30 April
I love my cat. I knew this day would come, even though all the scenarios I made up weren't half as hilarious as the one that actually happened.
You must be thinking "What the hell am I talking about?" Well, I made up several scenarios of my wonderful Liv attacking teachers. Like McGonagall for example ther scenario was that she'd probably wave her wand around like a madman and start transfiguring things into penile objects. (That was NOT my idea)
Snape would probably not do anything funny, but seeing him get attacked my kitty would be quite enjoyable. Ruffle him up a bit.
And then there was Quirrell. I thought he'd run in terror at first sight of dear Liv.
That sorta was the case……
Liv was walking in the hallway with me and Oliver as we were taking a nice stroll (well, Liv wasn't walking, it was more of a rolling thing), and we saw Professor Quirrell in the hallway.
I say "Hello Quirrell, er, Professorhead."
"Hel-hello Brigid." He stuttered, silly man.
Oliver kept him busy with some Quidditch talk, when all of a sudden there's a feminine yelp and Liv is attacking the poor man's turban!
It would've been even funnier if Quirrell didn't start bleeding…..
1 May
I had to stop writing yesterday, it brought tears to my eyes just remembering the poor man flailing around with a huge cat on his head. He was twitching uncontrollably….good times good times. He's in the hospital wing now. He collapsed after Liv jumped off his head.
I would've pulled her off, but she might've scratched me to death as well. Don't want that to happen. She'll flaw my beautiful lips.
A/N: Well, that's the end of another chapter. Be sure to tune in soon for another addition to "As the world tu—" wait, that's not it. Tune in soon for another chappie of my fic!
38 reviews! I LOVE YOU ALL!
Check out my other story : Blood, Sugar, Sex and Magic. And also, my Coulson/Biggerstaff story!!!
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I love my cat. I knew this day would come, even though all the scenarios I made up weren't half as hilarious as the one that actually happened.
You must be thinking "What the hell am I talking about?" Well, I made up several scenarios of my wonderful Liv attacking teachers. Like McGonagall for example ther scenario was that she'd probably wave her wand around like a madman and start transfiguring things into penile objects. (That was NOT my idea)
Snape would probably not do anything funny, but seeing him get attacked my kitty would be quite enjoyable. Ruffle him up a bit.
And then there was Quirrell. I thought he'd run in terror at first sight of dear Liv.
That sorta was the case……
Liv was walking in the hallway with me and Oliver as we were taking a nice stroll (well, Liv wasn't walking, it was more of a rolling thing), and we saw Professor Quirrell in the hallway.
I say "Hello Quirrell, er, Professorhead."
"Hel-hello Brigid." He stuttered, silly man.
Oliver kept him busy with some Quidditch talk, when all of a sudden there's a feminine yelp and Liv is attacking the poor man's turban!
It would've been even funnier if Quirrell didn't start bleeding…..
1 May
I had to stop writing yesterday, it brought tears to my eyes just remembering the poor man flailing around with a huge cat on his head. He was twitching uncontrollably….good times good times. He's in the hospital wing now. He collapsed after Liv jumped off his head.
I would've pulled her off, but she might've scratched me to death as well. Don't want that to happen. She'll flaw my beautiful lips.
A/N: Well, that's the end of another chapter. Be sure to tune in soon for another addition to "As the world tu—" wait, that's not it. Tune in soon for another chappie of my fic!
38 reviews! I LOVE YOU ALL!
Check out my other story : Blood, Sugar, Sex and Magic. And also, my Coulson/Biggerstaff story!!!
*hugs and kisses!