!!!"
"We'll meet again!!!" Hornymon shouted, vanishing.
"Well, THAT was helpful..." Matt sighed. "We STILL don't know where he is!"
"Hmmm... Hey! What's THAT?" Henry ran over to where Hornymon had been, and picked up something. "HOLY FRENCHFRIES!!!!!" he yelled. "It's... it's... it's the crest of hornyness!!!!" Sora slapped him. "But it is!!!" Henry cried. The design was a circle, with three smaller circles interlocked. "So... does this mean Sexymon has a partner?!" TK asked.
"I think so!" Henry answered.
"This is so weird!" Kari said.
"You can say that again..." Sora added.
"This is so weird!" Kari said.
"PSSSSSSTT!!! Kari!" TK whispered. "That wasn't funny!"
"OKAY GUYS... so, if there's another digidestined, can't we locate him or her on our digivices?" Matt questioned.
"Um... I think..." Sora responded.
"Let's check!" TK ripped his digivice outta nowhere, and turned it on.
"Hey! This IS someone!!!" Kari yelled, leaning over TK's shoulder.
"He or she... whatever... is in the ancient pyramids... wherever THAT is..." TK reported.
"Oh! I know where that is!!!" Henry screamed. "We celebrated my grandpa's 103rd birthday there!"
"In the digital word?" Sora asked.
"Yup!" Henry nodded. She slapped him.
"Owie!"
"Okay everyone, how are we gonna get there?" Matt asked.
"Me! Me me ME!!!! I do! Pick me, oh PLEASE pick me!!!" Henry screamed, jumping up and down with his hand in the air.
"Keep your pants on!" Biyomon said sarcastically.
"Follow me everyone!" Henry yelled.
Disclaimer ~ Oh my God!!! Stupid blackout medication! I'm breaking out in hives! And they're all over me!! ::scractches ankle:: so itchy!!! ::scratches arm:: arrggghhh!!! Oh, yeah. I don't own digimon. ::scratches neck::
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3 Chapter III
So, they were all walking, looking for Sexymon.
"Guys, this is so stupid!!!" Matt yelled, after about one hour of walking. "The digital word is HUGE!!! That Sexymon guy could be anywhere!!!"
"Hey, there he is!!!" Terriermon screamed.
"GET HIM!!!" TK shrieked insanely.
"Uh oh!" Sexymon ran for his life. They chased the ugly digimon through a jungle, a swamp, a bunch of snow, a bathtub, a grocery store, a desert, a church, and a field. Finally, Matt had a good idea. "Gabumon! Now!" he yelled. Gabumon jumped into the air, and screamed crazily. "Gabumon digivolve to... GARURUMON!!!" now that he was digivolved, Matt hopped onto him, and started after Sexymon. Sexymon was extremely ugly. It was a huge pair of lips (that resembled ~IT~'s) with eyeballs growing out of the top. It had skinny legs, and overgrown feet with warts all over them. His hands were tiny, and he had no arms – his hands were attached directly to the ends of his lips.
Then, to keep up with Matt, everyone digivolved. (Except for the tamers) "Biyomon digivolve to... Birdramon!"
"Terriermon digivolve to... Gargomon! With pants!"
"Patamon armor digivolve to... Pegasusmon! Flying hope!"
"Gatomon armor digivolve to... Nefertimon! Angel of light!"
Then they all hopped onto their digimon and followed Matt, except for Henry, since he couldn't exactly ride Gargomon. Gargomon digivolved again, so he could fly. Rapidmon! So now that everyone was on a digimon, Sexymon should be easier to catch, right? Wrong. "Sexymon digivolve to... Hornymon!!!" now he looked like a huge butt with eyes, hands, and legs all the same. But he was HUGE!!!
"TK, what does 'horny' mean?" Pegasusmon wanted to know.
"Well, since it's not in the Webster's Children Dictionary, which I memorized, Matt has to tell you, 'cause I don't know!!! Go ask him," TK said.
"Matt! What does 'horny' mean?" Pegasusmon asked.
"Umm... ask Henry!" Matt laughed.
"Henry! What does 'horny' mean?"
"I dunno..."
"Ask Sora!!!" TK whispered to Henry.
"Okay!" he turned to Sora. "Sora, what does 'horny' mean?" Then Sora slapped him.
"MMWWWAAAA HAAAA HAAA!!!!! I know what you want!!!!!" Hornymon yelled.
"You ain't getting' it!!!!!!!!!!!" Then, he started shooting fire- arrows at them. "Horny fire arrows!" he cried.
"Ah!" Sora said, without any enthusiasm.
"Rosetta Stone!" Nefertimon cried. "Take that!"
Rapidmon dodged a horny fire arrow, and screamed, "Rapid fire!!!"
"We'll meet again!!!" Hornymon shouted, vanishing.
"Well, THAT was helpful..." Matt sighed. "We STILL don't know where he is!"
"Hmmm... Hey! What's THAT?" Henry ran over to where Hornymon had been, and picked up something. "HOLY FRENCHFRIES!!!!!" he yelled. "It's... it's... it's the crest of hornyness!!!!" Sora slapped him. "But it is!!!" Henry cried. The design was a circle, with three smaller circles interlocked. "So... does this mean Sexymon has a partner?!" TK asked.
"I think so!" Henry answered.
"This is so weird!" Kari said.
"You can say that again..." Sora added.
"This is so weird!" Kari said.
"PSSSSSSTT!!! Kari!" TK whispered. "That wasn't funny!"
"OKAY GUYS... so, if there's another digidestined, can't we locate him or her on our digivices?" Matt questioned.
"Um... I think..." Sora responded.
"Let's check!" TK ripped his digivice outta nowhere, and turned it on.
"Hey! This IS someone!!!" Kari yelled, leaning over TK's shoulder.
"He or she... whatever... is in the ancient pyramids... wherever THAT is..." TK reported.
"Oh! I know where that is!!!" Henry screamed. "We celebrated my grandpa's 103rd birthday there!"
"In the digital word?" Sora asked.
"Yup!" Henry nodded. She slapped him.
"Owie!"
"Okay everyone, how are we gonna get there?" Matt asked.
"Me! Me me ME!!!! I do! Pick me, oh PLEASE pick me!!!" Henry screamed, jumping up and down with his hand in the air.
"Keep your pants on!" Biyomon said sarcastically.
"Follow me everyone!" Henry yelled.