A/N ~ Alrighty folks, here's chapter seven... so close to the hat... yet so
far away!!! lol! Thank you so much to everyone who's reviewing... I love
you! You get a cookie! (^. O) Oh, and yes, I did read Johnny Tremain... it
wasn't really that bad either. I think I'm the only one in my LA class who
didn't HATE it... oh well. Pwease r/r! Thanks!
Warning ~ Um... a tad bit of language... the mention of MOLESTATION... a phrase of bad grammar... M&Ms... and Ronald McDonald...that's all! :P
Disclaimer ~ I do not own anything that has to do with Digimon, or Digimon itself.
Chapter VII
Now they were all out of the cave, and were riding on their digimon so they could get back to the beach as fast as possible. Suddenly, they heard shrieks from down below. It was the native shy guys from Paper Mario! They were wearing this grass skirts that change colors as they scream, along with their red and blue face paints and coconut bras. Strangely enough, the natives are men, and are only allowed to marry pink ladies. But anyhow, the natives were on rampage! They were violently ripping down trees, and screaming crazily. Also, they were viciously chewing grass, and ripping chunks of it from the ground. Riots were breaking out, and more and more trees started falling to the ground. Then they started throwing possessed Wal-Mart smiley face bouncy balls all over the place. Kari screamed insanely. One had hit her in her eye! "OH NO!!! Kari! Baby, are you okay?!" TK yelled, grabbing her as she fell lifelessly off of Nefertimon. "What happened?!" Henry asked. "They GOT her! Kari got hit!!!" TK cried. "We've gotta revive her! C'mon, stop! NOW!!!" he yelled. So they all flew down, and landing in the middle of a really windy and cold valley. "Quick! Matt, go get some water from that stream! We'll dump it on Kari to wake her up!" TK ordered. "And what am I supposed to PUT it in?!" Matt asked. "Who CARES?! Just DO it!!" TK screamed. Matt walked over to the stream, and noticed an empty soda cup that said, "Wholelottayesnaaa!" conveniently floating by. He grabbed it, and filled it up. Just as Matt was walking back, Henry started hyperventilating. "I NEED A BATHROOM!!!" he screamed. "I got sick from eating al that food, and I REALLY gotta GO!!!" Henry was near tears. "Go use the damn bush!!!" Sora screamed, annoyed. "But what if someone comes and LOOKS at me?!?!" "Henry, no one wants to see your skinny white ass, okay?! Now GO!!!" Sora yelled. Now that Henry had run off to find a bush, Matt dumped the cup of water onto Kari's face. "AHHH! Matt, look! There is fishes in this water!!! EW!!!" "Oops..." Matt looked at all the tiny fish squirming all over Kari's face. Good thing she wasn't conscious. TK took off his jacket, and tried to wipe off all the loose fishes. Just then, a native shy guy walked by. "Hmm... what seems to be the problem?!" the native asked. "INDEGESTION!!!" Henry screamed, coming out from behind a cluster of bushes. "No, actually, my friend here got knocked out by some smiley face bouncy ball, and we need to wake her up so we can get to the beach and so we can find my haaaatt!!!" TK explained. "HHMMM... I know a cure!" the native said. "There's a cure for being unconscious?" Sora asked. "Actually, yes. Smelling salts! They sorta knock you out of being unconscious!" Terriermon said. "When did you learn that?" asked Henry. "I read it in the famous book, Johnny Tremain." He answered "Here. Smelling LEAVES!!!" the native guy held put a bunch of leaves. "Thank you!" TK hugged the native shy guy. Good thing Kari wasn't conscious. Then the native disappeared as quickly as he had come. "My hero..." TK sighed dreamily. Then he held the leaves up to Kari's nose. "AHH!!" she sat up and screamed. "Get those bug-infested leaves away from me, TK!" Kari pushed them away.
Now they were on the move again. They were very VERY close to the beach now. All of a sudden, Ronald McDonald drove by in his freakish red shoe car with some random little kid. "PHOTO OPERTUNITY!!!" he screamed. Then he took a picture of them of all, and when it was developed, he threw it to Matt. It was a very bad picture. Everyone's eyes came out red, and they had stupid expressions on their faces. Then he gave them all happy meals, with Jackie Chan Adventure toys! Even the digimon got happy meals! Then Ronald McDonald started singing "Put a smile on! Put a, smile on! Everybody c'mon!!!! Put a smile on!" then he finally drove away and they all ate their happy meals and walked closer to the beach.
When they were about two inches away from the shore, they saw the green girl M&M and the red and yellow M&Ms! The green one was stripping her bathing suit off for the red and yellow M&Ms, and they were all shaking their butts and dancing to the Thong Song.
Finally... they got to the sandcastle with the huge footprint. "No! My hat isn't here..." TK sighed. "BUT I AM!!! MWWAA HAA HAA!!!" yelled a voice. It was Osama Bin Laden! "Gimme my hat you feet-chewing toe-biting-fish-sucking potato-licking butter-drinking MUSLAM!!!" TK screamed viciously. "Watch that tongue of yours, you little dirty urchin!" Osama screamed. "Okay guys, chill out! We'll make a trade! You give the poor kid his hat back, and we'll give you your stupid crest! Okay?! Deal?" Sora suggested. "NO deal!" he disagreed. "We're not giving you your crest back, then!" Sora yelled. "Oh yeah?! We'll just see about that!!!" Osama laughed evilly. "Come on out, Sexymon! Show them what you can do!" Sexymon popped out from a pile of sand and began speaking Pig Latin. "I bet you're digimon can't do THAT!" Osama said. "That's IT?! That's what Sexymon is showing us he can do?!" Kari whispered to TK. TK shrugged. "I CAN SPEAK PIG LATIN!!!" Terriermon yelled. "When did this happen?!" Henry demanded. "I read it in this book called, 'Learn To Speak Pig Latin Like The Pig Latinians Do In Less Than Five Minutes' when you were busy molesting little sister, Susie!" Terriermon answered. Sora disapprovingly frowned at Henry. Then she slapped him. "I-ay m-aay a-ay orny-hay igimon-day!!!" Sexymon screamed. "Ive-gay s-uay he-tay at-hay ack-bay ow-nay!!!" Terriermon yelled. "Okay, Patamon... I think it's time we take matters into our OWN hands!!!" TK screamed. "Patamon digivolve to... Angemon! Angemon digivolve to... Magna- Angemon!!!" Then, Biyomon digivolved to Birdramon, Gatomon digivolved to Angewomon, Gabumon digivolved to Wergarurumon, and Terriermon digivolved to Rapidmon. Next thing ya know, the natives parade by along with a possessed barking dog. It was Ashley, Osama's purple Chihuahua! The one-eyed-dog ran over to TK and started barking. "Hand over the crest, or Ashley here, will turn you inside out!" Bin Laden threatened. "Uh oh..." TK said. He had to give him the crest if he wanted to live to be 13. Then TK remembered something. He had no idea where the crest WAS! He remembered Henry had it last... "Henry, where's the crest?" he asked. "I gave it to you, remember?" "No you didn't..." "Yeah I did! In the pyramids! You shoved the thing down your pants! Remember?!" "OH YEAH!!!!!!!!" TK shoved both hands down his pants. Then he found it, and yanked it out. "GGRRROOWWLLL!!!" Ashley grabbed it from his hands and gave it to Osama. "Good boy, Ashley!" he patted the dog on the head. "YES!!! THE CREST OF HORNYNESS!!!!!!!!" Osama screamed.
Warning ~ Um... a tad bit of language... the mention of MOLESTATION... a phrase of bad grammar... M&Ms... and Ronald McDonald...that's all! :P
Disclaimer ~ I do not own anything that has to do with Digimon, or Digimon itself.
Chapter VII
Now they were all out of the cave, and were riding on their digimon so they could get back to the beach as fast as possible. Suddenly, they heard shrieks from down below. It was the native shy guys from Paper Mario! They were wearing this grass skirts that change colors as they scream, along with their red and blue face paints and coconut bras. Strangely enough, the natives are men, and are only allowed to marry pink ladies. But anyhow, the natives were on rampage! They were violently ripping down trees, and screaming crazily. Also, they were viciously chewing grass, and ripping chunks of it from the ground. Riots were breaking out, and more and more trees started falling to the ground. Then they started throwing possessed Wal-Mart smiley face bouncy balls all over the place. Kari screamed insanely. One had hit her in her eye! "OH NO!!! Kari! Baby, are you okay?!" TK yelled, grabbing her as she fell lifelessly off of Nefertimon. "What happened?!" Henry asked. "They GOT her! Kari got hit!!!" TK cried. "We've gotta revive her! C'mon, stop! NOW!!!" he yelled. So they all flew down, and landing in the middle of a really windy and cold valley. "Quick! Matt, go get some water from that stream! We'll dump it on Kari to wake her up!" TK ordered. "And what am I supposed to PUT it in?!" Matt asked. "Who CARES?! Just DO it!!" TK screamed. Matt walked over to the stream, and noticed an empty soda cup that said, "Wholelottayesnaaa!" conveniently floating by. He grabbed it, and filled it up. Just as Matt was walking back, Henry started hyperventilating. "I NEED A BATHROOM!!!" he screamed. "I got sick from eating al that food, and I REALLY gotta GO!!!" Henry was near tears. "Go use the damn bush!!!" Sora screamed, annoyed. "But what if someone comes and LOOKS at me?!?!" "Henry, no one wants to see your skinny white ass, okay?! Now GO!!!" Sora yelled. Now that Henry had run off to find a bush, Matt dumped the cup of water onto Kari's face. "AHHH! Matt, look! There is fishes in this water!!! EW!!!" "Oops..." Matt looked at all the tiny fish squirming all over Kari's face. Good thing she wasn't conscious. TK took off his jacket, and tried to wipe off all the loose fishes. Just then, a native shy guy walked by. "Hmm... what seems to be the problem?!" the native asked. "INDEGESTION!!!" Henry screamed, coming out from behind a cluster of bushes. "No, actually, my friend here got knocked out by some smiley face bouncy ball, and we need to wake her up so we can get to the beach and so we can find my haaaatt!!!" TK explained. "HHMMM... I know a cure!" the native said. "There's a cure for being unconscious?" Sora asked. "Actually, yes. Smelling salts! They sorta knock you out of being unconscious!" Terriermon said. "When did you learn that?" asked Henry. "I read it in the famous book, Johnny Tremain." He answered "Here. Smelling LEAVES!!!" the native guy held put a bunch of leaves. "Thank you!" TK hugged the native shy guy. Good thing Kari wasn't conscious. Then the native disappeared as quickly as he had come. "My hero..." TK sighed dreamily. Then he held the leaves up to Kari's nose. "AHH!!" she sat up and screamed. "Get those bug-infested leaves away from me, TK!" Kari pushed them away.
Now they were on the move again. They were very VERY close to the beach now. All of a sudden, Ronald McDonald drove by in his freakish red shoe car with some random little kid. "PHOTO OPERTUNITY!!!" he screamed. Then he took a picture of them of all, and when it was developed, he threw it to Matt. It was a very bad picture. Everyone's eyes came out red, and they had stupid expressions on their faces. Then he gave them all happy meals, with Jackie Chan Adventure toys! Even the digimon got happy meals! Then Ronald McDonald started singing "Put a smile on! Put a, smile on! Everybody c'mon!!!! Put a smile on!" then he finally drove away and they all ate their happy meals and walked closer to the beach.
When they were about two inches away from the shore, they saw the green girl M&M and the red and yellow M&Ms! The green one was stripping her bathing suit off for the red and yellow M&Ms, and they were all shaking their butts and dancing to the Thong Song.
Finally... they got to the sandcastle with the huge footprint. "No! My hat isn't here..." TK sighed. "BUT I AM!!! MWWAA HAA HAA!!!" yelled a voice. It was Osama Bin Laden! "Gimme my hat you feet-chewing toe-biting-fish-sucking potato-licking butter-drinking MUSLAM!!!" TK screamed viciously. "Watch that tongue of yours, you little dirty urchin!" Osama screamed. "Okay guys, chill out! We'll make a trade! You give the poor kid his hat back, and we'll give you your stupid crest! Okay?! Deal?" Sora suggested. "NO deal!" he disagreed. "We're not giving you your crest back, then!" Sora yelled. "Oh yeah?! We'll just see about that!!!" Osama laughed evilly. "Come on out, Sexymon! Show them what you can do!" Sexymon popped out from a pile of sand and began speaking Pig Latin. "I bet you're digimon can't do THAT!" Osama said. "That's IT?! That's what Sexymon is showing us he can do?!" Kari whispered to TK. TK shrugged. "I CAN SPEAK PIG LATIN!!!" Terriermon yelled. "When did this happen?!" Henry demanded. "I read it in this book called, 'Learn To Speak Pig Latin Like The Pig Latinians Do In Less Than Five Minutes' when you were busy molesting little sister, Susie!" Terriermon answered. Sora disapprovingly frowned at Henry. Then she slapped him. "I-ay m-aay a-ay orny-hay igimon-day!!!" Sexymon screamed. "Ive-gay s-uay he-tay at-hay ack-bay ow-nay!!!" Terriermon yelled. "Okay, Patamon... I think it's time we take matters into our OWN hands!!!" TK screamed. "Patamon digivolve to... Angemon! Angemon digivolve to... Magna- Angemon!!!" Then, Biyomon digivolved to Birdramon, Gatomon digivolved to Angewomon, Gabumon digivolved to Wergarurumon, and Terriermon digivolved to Rapidmon. Next thing ya know, the natives parade by along with a possessed barking dog. It was Ashley, Osama's purple Chihuahua! The one-eyed-dog ran over to TK and started barking. "Hand over the crest, or Ashley here, will turn you inside out!" Bin Laden threatened. "Uh oh..." TK said. He had to give him the crest if he wanted to live to be 13. Then TK remembered something. He had no idea where the crest WAS! He remembered Henry had it last... "Henry, where's the crest?" he asked. "I gave it to you, remember?" "No you didn't..." "Yeah I did! In the pyramids! You shoved the thing down your pants! Remember?!" "OH YEAH!!!!!!!!" TK shoved both hands down his pants. Then he found it, and yanked it out. "GGRRROOWWLLL!!!" Ashley grabbed it from his hands and gave it to Osama. "Good boy, Ashley!" he patted the dog on the head. "YES!!! THE CREST OF HORNYNESS!!!!!!!!" Osama screamed.