A/N ~ Wowie!! The FINAL CHAPTER!!! (^. O) I'm sooo excited! lol! Thanks SO
much for the reviews... I really hope you liked it. Please read n' review!
Warning ~ Alrighty, very little content... again, over use of the word -horny- and possibly -butt-... not visual nudity... lol... that's it... I think.
Disclaimer ~ No, I do not own digimon. And yes, I made up Sexymon, and his forms, and Ultra Diargomon and all those other names you don't recognize... : P
Chapter VIII
"Now, Sexymon digivolve to Hornymon! Hornymon digivolve to... DORK-MON!!!!" Osama screamed. Now his digimon looked like an infected dork. (whatever that looks like...) "Um, TK? What's a dork?" Magna Angemon asked. "Well, it's not in my Webster's Children Dictionary, which I memorized, so I don't know. I don't think anyone does!!!" TK said. "I DO!!! I read it in a marine biology book, while Henry was reading this naked-people-magazine!" Rapidmon yelled. "Dork missiles!!" Dorkmon screamed. After they had all dodged the attack, Rapidmon told them all what a dork was. "...EW!" Sora yelled. "Um... eww..." Matt looked disgusted. "And it's about the size of a human, too!" Rapidmon added. "Dork missiles!" he cried, again. "Oh NO!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!" Henry yelled, pulling out a rosary. He got down on the ground and began praying. Soon he was in tears. All the digimon were attacking Dorkmon. "Anyone wanna touch the callus on my BUTT?!" Bin Laden suddenly screamed. "EW, NO!" all ten of them yelled. "RAPID FIRE!" Rapidmon shouted. "WAA HAA HAAAAA!! I AM INVINCIBLE WITH THE POWER OF HORNYNESS!!!!!!" Dorkmon screamed. A bright light surrounded him, and he shot out more and more dork missiles. "OH NO!!!" Henry cried, accidentally breaking his rosary, as all the digimon went back to rookie form. Sora, Matt, TK, and Kari all burst into tears, because there was no hope left. Then all the beads from Henry's rosary rolled in about 50 different directions, and Bin Laden tripped all over them, and fell on his fanny. "Come on! We've gotta win, Dorkmon!" he screamed, after getting up. Suddenly, all his clothes were gone, and everyone started screaming because he was so scary looking. Then he waved his digivice around like crazy, and screamed, "BIOMERGE! DIGIVOLVE!" and suddenly, he and Dorkmon were digivolving together! "HORNYOSAMAMON!" it yelled. Now the digidestined were crying hysterically. Sora and Matt were holding each other, because they didn't want to die! They were only 15! TK and Kari were hyperventilating because they didn't want to die as virgins. Henry was hugging himself because he had no one else to hug. Now all the rookie digimon were clinging to their tamers too. Suddenly... they all began biodigivolving! Matt and Sora were trying to no look at each other (because they had no clothing on) but they couldn't help it. TK and Kari were trying to get closer to each other, but luckily, they failed, and Henry just kept screaming, "I've done this before! I've done this before!" then they had sudden urges to rip out their digivices. So they did, and they started waving them, around like crazy, just like Osama had done. The next thing ya know... Matt and Gabumon became Metal Garurumon! TK and Patamon became Seraphimon! Kari and Gatomon became Magnamon! Sora and Biyomon became Grudamon! And Henry and Rapidmon became Mega Gargomon!!! "You will never be any match for me!!!" Hornyosamamon screamed. But it didn't stop there. Now Metal Garurumon, Seraphimon, Magnamon, Grudamon, and Mega Gargomon were all DNA Digivolving!!! They all merged together... "Ultra Diargomon!!!" the new digimon yelled. "Uh oh..." Hornyosamamon looked scared. "Ultimate Data Shock!" screamed Ultra Diargomon, shooting out a big blast of blue, green, and orange light. "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hornyosamamon cried. "Horny butt blast!" he screamed, even though Ultra Diargomon, whose big angel wings were flapping crazily, making it impossible to escape without being clobbered by one, pinned him down. The new digimon had tiny eyes that were set into an angry face. One green arm was from Mega Gargomon, while the other was from Magnamon. Each leg was from Metal Garurumon, and Grudamon, while Ultra Diargomon had Seraphimon's strong angel wings. "Okay, I give up!" Hornyosamamon cried, after Ultra Diargomon blew his attack away as if it were a fly. "You can have your stupid hat back! It didn't even fit me, anyways!" "WHAT?!?!?!?!?! You put my sexy hat on your nasty lice-infested hair?!?!" TK screamed from inside Ultra Diargomon. "You may have surrendered, but you won't be shown any mercy!" everyone yelled. "Yeah! You'll just keep stealing hats!" TK added. "No! Please!!! FORGIVE ME!!!!!!" Hornyosamamon cried. "Not a chance!" Ultra Diargomon yelled. Then he let Hornyosamamon stand up. "I will make you pay! Maybe not today... and maybe not tomorrow... but SOMEDAY... sweet SWEET revenge will be MINE!!!!!!!" Hornyosamamon laughed evilly as he got to his feet. "CAN IT!" Ultra Diargomon screamed. "DIGITAL DEATH WAVE!!!!!!" A huge wave of white-silver light spread out all around the two monsters. "I WILL RETURN!" Hornyosamamon screamed as he was thrown into the air. Now everyone was de-digivolving. Bin Laden and Sexymon were back, along with Matt, Sora, TK, Kari, Henry, and all the rookies, Patamon, Salmon, Gabumon, Biyomon, and Terriermon. Osama and Sexymon flew up higher, and TK's khaki bucket hat slipped off Bin Laden's greasy head. They went higher and higher... DING! They disappeared, just like Team Rocket had done.
"MY HAT!!!!" TK screamed looking up at the sky. His hat was slowly drifting down. After about five minutes, TK's hat was finally caught. "Oh, hat! I missed you! And I thought we'd never find each other again! Ohh, haaatt!!!" TK was hugging and kissing his hat while Kari gave him sick looks. "Can we go home now...?" Matt asked. "Yeah, please... talk about a bad vacation... this little trip was awful!" Kari sighed. "We'll miss you!" Gabumon said. Biyomon nodded in agreement. "Well, I'll see you tomorrow, Terriermon! Takato and Rika are coming too! Bye li'l buddy!" Henry hugged his digimon. "Bye Gabumon! You're a great friend!" Matt hugged him. "Same goes for you!" Sora said to Biyomon. "Bye Gatomon! I'll see you soon!" Kari said. "We'll come visit next week, okay Patamon?!" TK assured. So after they finished saying goodbye, there went back to the real world.
They were back inside the meat shop, and the butcher was cutting up all this bloody meat. "TK, go home, okay? I'm gonna walk with Sora." Matt said. (Their parents had gotten back together) "Okay! C'mon Kari! I'll ask if you can SLEEP OVER!!!" TK wiggled his eyebrows and they both ran out of the shop and down the sidewalk. "I gotta go too... it's peanut-butter and jelly salad night at my house! See ya! I'LL CALL YOU!!!" Henry yelled. Sora slapped him just before he ran out. His face was scarlet red with white hand marks, because Sora had slapped him so many times.
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Meanwhile, somewhere not to far off...
"Who the heck are you?!" Jesse asked. "I am Osama Bin Laden!!!" Osama answered. "I'm James, and this is Jesse, and we're from Team Rocket! Some blasted kids with things they called 'dee-shee-MAN' blasted us here..." James said. "Pink bird, guy with spiked hair, green shirt, crazy boy, kid whining about a hat, and a girl with a cat?" Bin Laden questioned. "Yup. That's them." Jesse nodded. They were all sitting against a wall in a volcano. They had fallen in. they were watching this kid with a Pikachu battle this old man with a Magmar, over a huge lava pit. "Say... do you two wanna help me get revenge...?!" Osama asked. "YEAH!!!" Jesse, James, and Meowth all said. "Okay... well, I say we..." Osama began whispering his plans to them. By the time he was done, they had agreed readily to help. They all sat they laughing evilly... "MWWAAA HAA HAAA!! MWWWWAAAAA HAAAAA HAAA HAAAAAA!! HAA HAA HAAA AHHH HAA HAA HAAAAA HAA HAAAAA haa haa haaa haaaa haa ahhhaa haa haaa aaahhaaa ahhh haaa haa..... haaa haa ahhhaaa ahhh haaa... haaa haa haa... haaaa haa... haa... ha ha... he... heh.... heh..."
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Matt and Sora were walking. "I hope my mom isn't mad at me for coming home a few minutes late..." Sora said. "Yeah... she probably won't." Matt assured her. But Sora was almost positive of what would happen when she walked into her house... Her mom would go, "Sora, I have the pregnancy test ready! I swear, if that guy got you pregnant, I'm takin' this to JERRY SPRINGER!!!" Sora stopped spacing out... Matt was talking to her! "That Osama guy was crazy..." "I know! He must be from one of those weird places on the other side of the world, like Pakistan, or something..." she said as they were approaching her house. They walked up the front steps. "Well, I had an exciting time..." she laughed. Then there was a moment of silence. Sora leaned over and kissed Matt. Then she blushed and ran inside her house. Matt walked down her driveway, still computing what had just happened. Once he was back on the sidewalk, he stood and looked back at Sora's house. Then he threw his arms up in the air, and ran away screaming bloody murder. He was overjoyed.
The End
Warning ~ Alrighty, very little content... again, over use of the word -horny- and possibly -butt-... not visual nudity... lol... that's it... I think.
Disclaimer ~ No, I do not own digimon. And yes, I made up Sexymon, and his forms, and Ultra Diargomon and all those other names you don't recognize... : P
Chapter VIII
"Now, Sexymon digivolve to Hornymon! Hornymon digivolve to... DORK-MON!!!!" Osama screamed. Now his digimon looked like an infected dork. (whatever that looks like...) "Um, TK? What's a dork?" Magna Angemon asked. "Well, it's not in my Webster's Children Dictionary, which I memorized, so I don't know. I don't think anyone does!!!" TK said. "I DO!!! I read it in a marine biology book, while Henry was reading this naked-people-magazine!" Rapidmon yelled. "Dork missiles!!" Dorkmon screamed. After they had all dodged the attack, Rapidmon told them all what a dork was. "...EW!" Sora yelled. "Um... eww..." Matt looked disgusted. "And it's about the size of a human, too!" Rapidmon added. "Dork missiles!" he cried, again. "Oh NO!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!" Henry yelled, pulling out a rosary. He got down on the ground and began praying. Soon he was in tears. All the digimon were attacking Dorkmon. "Anyone wanna touch the callus on my BUTT?!" Bin Laden suddenly screamed. "EW, NO!" all ten of them yelled. "RAPID FIRE!" Rapidmon shouted. "WAA HAA HAAAAA!! I AM INVINCIBLE WITH THE POWER OF HORNYNESS!!!!!!" Dorkmon screamed. A bright light surrounded him, and he shot out more and more dork missiles. "OH NO!!!" Henry cried, accidentally breaking his rosary, as all the digimon went back to rookie form. Sora, Matt, TK, and Kari all burst into tears, because there was no hope left. Then all the beads from Henry's rosary rolled in about 50 different directions, and Bin Laden tripped all over them, and fell on his fanny. "Come on! We've gotta win, Dorkmon!" he screamed, after getting up. Suddenly, all his clothes were gone, and everyone started screaming because he was so scary looking. Then he waved his digivice around like crazy, and screamed, "BIOMERGE! DIGIVOLVE!" and suddenly, he and Dorkmon were digivolving together! "HORNYOSAMAMON!" it yelled. Now the digidestined were crying hysterically. Sora and Matt were holding each other, because they didn't want to die! They were only 15! TK and Kari were hyperventilating because they didn't want to die as virgins. Henry was hugging himself because he had no one else to hug. Now all the rookie digimon were clinging to their tamers too. Suddenly... they all began biodigivolving! Matt and Sora were trying to no look at each other (because they had no clothing on) but they couldn't help it. TK and Kari were trying to get closer to each other, but luckily, they failed, and Henry just kept screaming, "I've done this before! I've done this before!" then they had sudden urges to rip out their digivices. So they did, and they started waving them, around like crazy, just like Osama had done. The next thing ya know... Matt and Gabumon became Metal Garurumon! TK and Patamon became Seraphimon! Kari and Gatomon became Magnamon! Sora and Biyomon became Grudamon! And Henry and Rapidmon became Mega Gargomon!!! "You will never be any match for me!!!" Hornyosamamon screamed. But it didn't stop there. Now Metal Garurumon, Seraphimon, Magnamon, Grudamon, and Mega Gargomon were all DNA Digivolving!!! They all merged together... "Ultra Diargomon!!!" the new digimon yelled. "Uh oh..." Hornyosamamon looked scared. "Ultimate Data Shock!" screamed Ultra Diargomon, shooting out a big blast of blue, green, and orange light. "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hornyosamamon cried. "Horny butt blast!" he screamed, even though Ultra Diargomon, whose big angel wings were flapping crazily, making it impossible to escape without being clobbered by one, pinned him down. The new digimon had tiny eyes that were set into an angry face. One green arm was from Mega Gargomon, while the other was from Magnamon. Each leg was from Metal Garurumon, and Grudamon, while Ultra Diargomon had Seraphimon's strong angel wings. "Okay, I give up!" Hornyosamamon cried, after Ultra Diargomon blew his attack away as if it were a fly. "You can have your stupid hat back! It didn't even fit me, anyways!" "WHAT?!?!?!?!?! You put my sexy hat on your nasty lice-infested hair?!?!" TK screamed from inside Ultra Diargomon. "You may have surrendered, but you won't be shown any mercy!" everyone yelled. "Yeah! You'll just keep stealing hats!" TK added. "No! Please!!! FORGIVE ME!!!!!!" Hornyosamamon cried. "Not a chance!" Ultra Diargomon yelled. Then he let Hornyosamamon stand up. "I will make you pay! Maybe not today... and maybe not tomorrow... but SOMEDAY... sweet SWEET revenge will be MINE!!!!!!!" Hornyosamamon laughed evilly as he got to his feet. "CAN IT!" Ultra Diargomon screamed. "DIGITAL DEATH WAVE!!!!!!" A huge wave of white-silver light spread out all around the two monsters. "I WILL RETURN!" Hornyosamamon screamed as he was thrown into the air. Now everyone was de-digivolving. Bin Laden and Sexymon were back, along with Matt, Sora, TK, Kari, Henry, and all the rookies, Patamon, Salmon, Gabumon, Biyomon, and Terriermon. Osama and Sexymon flew up higher, and TK's khaki bucket hat slipped off Bin Laden's greasy head. They went higher and higher... DING! They disappeared, just like Team Rocket had done.
"MY HAT!!!!" TK screamed looking up at the sky. His hat was slowly drifting down. After about five minutes, TK's hat was finally caught. "Oh, hat! I missed you! And I thought we'd never find each other again! Ohh, haaatt!!!" TK was hugging and kissing his hat while Kari gave him sick looks. "Can we go home now...?" Matt asked. "Yeah, please... talk about a bad vacation... this little trip was awful!" Kari sighed. "We'll miss you!" Gabumon said. Biyomon nodded in agreement. "Well, I'll see you tomorrow, Terriermon! Takato and Rika are coming too! Bye li'l buddy!" Henry hugged his digimon. "Bye Gabumon! You're a great friend!" Matt hugged him. "Same goes for you!" Sora said to Biyomon. "Bye Gatomon! I'll see you soon!" Kari said. "We'll come visit next week, okay Patamon?!" TK assured. So after they finished saying goodbye, there went back to the real world.
They were back inside the meat shop, and the butcher was cutting up all this bloody meat. "TK, go home, okay? I'm gonna walk with Sora." Matt said. (Their parents had gotten back together) "Okay! C'mon Kari! I'll ask if you can SLEEP OVER!!!" TK wiggled his eyebrows and they both ran out of the shop and down the sidewalk. "I gotta go too... it's peanut-butter and jelly salad night at my house! See ya! I'LL CALL YOU!!!" Henry yelled. Sora slapped him just before he ran out. His face was scarlet red with white hand marks, because Sora had slapped him so many times.
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Meanwhile, somewhere not to far off...
"Who the heck are you?!" Jesse asked. "I am Osama Bin Laden!!!" Osama answered. "I'm James, and this is Jesse, and we're from Team Rocket! Some blasted kids with things they called 'dee-shee-MAN' blasted us here..." James said. "Pink bird, guy with spiked hair, green shirt, crazy boy, kid whining about a hat, and a girl with a cat?" Bin Laden questioned. "Yup. That's them." Jesse nodded. They were all sitting against a wall in a volcano. They had fallen in. they were watching this kid with a Pikachu battle this old man with a Magmar, over a huge lava pit. "Say... do you two wanna help me get revenge...?!" Osama asked. "YEAH!!!" Jesse, James, and Meowth all said. "Okay... well, I say we..." Osama began whispering his plans to them. By the time he was done, they had agreed readily to help. They all sat they laughing evilly... "MWWAAA HAA HAAA!! MWWWWAAAAA HAAAAA HAAA HAAAAAA!! HAA HAA HAAA AHHH HAA HAA HAAAAA HAA HAAAAA haa haa haaa haaaa haa ahhhaa haa haaa aaahhaaa ahhh haaa haa..... haaa haa ahhhaaa ahhh haaa... haaa haa haa... haaaa haa... haa... ha ha... he... heh.... heh..."
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Matt and Sora were walking. "I hope my mom isn't mad at me for coming home a few minutes late..." Sora said. "Yeah... she probably won't." Matt assured her. But Sora was almost positive of what would happen when she walked into her house... Her mom would go, "Sora, I have the pregnancy test ready! I swear, if that guy got you pregnant, I'm takin' this to JERRY SPRINGER!!!" Sora stopped spacing out... Matt was talking to her! "That Osama guy was crazy..." "I know! He must be from one of those weird places on the other side of the world, like Pakistan, or something..." she said as they were approaching her house. They walked up the front steps. "Well, I had an exciting time..." she laughed. Then there was a moment of silence. Sora leaned over and kissed Matt. Then she blushed and ran inside her house. Matt walked down her driveway, still computing what had just happened. Once he was back on the sidewalk, he stood and looked back at Sora's house. Then he threw his arms up in the air, and ran away screaming bloody murder. He was overjoyed.
The End