17 April
Liv, for a brief stint, went missing. And me, being angry and also upset that she left told people to look for a rolling furball in the hallways.
Oliver was being so nice though, he said "I'll look for her, don't worry. I'm pretty sure she'll survive on her own. She'd probably give Mrs. Norris a good run for her money don't you think?"
"I hope she mauls her to death and eats her." Harry said, over hearing our conversation. "That would be quite a show."
"Although I think Filch would cry." I said.
Well, after that, I decided to go to Dumbledore's office. And what do you know? It's my stupid cat Liv rolling around, or was it walking, either way it doesn't matter. She was rolling on his desk and playing with the phoenix that Gregor was freaking over.
"You have quite an interesting cat." Dumbledore said.
"Oh really? I hadn't noticed." I said, trying not to be too, er, harsh. "Did she breathe fire at you?"
"Yes, my beard became terribly singed and now, as you can see, it is as haggard as ever." Dumbledore said, his eyes twinkling. "Now, about this cat, she'll be very useful to you, you know."
"Yes, I think she's half dragon. Or some part dragon, because, I mean, look at her! She's as large as a great dane!" I said, exaggerating.
"Yes, just keep her close, and teach her to like Harry." Dumbledore said. "You'll be wanting her back. She was perfectly safe. I caught her wandering the halls as I was trying to find a certain room with chamber pots in it. It's quite beautiful have you seen it?"
Looking at Dumbledore oddly, I smiled and shook my head. "I'll just take Liv now Professor." Slowly, I backed away and made a swift approach for the door.
20 April
About the whole Davies smelling of ass thing, well, it reached him. He approached Rowena and me and said "I do NOT smell like ass!"
"Yes Davies, we know!" Rowena replied.
"We were ONLY joking." I replied. "What is with everyone and having a stick up their ass?"
"Can you not mention any more ass?" He asked.
"Why? Does the word 'ass' bother you?" Rowena asked giggling.
"Yes, it does." He said.
"Well Rowie, I guess we just won't say 'ass' anymore." I said.
"What a shame, I liked saying 'ass', especially around Davies." She said. Davies sneered at us, playfully if that was possible.
Yes, at least we resolved that issue. Finally.
Liv, for a brief stint, went missing. And me, being angry and also upset that she left told people to look for a rolling furball in the hallways.
Oliver was being so nice though, he said "I'll look for her, don't worry. I'm pretty sure she'll survive on her own. She'd probably give Mrs. Norris a good run for her money don't you think?"
"I hope she mauls her to death and eats her." Harry said, over hearing our conversation. "That would be quite a show."
"Although I think Filch would cry." I said.
Well, after that, I decided to go to Dumbledore's office. And what do you know? It's my stupid cat Liv rolling around, or was it walking, either way it doesn't matter. She was rolling on his desk and playing with the phoenix that Gregor was freaking over.
"You have quite an interesting cat." Dumbledore said.
"Oh really? I hadn't noticed." I said, trying not to be too, er, harsh. "Did she breathe fire at you?"
"Yes, my beard became terribly singed and now, as you can see, it is as haggard as ever." Dumbledore said, his eyes twinkling. "Now, about this cat, she'll be very useful to you, you know."
"Yes, I think she's half dragon. Or some part dragon, because, I mean, look at her! She's as large as a great dane!" I said, exaggerating.
"Yes, just keep her close, and teach her to like Harry." Dumbledore said. "You'll be wanting her back. She was perfectly safe. I caught her wandering the halls as I was trying to find a certain room with chamber pots in it. It's quite beautiful have you seen it?"
Looking at Dumbledore oddly, I smiled and shook my head. "I'll just take Liv now Professor." Slowly, I backed away and made a swift approach for the door.
20 April
About the whole Davies smelling of ass thing, well, it reached him. He approached Rowena and me and said "I do NOT smell like ass!"
"Yes Davies, we know!" Rowena replied.
"We were ONLY joking." I replied. "What is with everyone and having a stick up their ass?"
"Can you not mention any more ass?" He asked.
"Why? Does the word 'ass' bother you?" Rowena asked giggling.
"Yes, it does." He said.
"Well Rowie, I guess we just won't say 'ass' anymore." I said.
"What a shame, I liked saying 'ass', especially around Davies." She said. Davies sneered at us, playfully if that was possible.
Yes, at least we resolved that issue. Finally.