1 A/N ~ Okay, this chapter is pretty... um... strange. Be prepared to meet
a new digidestined... the guy who stole TK's hat! HAT THEIF!!! Yes, and
uh... yah. There's nothing to strange in this chapter... I guess it could
be rated G. That's all... and if anyone cares, I'm not breaking out in
hives anymore! Well, they're still all over my body... but my mommy and
daddy called the crazy doctors and said to drink lots and lots of liquids,
and it will go away in 24 hours. ::drinks Gatorade:: Okay, please r/r!!!
Thanks!
Disclaimer ~ As far as I know, I do not own any of the digimon characters.
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3 Chapter IV
So, once again, our group is walking, to the ancient pyramids. They walked for quite a while. "Can we just FLY?" TK asked.
"Okay." So after all the digimon digivolved, (except Gabumon and Terriermon it'd take to much energy to evolve to champion again and that was the only way they could fly) so, Matt rode with his digimon on Birdramon, and Henry rode with Terriermon on Nefertimon. It was a very boring trip. Somewhere in the middle of it, TK suggested that they play the 'license plate game' then he remembered they weren't on the highway. Then Kari suggested they play the 'could game', but no one except her could tell the difference between cirrus, cumulus, and any other kind of clouds. Then Matt said they should play the 'name that tune' game, but he kept choosing songs from his band that had not yet been heard by anyone. Then, Sora said they should play the 'add on story' game, where someone starts with a sentence and other people add on to it to make a story, but no one had any decent ideas for a good story. Then Henry said they should play the 'butt game' but no one knew what the hell that even was. So anyway, they finally made it to the ancient pyramids.
"Okay, check to see if the digidestined is still here." Matt told TK.
"Yup!" TK answered after a moment.
"Let's go!" Henry yelled, running into the biggest pyramid. All the digimon de-digivolved and went back to their rookie form. Then they all went inside too.
"Okay... it's kinda DARK..." Kari complained.
"Good thing I brought a flashlight!" Henry ripped out a flaming touch from nowhere, held it up. Now they could see where they were going.
"Hey... Sexymon can't digivolve without the crest of hornyness, right?" Kari asked.
"Don't think so..."
"Yes! That means he can't digivolve! Which means we can fight him in rookie form! And THAT means we'll win!!!" Kari yelled.
"And we'll get my hat back!" TK smiled happily.
"Let's go!" Matt said, continuing to walk. Suddenly, a bunch of weird road signs appeared out of nowhere. "Moving right along, folks, keep it moving. The next stop on our tour will be the forest of irrelevant road signs... no pictures, please," Matt said.
"Oh! I remember when you said that... remember that hot tub thing?!" Sora laughed.
"AHHH!!!!!! Who the heck is THAT????!!!!!" Kari screamed.
"It must be that tamer! The one we're looking for!" Matt guessed.
"You have my crest! GIMME IT BACK!!! The person yelled. Then, he stepped closer, and into the light Henry was holding. It was OSAMA BIN LADEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hey! Aren't you that crazy afganistinian who crashed those two planes into the twin towers in the USA?" Sora asked.
"Maybe..." Bin laden wiggled his eyebrows.
"Arrgh!" Sora slapped him.
"GRR..." Bin Laden growled like a savage dog.
"I want you to meet some peoples!" he said. "The NATIVES!!" outta nowhere, three native shyguys from Paper Mario (N64 game) popped up, along with a purple Chihuahua with one eye.
"Good boy, Ashley!" Bin Laden patted the dog on the head. "Get them!" all the natives started beating up the digidestined and their digimon.
"Boom bubble!!!" Patamon yelped. There was a –POP-ing sound, and Ashley, the dog, went flying into the wall. "They're CRAZY! We've gotta digivolve! NOW!!!"
"Gabumon digivolve to... Garurumon! Garurumon digivolve to... Wergarurumon!" Wergarurumon started growling viciously. Then the natives ran off, scared.
"Quick! HIDE THE CREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Henry screamed, throwing it across the small corridor they were all in. TK caught it, and started looking around wildly, trying to find a place to hide it. He had no idea, so instead, he stuffed it down his pants.
"No! Come back natives!!!" Bin Laden yelled, sadly. "HA HA HA... We will meet again! And THAT'S when I'll get my crest – the crest of hornyness – back from you!! MWWWAAA HAA HAAA!!!" then he and Sexymon disappeared.
"Oh NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!! How will we EVER get my hat back???!!!" TK cried. "WHY me?!?! WHY????!!!!!!??????!!!!!??????!!!!!"
"Oh, suck it up!" Kari yelled.
"Hmm... Okay, I think we should make a deal with him! he gives us the hat, we give him back his (strange) crest." Sora said.
"YES!!!" TK was the first to agree.
"Before we go looking..." Birdramon began.
"Can we get some fooooooood??!?!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?!?!!?" said Gabumon, de- digivolving along with all the others.
"Okay, let's go see that big ugly egg digimon at that noodle shop!" Kari said. They all agreed.
Disclaimer ~ As far as I know, I do not own any of the digimon characters.
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3 Chapter IV
So, once again, our group is walking, to the ancient pyramids. They walked for quite a while. "Can we just FLY?" TK asked.
"Okay." So after all the digimon digivolved, (except Gabumon and Terriermon it'd take to much energy to evolve to champion again and that was the only way they could fly) so, Matt rode with his digimon on Birdramon, and Henry rode with Terriermon on Nefertimon. It was a very boring trip. Somewhere in the middle of it, TK suggested that they play the 'license plate game' then he remembered they weren't on the highway. Then Kari suggested they play the 'could game', but no one except her could tell the difference between cirrus, cumulus, and any other kind of clouds. Then Matt said they should play the 'name that tune' game, but he kept choosing songs from his band that had not yet been heard by anyone. Then, Sora said they should play the 'add on story' game, where someone starts with a sentence and other people add on to it to make a story, but no one had any decent ideas for a good story. Then Henry said they should play the 'butt game' but no one knew what the hell that even was. So anyway, they finally made it to the ancient pyramids.
"Okay, check to see if the digidestined is still here." Matt told TK.
"Yup!" TK answered after a moment.
"Let's go!" Henry yelled, running into the biggest pyramid. All the digimon de-digivolved and went back to their rookie form. Then they all went inside too.
"Okay... it's kinda DARK..." Kari complained.
"Good thing I brought a flashlight!" Henry ripped out a flaming touch from nowhere, held it up. Now they could see where they were going.
"Hey... Sexymon can't digivolve without the crest of hornyness, right?" Kari asked.
"Don't think so..."
"Yes! That means he can't digivolve! Which means we can fight him in rookie form! And THAT means we'll win!!!" Kari yelled.
"And we'll get my hat back!" TK smiled happily.
"Let's go!" Matt said, continuing to walk. Suddenly, a bunch of weird road signs appeared out of nowhere. "Moving right along, folks, keep it moving. The next stop on our tour will be the forest of irrelevant road signs... no pictures, please," Matt said.
"Oh! I remember when you said that... remember that hot tub thing?!" Sora laughed.
"AHHH!!!!!! Who the heck is THAT????!!!!!" Kari screamed.
"It must be that tamer! The one we're looking for!" Matt guessed.
"You have my crest! GIMME IT BACK!!! The person yelled. Then, he stepped closer, and into the light Henry was holding. It was OSAMA BIN LADEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hey! Aren't you that crazy afganistinian who crashed those two planes into the twin towers in the USA?" Sora asked.
"Maybe..." Bin laden wiggled his eyebrows.
"Arrgh!" Sora slapped him.
"GRR..." Bin Laden growled like a savage dog.
"I want you to meet some peoples!" he said. "The NATIVES!!" outta nowhere, three native shyguys from Paper Mario (N64 game) popped up, along with a purple Chihuahua with one eye.
"Good boy, Ashley!" Bin Laden patted the dog on the head. "Get them!" all the natives started beating up the digidestined and their digimon.
"Boom bubble!!!" Patamon yelped. There was a –POP-ing sound, and Ashley, the dog, went flying into the wall. "They're CRAZY! We've gotta digivolve! NOW!!!"
"Gabumon digivolve to... Garurumon! Garurumon digivolve to... Wergarurumon!" Wergarurumon started growling viciously. Then the natives ran off, scared.
"Quick! HIDE THE CREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Henry screamed, throwing it across the small corridor they were all in. TK caught it, and started looking around wildly, trying to find a place to hide it. He had no idea, so instead, he stuffed it down his pants.
"No! Come back natives!!!" Bin Laden yelled, sadly. "HA HA HA... We will meet again! And THAT'S when I'll get my crest – the crest of hornyness – back from you!! MWWWAAA HAA HAAA!!!" then he and Sexymon disappeared.
"Oh NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!! How will we EVER get my hat back???!!!" TK cried. "WHY me?!?! WHY????!!!!!!??????!!!!!??????!!!!!"
"Oh, suck it up!" Kari yelled.
"Hmm... Okay, I think we should make a deal with him! he gives us the hat, we give him back his (strange) crest." Sora said.
"YES!!!" TK was the first to agree.
"Before we go looking..." Birdramon began.
"Can we get some fooooooood??!?!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?!?!!?" said Gabumon, de- digivolving along with all the others.
"Okay, let's go see that big ugly egg digimon at that noodle shop!" Kari said. They all agreed.