A/N ~ Alright, sorry to all them Jehovah witnesses and parrot owners I
dissed... I told you I had a twisted mind. That should have been your
warning. And you know what else? I don't really care, either. lol! Anywhos,
here's chapter 6... it's sorta short, but oh well. (lol) TK's getting
closer to finding his hat! Will he EVER get it back?! DA DUH!!! lol (O.^)
Warning ~ Um... how can I put this... this chapter over uses the word -butt- . I guess that's about it. :P
Disclaimer ~ No, I do not own Digimon. The original creator does. But we can always be friends, right?!
Chapter VI
"Well, at least Team Rocket's gone... but we're still stuck!" Kari said. "My hhaaaaaaaattt..." TK moaned. "Hey, what's that?" Henry picked up a dirty old teapot. "Maybe it's a genie lamp," Sora joked. Henry rubbed it, and out whooshed an old-man-genie! He was green, and was missing a lot of teeth. "Hi!" he yelled. "You five have woken me from my peaceful and maybe eternal slumber! You shall each be granted a fantasy that will last shortly!" he screamed. "You mean, NO WISHES?" Henry sighed. "What was that sonny?! I didn't hear ya... my ears are failing me," The old- fart-genie apologized. "NOTHING!" Henry quickly yelled. "So who wants to go first?" "Me!" Kari yelled. "Okay, explain to me what your fantasy wish is." "Well, now... me and TK... are... doing... stuff... at night... in the dark... alone... under the covers!!!" Kari yelled, embarrassed. "Sorry, no perverted fantasies. Next!" "Me!!" TK said. "Well, I am wearing my hat, and... Yeah." "Sorry, no stupid fantasies. Next!" TK and Kari scowled at the old-fart-genie. "Me!" Sora yelled. "Okay, so I'm at one of Matt's concerts, and he calls me up on stage with him in front of like 50 million people and he SINGS for me!" "Sorry, no singing fantasies. NEXT!" "Me, okay, so TK gets sent to boot camp and I don't have to look after him, and I become a big music star with Sora as my wife!" Matt said. "Sorry, no boot camp fantasies. Next!" "Yay! My turn!" Henry yelled. "Okay, well, I'm on Butt Mountain with Matt, Sora, TK, and Kari, and we all get to go on the ride where you get flushed down the toilet!" "Okay!"
Suddenly, they were swept onto the wings on an ostrich and were flying through the clouds! They next thing they knew, they were all on top of a huge mountain that looked like a butt. "C'mon, guys! Me and my family went on this ride when we went to Disney Land!" Henry jumped into the huge toilet in front of them. "Cool! Let's go!" yelled all the digimon, forcing TK, Kari, Matt, and Sora to all go too. So they were flushed into the swirling rapids of the pipes. Everybody screamed bloody murder on the way down. Finally, they were dumped out into the middle of a small village. "BUTT VILLAGE!!!" Henry yelled. "We went here, too!" "Would you like a butt pop?" asked a huge butt with a heavy British accent. "SURE!" Henry grabbed the butt-shaped lollipop out of its hand. "MY HAT!!!" TK screamed at the top of his lungs. Only a few yards away, there was a big butt writing something in the sand and placing TK's hat down on top of a huge footprint. Suddenly, it all came together. That was no ordinary butt... that was HORNYMON!!! And that foot print was the one that had crushed TK's and Kari's sand castle! "QUICK! STOP! STOP THE FANTASY! IT'S AN EMERGENCY! NOW!!!" TK screamed furiously. "Is something wrong?!" the old fartin' genie was talking. They were back in the cave again. "No! But, we gotta go! I know where my hat is!!!" TK yelled. "Thanks for your help!" he called, just as the geezer genie was sucked back into his teapot. "TK, what's the deal?" Kari asked. "In the Butt Village place, I saw Hornymon writing something in the sand and he put my hat on top of a huge foot print... THAT means it was the footprint that crushed our pretty sand castle! We've gotta get back to the beach! My hat might be there!" TK explained. "But how will we EVER find a way out of this dark and scary cave?" Sora asked, hopelessly. "I know!" Henry said. He was still passionately licking his butt-lollipop. "We DIG our way out!" "Did somebody say DIG?!?!" yelled a voice. It was DIGMON! (The driiiiiiiill of power!) "Oh, Digmon, please please PLEASE help us dig our way out of this God- forsaken cave!" Matt begged. "Sure! I'm SUCH a good Samaritan!" Digmon said. He went up to a wall, and began to drill away. "Dig-a-dig-dig-dig! Dig-a-dig-dig-dig!" he screamed as he worked. Finally, they had a clear path to the surface. "Thanks, Digmon!" Henry said, licking his butt-pop. "No problem! Glad to be of service to ya!" Digmon said. Then he drilled down into the ground, and disappeared.
Warning ~ Um... how can I put this... this chapter over uses the word -butt- . I guess that's about it. :P
Disclaimer ~ No, I do not own Digimon. The original creator does. But we can always be friends, right?!
Chapter VI
"Well, at least Team Rocket's gone... but we're still stuck!" Kari said. "My hhaaaaaaaattt..." TK moaned. "Hey, what's that?" Henry picked up a dirty old teapot. "Maybe it's a genie lamp," Sora joked. Henry rubbed it, and out whooshed an old-man-genie! He was green, and was missing a lot of teeth. "Hi!" he yelled. "You five have woken me from my peaceful and maybe eternal slumber! You shall each be granted a fantasy that will last shortly!" he screamed. "You mean, NO WISHES?" Henry sighed. "What was that sonny?! I didn't hear ya... my ears are failing me," The old- fart-genie apologized. "NOTHING!" Henry quickly yelled. "So who wants to go first?" "Me!" Kari yelled. "Okay, explain to me what your fantasy wish is." "Well, now... me and TK... are... doing... stuff... at night... in the dark... alone... under the covers!!!" Kari yelled, embarrassed. "Sorry, no perverted fantasies. Next!" "Me!!" TK said. "Well, I am wearing my hat, and... Yeah." "Sorry, no stupid fantasies. Next!" TK and Kari scowled at the old-fart-genie. "Me!" Sora yelled. "Okay, so I'm at one of Matt's concerts, and he calls me up on stage with him in front of like 50 million people and he SINGS for me!" "Sorry, no singing fantasies. NEXT!" "Me, okay, so TK gets sent to boot camp and I don't have to look after him, and I become a big music star with Sora as my wife!" Matt said. "Sorry, no boot camp fantasies. Next!" "Yay! My turn!" Henry yelled. "Okay, well, I'm on Butt Mountain with Matt, Sora, TK, and Kari, and we all get to go on the ride where you get flushed down the toilet!" "Okay!"
Suddenly, they were swept onto the wings on an ostrich and were flying through the clouds! They next thing they knew, they were all on top of a huge mountain that looked like a butt. "C'mon, guys! Me and my family went on this ride when we went to Disney Land!" Henry jumped into the huge toilet in front of them. "Cool! Let's go!" yelled all the digimon, forcing TK, Kari, Matt, and Sora to all go too. So they were flushed into the swirling rapids of the pipes. Everybody screamed bloody murder on the way down. Finally, they were dumped out into the middle of a small village. "BUTT VILLAGE!!!" Henry yelled. "We went here, too!" "Would you like a butt pop?" asked a huge butt with a heavy British accent. "SURE!" Henry grabbed the butt-shaped lollipop out of its hand. "MY HAT!!!" TK screamed at the top of his lungs. Only a few yards away, there was a big butt writing something in the sand and placing TK's hat down on top of a huge footprint. Suddenly, it all came together. That was no ordinary butt... that was HORNYMON!!! And that foot print was the one that had crushed TK's and Kari's sand castle! "QUICK! STOP! STOP THE FANTASY! IT'S AN EMERGENCY! NOW!!!" TK screamed furiously. "Is something wrong?!" the old fartin' genie was talking. They were back in the cave again. "No! But, we gotta go! I know where my hat is!!!" TK yelled. "Thanks for your help!" he called, just as the geezer genie was sucked back into his teapot. "TK, what's the deal?" Kari asked. "In the Butt Village place, I saw Hornymon writing something in the sand and he put my hat on top of a huge foot print... THAT means it was the footprint that crushed our pretty sand castle! We've gotta get back to the beach! My hat might be there!" TK explained. "But how will we EVER find a way out of this dark and scary cave?" Sora asked, hopelessly. "I know!" Henry said. He was still passionately licking his butt-lollipop. "We DIG our way out!" "Did somebody say DIG?!?!" yelled a voice. It was DIGMON! (The driiiiiiiill of power!) "Oh, Digmon, please please PLEASE help us dig our way out of this God- forsaken cave!" Matt begged. "Sure! I'm SUCH a good Samaritan!" Digmon said. He went up to a wall, and began to drill away. "Dig-a-dig-dig-dig! Dig-a-dig-dig-dig!" he screamed as he worked. Finally, they had a clear path to the surface. "Thanks, Digmon!" Henry said, licking his butt-pop. "No problem! Glad to be of service to ya!" Digmon said. Then he drilled down into the ground, and disappeared.