2 April
I had a harrowing experience with a barn owl today. For some reason my hair was a wonderful place for it to deposit its er, presents…and no, not the ones they deliver. Argh. It took a LOT of potion to get it out and yet, I still feel very dirty.
Oh right, did I mention O.W.L.s yet? I can't remember and I'm too lazy to look back, well, yes, we took them and I passed so all my teachers can Bugger Off! HA HA HA, ahem.
5 April
Nicole's mad at me…okay she's not mad, mad, but just mad. She's mad at me and Rowena, and to some extent Oliver and Gregor because Rowena and I said that Roger smelled strongly of ass.
"How do you know what ass smells like in the first place?" Nicole asked. Roger was over at the Ravenclaw table while we were discussing this.
"Look, we know ass when we smell one." Rowena said. "Don't you Gregor?"
"Oh yeah." He said, playing along. "Oliver?"
"Hands down, he smells like ass." Oliver added.
"Nikkie, we know that you know he smells like ass, you might as well admit." I said. "Now a fine upstanding boy like Oliver, he smells like…I don't know what that is, but it smells good." I said, then wrapping an arm around Oliver's.
Nicole looked thoroughly displeased. I whispered jibberish into Oliver's ear it went a little something like this, I'd emphasize 'special' words. "whisper whisper whisper DAVIES whisper whisper whisper SMELLS whisper whisper whisper ASS."
Nicole walked away, pouting. "He smells quite good actually." I said.
"Like cinnamon." Rowena replied, and we high fived each other. Later we tried apologizing and told her we were considering buying an ass wiper from London.
Personally, I don't think it helped.
A/N: A fluff chapter. You guys get to vote and see what happens later.
Should there be more Harry?
Should there be another conflict between Oliver and Brigid? (if so please explain, and I will chose the best one.
Does Roger Davies find out that he smells like ass?
I had a harrowing experience with a barn owl today. For some reason my hair was a wonderful place for it to deposit its er, presents…and no, not the ones they deliver. Argh. It took a LOT of potion to get it out and yet, I still feel very dirty.
Oh right, did I mention O.W.L.s yet? I can't remember and I'm too lazy to look back, well, yes, we took them and I passed so all my teachers can Bugger Off! HA HA HA, ahem.
5 April
Nicole's mad at me…okay she's not mad, mad, but just mad. She's mad at me and Rowena, and to some extent Oliver and Gregor because Rowena and I said that Roger smelled strongly of ass.
"How do you know what ass smells like in the first place?" Nicole asked. Roger was over at the Ravenclaw table while we were discussing this.
"Look, we know ass when we smell one." Rowena said. "Don't you Gregor?"
"Oh yeah." He said, playing along. "Oliver?"
"Hands down, he smells like ass." Oliver added.
"Nikkie, we know that you know he smells like ass, you might as well admit." I said. "Now a fine upstanding boy like Oliver, he smells like…I don't know what that is, but it smells good." I said, then wrapping an arm around Oliver's.
Nicole looked thoroughly displeased. I whispered jibberish into Oliver's ear it went a little something like this, I'd emphasize 'special' words. "whisper whisper whisper DAVIES whisper whisper whisper SMELLS whisper whisper whisper ASS."
Nicole walked away, pouting. "He smells quite good actually." I said.
"Like cinnamon." Rowena replied, and we high fived each other. Later we tried apologizing and told her we were considering buying an ass wiper from London.
Personally, I don't think it helped.
A/N: A fluff chapter. You guys get to vote and see what happens later.
Should there be more Harry?
Should there be another conflict between Oliver and Brigid? (if so please explain, and I will chose the best one.
Does Roger Davies find out that he smells like ass?