A/N ~ Yay, finally an update. I've been feeling ambitious lately, (and
bored) and I'm typing a lot of my Zelda fic and posting it, and I need to
work on this one also. So... here's chapter five. Please please PLEASE R/R!
Thanks, and I love you. :D btw, Matt and the gang decided to go get some
grub at "the big ugly egg Digimon's noodle shop!"
Warning ~ There is language in this chapter. It is also in a different language. There's also other weird things in Polish and Spanish. lol. And there's a crossover somewhere in here...
Disclaimer ~ Nope. I don't own Digimon. Of course, I'd LIKE to, but oh well.
Chapter V
"Okay!" they all agreed. Now, it sorta took a while to find this certain noodle shop, but they did it. When the sign came into view, Sora read aloud, "Whole-lotta-yes-naaa!" Matt looked at the sign, which said wholelottayesna (which means 'oh shit' in Polish, but the Digimon people don't know this information. SHH!) "What the heck is whole-lotta-yes-naaa?!" Matt asked. "Oh, who cares? Let's just go EAT!" Gabumon yelled, running through the doors. Soon everyone was inside. Then this guy dressed all in red walked up to them. "Hi! Welcome to Wholelottayesnaaa!" he said. "My name is Aaron, and this is my pasta shop! Ever since I was a little boy, I wanted to own a pasta shop!" "How come you're wearing all red?" Biyomon asked. "'Cause it's St. Joseph's Day!" Aaron answered. "Oh." "So would ya'll like a booth or a table?" "We'll take whatever can seat all ten of us," Matt said. Aaron led them to a really big table and asked what they wanted to drink. As soon as he left, Matt took a good look around the restaurant. "This is... different..." he said, noticing all the Wal-Mart smiley faces on the walls, floor, and ceiling. They were possessed and had blood-shot eyes with snakes for hair. They were ALL OVER the place! "Um, guys... I gotta use the bathroom!" Sora stood up. As she was walking away from the table, Aaron and his helper digimon were carrying drinks to the table. When she realized she didn't know where the heck the bathroom was, she decided she'd ask him. "Out the back door, and to the left." He said. Now Sora was scared. She knew it would be one of those nasty port-a- potties. But when she got there, she saw that she was very wrong. It was worse!!! It was an outhouse! Just then, Sora heard a loud groan. It was coming from the outhouse! 'Uh oh... paranormal activity in the outhouse!' she thought. She went to investigate. Sora cautiously stepped up to the door and pulled it open. Suddenly, the Lockness Monster popped outta the toilet! "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Sora screamed at the top of her lungs. She ran back inside and to the table. Just then, outside the pasta shop, they all saw a rampage of crazed wild chickens fly by. "Ew! Ew, ew, EW!!! I HATE chicken! What are they doing in the D-world anyway?" Sora yelled. They all shrugged. "Hey, Sora! I ordered for you! I got up both 'noddles in a shfingya-dupa cup!'" Matt said excitedly. He was very proud of himself. "Me and Kari ordered 'tortuga and pajaro soup!'" TK said. "And I ordered 'guapo fried picante raton!" "Us here Digimon ordered lasagna!" Terriermon said. When Aaron finally bought them their food, there was a lot of commotion. "Ew! Waiter, why are our noodles in hollowed-out PIG BUTTS?" Sora yelled, gagging. "'Cause it's what you ordered! 'Noodles in a shfingya-dupa cup' translates to 'noodles in a pig butt'! It's Polish!" Aaron said. "Why are there feathers in our soup?" TK asked. "Well, you ordered, 'tortuga and pajaro soup,' and that means, 'turtle and parrot soup,' in Spanish!" "Um... Mr. Waiter... why... WHY is there a burnt mouse on my plate?!" Henry asked. "Well, now, SONNY, translated, you ordered 'good-looking fried spicy mouse'!" Aaron explained. "Okay, um, can we just have some spaghetti?" Matt pushed the noodle-filled pig butt away. "Um... okay..." Aaron began to collect the plates with the help from HIS Terriermon. So they all got their spaghetti. It was tasty! So then they paid Aaron for the tasty meal, which was tasty and thanked him for the tasty meal, which was tasty. How tasty! Then they all walked out of 'Whole-lotta-yes-naaa' and began walking down a dirt path. Suddenly, they all fell into a giant hole. "Ah! Now I'm all DIRTY!" Matt yelled. They all had fallen on their butts. "I think I broke my butt!" Henry cried. Then Sora slapped him. "Where are we?" Patamon asked. "A hole." Sora answered, looking around. "No, a cave!" Henry argued. "Hole." "Cave!" "Hole!" "CAVE!" Then Sora slapped him. "HOLE." She yelled. There was a moment of silence. "How are we gonna get out?" Kari asked. "I dunno..." TK sighed. "Oh no! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Henry screamed. "Can't you EVER be positive?!" Sora slapped him. "Prepare for trouble!" a voice suddenly yelled. "And make it double!" someone else cried. "To protect the world from devastation!" "To unite all people within our nation!" "To denounce the evils of truth and love!" "To extend our reach to the stars above!" "Jesse!" "James!" "Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!" "Surrender now, or prepare to fight!" "Meowth, that's right!" "AHHHHHH!!! It's Team Rocket!" Henry screamed. "Hey! Wait a darn pickin' minute! First of all... this is a Digimon story! What the heck are you guys doing here?! And why aren't you chasing after Ash, Misty, and Brock?" Matt asked. "Well, to make a long story short, our writers decided we needed a break. So we went on vacation in the Digital World! We bug that hole because we want your Pokemon!" Jesse said. "We don't have Pokemon! We have Digimon!" Sora yelled. "Oh. Well, we want your clothes then." Jesse shrugged. "So hand 'em ova!" Meowth ordered. "Mwwaa haa haa haa!!!" James was laughing insanely. "AHH! Matt! I don't wanna be raped!" Sora cried, hugging him. "They can't do this!" Matt yelled. "Gabumon! Digivolve!" "Gabumon digivolve to... Garurumon!!!" Garurumon started growling evilly and flashed his razor teeth at Team Rocket. "Um... we're not scared!" James said quickly. Then Garurumon jumped up and head-butted them up into the air. "It looks like Team Rocket is blasting off agaaaiiinnn!!!!!!" they all screamed. Then, with a DING sound, they disappeared into the great beyond.
Warning ~ There is language in this chapter. It is also in a different language. There's also other weird things in Polish and Spanish. lol. And there's a crossover somewhere in here...
Disclaimer ~ Nope. I don't own Digimon. Of course, I'd LIKE to, but oh well.
Chapter V
"Okay!" they all agreed. Now, it sorta took a while to find this certain noodle shop, but they did it. When the sign came into view, Sora read aloud, "Whole-lotta-yes-naaa!" Matt looked at the sign, which said wholelottayesna (which means 'oh shit' in Polish, but the Digimon people don't know this information. SHH!) "What the heck is whole-lotta-yes-naaa?!" Matt asked. "Oh, who cares? Let's just go EAT!" Gabumon yelled, running through the doors. Soon everyone was inside. Then this guy dressed all in red walked up to them. "Hi! Welcome to Wholelottayesnaaa!" he said. "My name is Aaron, and this is my pasta shop! Ever since I was a little boy, I wanted to own a pasta shop!" "How come you're wearing all red?" Biyomon asked. "'Cause it's St. Joseph's Day!" Aaron answered. "Oh." "So would ya'll like a booth or a table?" "We'll take whatever can seat all ten of us," Matt said. Aaron led them to a really big table and asked what they wanted to drink. As soon as he left, Matt took a good look around the restaurant. "This is... different..." he said, noticing all the Wal-Mart smiley faces on the walls, floor, and ceiling. They were possessed and had blood-shot eyes with snakes for hair. They were ALL OVER the place! "Um, guys... I gotta use the bathroom!" Sora stood up. As she was walking away from the table, Aaron and his helper digimon were carrying drinks to the table. When she realized she didn't know where the heck the bathroom was, she decided she'd ask him. "Out the back door, and to the left." He said. Now Sora was scared. She knew it would be one of those nasty port-a- potties. But when she got there, she saw that she was very wrong. It was worse!!! It was an outhouse! Just then, Sora heard a loud groan. It was coming from the outhouse! 'Uh oh... paranormal activity in the outhouse!' she thought. She went to investigate. Sora cautiously stepped up to the door and pulled it open. Suddenly, the Lockness Monster popped outta the toilet! "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Sora screamed at the top of her lungs. She ran back inside and to the table. Just then, outside the pasta shop, they all saw a rampage of crazed wild chickens fly by. "Ew! Ew, ew, EW!!! I HATE chicken! What are they doing in the D-world anyway?" Sora yelled. They all shrugged. "Hey, Sora! I ordered for you! I got up both 'noddles in a shfingya-dupa cup!'" Matt said excitedly. He was very proud of himself. "Me and Kari ordered 'tortuga and pajaro soup!'" TK said. "And I ordered 'guapo fried picante raton!" "Us here Digimon ordered lasagna!" Terriermon said. When Aaron finally bought them their food, there was a lot of commotion. "Ew! Waiter, why are our noodles in hollowed-out PIG BUTTS?" Sora yelled, gagging. "'Cause it's what you ordered! 'Noodles in a shfingya-dupa cup' translates to 'noodles in a pig butt'! It's Polish!" Aaron said. "Why are there feathers in our soup?" TK asked. "Well, you ordered, 'tortuga and pajaro soup,' and that means, 'turtle and parrot soup,' in Spanish!" "Um... Mr. Waiter... why... WHY is there a burnt mouse on my plate?!" Henry asked. "Well, now, SONNY, translated, you ordered 'good-looking fried spicy mouse'!" Aaron explained. "Okay, um, can we just have some spaghetti?" Matt pushed the noodle-filled pig butt away. "Um... okay..." Aaron began to collect the plates with the help from HIS Terriermon. So they all got their spaghetti. It was tasty! So then they paid Aaron for the tasty meal, which was tasty and thanked him for the tasty meal, which was tasty. How tasty! Then they all walked out of 'Whole-lotta-yes-naaa' and began walking down a dirt path. Suddenly, they all fell into a giant hole. "Ah! Now I'm all DIRTY!" Matt yelled. They all had fallen on their butts. "I think I broke my butt!" Henry cried. Then Sora slapped him. "Where are we?" Patamon asked. "A hole." Sora answered, looking around. "No, a cave!" Henry argued. "Hole." "Cave!" "Hole!" "CAVE!" Then Sora slapped him. "HOLE." She yelled. There was a moment of silence. "How are we gonna get out?" Kari asked. "I dunno..." TK sighed. "Oh no! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Henry screamed. "Can't you EVER be positive?!" Sora slapped him. "Prepare for trouble!" a voice suddenly yelled. "And make it double!" someone else cried. "To protect the world from devastation!" "To unite all people within our nation!" "To denounce the evils of truth and love!" "To extend our reach to the stars above!" "Jesse!" "James!" "Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!" "Surrender now, or prepare to fight!" "Meowth, that's right!" "AHHHHHH!!! It's Team Rocket!" Henry screamed. "Hey! Wait a darn pickin' minute! First of all... this is a Digimon story! What the heck are you guys doing here?! And why aren't you chasing after Ash, Misty, and Brock?" Matt asked. "Well, to make a long story short, our writers decided we needed a break. So we went on vacation in the Digital World! We bug that hole because we want your Pokemon!" Jesse said. "We don't have Pokemon! We have Digimon!" Sora yelled. "Oh. Well, we want your clothes then." Jesse shrugged. "So hand 'em ova!" Meowth ordered. "Mwwaa haa haa haa!!!" James was laughing insanely. "AHH! Matt! I don't wanna be raped!" Sora cried, hugging him. "They can't do this!" Matt yelled. "Gabumon! Digivolve!" "Gabumon digivolve to... Garurumon!!!" Garurumon started growling evilly and flashed his razor teeth at Team Rocket. "Um... we're not scared!" James said quickly. Then Garurumon jumped up and head-butted them up into the air. "It looks like Team Rocket is blasting off agaaaiiinnn!!!!!!" they all screamed. Then, with a DING sound, they disappeared into the great beyond.