Duo in:Gundam Wonderland
Chapter 2: Pool of Tears

Whee! this is fun isnt it? Okay, Quatre fans, *bows head* I am so sorry what I'm doing to Quatre. I just figured...you know...rabbits....reproducing...
Duo:Why don't you just let them read what you did to Quatre.
Quatre: HEY! What DID you do to me!?
I'm scared....just read it while I go hide....

Duo's head was ramming into the ceiling. He had to shif this body as his shoulders were poking at the top of the wall and his legs were bent so that his feet were pressed against the opposite wall. Suprisingly enough he didn't knock the glass table over with his dress. He looked down at the room. He was very upset. He couldn't walk out of the room since the hall was gone. And he couldn't get into the pretty garden because he was WAY to huge to fit even a finger through the door.
He felt his chest heaving up and down rapidly. He knew what was happening. The wetness trickled down his cheeks. Dropping off from his chin they hit the ground with a splash. He was crying. He tried to stop. With the whole idea that 'Boys dont cry'. But who cared? Not like Wufei was going to pop out of no where and hit him. So cry he did. A pool was gathering below him.
Then Duo heard the pitter of little feet running towards him. He nearly screamed thinking it was Wufei. Looking down it turned out to just be Quatre-bunny. "Quatre!" the giant crossdressed boy called. This scared Quatre-bunny. He screamed and dropped the pair of gloves he was carrying. Looking up the bunny saw that the giant was a beautiful boy in a dress. He crawled under the knee of Duo and look at the vertex. He gasped with joy. "ITS HUGE!" Duo's face flushed. He had a pretty good idea what Quatre meant by that. But before he could do anything the rabbit ran right up under the petticoats and gave his 'deathscythe' a hug!
Duo's breath caught in his throat as he let out a high pitched squeal of fright. He flailed his arms as best he could being so cramped into the room and pried the bunny off of his member. Holding Quatre-bunny by the back of his jacket he shouted at it. "Aren't you late for something!?! And don't touch me there!! Horny Rabbit!!!"
This really frightened Quatre-bunny. Enough to send the bunny running off to where ever he had come from previously. Duo was upset even further. Still letting tears crawl down his cheeks. Easily distracted as ever, Duo picked up the gloves Quatre-bunny had dropped. He sorta fiddled with them as he fliped them through his fingers. His mind wandered. "Well, I'd never seen Quatre act like that. Oh but what if that's how he is secretly. I wonder if when Trowa visited him in his huuuuuuuuuuge house that really instead of playing flute and violin together, Quatre tied him down and put on a dom mask. Trowa would so take it that way too." Duo started giggling his head off, but stopped as he realized he wasn't cramped in the room anymore but now was almost no bigger than the bottle of coke he had drank from earlier.
KERSPLASH he went as he fell into the pool of tears. He let go of the gloves figuring they were the problem with the shrinking. He swam his way to the surface of the pool gasping for air. It's incredibly hard to swim in a dress with petticoats. Also given the fact Duo swam like a horse. He CAN swim. Not as graceful as a certain Perfect Soldier...who happened to do EVERYTHING perfect,save killing himself. Duo began to pout about Heero when he saw something, oh, shall we say, ODD!!!!
He saw Sally Po. With mouse ears and scuba gear on. Swimming away. Fast like a dolphin, as her mouse tail flipped around in the water. She glanced a look at Duo. Then swam to him. "You look a little frightened, boy. You need help getting to shore?" "YES, PLEASE!!!" Sally put one of her muscular arms around Duo's waist, pulling him in close. Duo's face flushed as he accidentally rubbed one of his hands across Sally's breasts. Sally, not always the lover of getting fondled, dunked Duo's head under water for a good while to make him know, NEVER DO THAT! She had Duo sit on top of her air tank as he wrapped his arms around her neck, not so tight as to choke her. He feared her wrath. When they were settled and ready to go, go they went. Sally shot through the water like a bat out of hell. The water sprayed into Duo's face like bullets.
When they made it to land Sally came to such an abrupt stop that Duo flew over her head and slammed into a Dodo bird who had also been soaked. The bird was sent onto her ass with Duo placed right on top of her. Both of them groaning they looked at each other. "HILDE-CHAN!?" Duo screached as a fist met him right in the mouth. Duo flew off the girl landing on his ass. Moaning from the pain he quickly regained his composure as he stood up. Hilde-dodo was up and brushing herself off. Her tailed black coat was soaked with salt water as well as her corset and pleated skirt. She looked around and realized she'd forgotten something. She pulled out a pair of glasses from her coat pocket and put them on.
They were horrible. The glass was two inches thick each, and had a big plastic red frame with duct tape in the middle. As she turned back to look at Duo her eyes were magnified twicefold and looked like two huge big black splotches of paint. Duo did his best not to crack up at the sight. He really didnt have a chance to giggle at this at all really.
Soon he was surrounded by birds and sea creatures who looked like Oz soldiers really, Sally-mouse and Hilde-dodo. Normally, this was a bad situation for Duo, but all of them were drenched and looking miserable. He opted to question Sally-mouse why she had scuba gear on.
"Well its a long tale really, but I am not objected to telling it."
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Next Chapter: The Caucaus Race and the Long Tale
Quatre:Why the hell were you thinking about me that way Duo!?
Duo:Well its not like everyone else doesn't wonder that Quatre!
Quatre:But I'm a GOOD BOY! REALLY!
Duo:...sure...
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