Duo in: Gundam Wonderland!
Chapter 3: The Caucaus Race and the Long Tale

Oh this is silly isn't it? At the very least I hope I turn more people onto Alice...its a great story really.
Duo:You sound like an infomercial.
Shut up you. Or I'll write you into a mouth of an alligator.
Duo:No you wont!
...I know...

All the characters on the shore gathered around Sally-mouse as she stood gracefully in the middle of the gathering. Once they had quieted down she began, very formally and quite dignified.
"AHEM!" Sally cleared her throat and began,"It all started really when I was about thirteen. I noticed I had a taste for Asian teenagers. My sister had brought home one of her friends. A cute chinese girl named Xiang Fei. I couldn't take my eyes off of her. She was absolutely beautiful. She was spending the night that night and I watched her sleep. So then, as she slept, I reached my hand over to touch her on her soft tiny boso-" "Eh. Excuse me Miss Mouse but what exactly is the purpose of this story? We're all just sitting here cold and wet. We'd really much rather dry off than hear about you sexual experiences with Asian girls and boys" piped in the Oz soldier who looked like a Lory.
"Well! Then YOU think of something. I find it to be a beautiful story....my coming of age." Duo thought to himself, 'Thats not all that came...heh'.
"Well, if its drying off we'd like to acheive why not try a Caucaus race?" Hilde-dodo brilliantly said.
"'scuse me Hilde-chan, but whats a Caucaus race?" Duo questioned politely.
"Well sir, the best way to describe a Caucaus race....is to do it!"
And so this is how it was done. They all lined up after Hilde-dodo had drawn a circular path along the sand. Then she cried out "GO!" and they ran around the track. Every now and then the ground would explode up from under them and send the runner flying into the air, then plummeting back down to the ground. Duo stepped on these land mines three times. Each time he fell down towards the ground his puffy white bloomers would show. He tried to pull the dress down over his little happy area, but it really didn't matter considering he was on the ground within seconds.
After a while Hilde-dodo shouted out "AND THE RACE IS OVER!" everyone crowded around her. "Who won? Who won?!" She thought about it for a while scratching the back of her head, then blurted out. "EVERYONE! We all won! Cause we're just THAT cool!"
The crowd then harassed her with another question"But where are the prizes? Who's giving out prizes!?!" Paniaced she pointed at Duo"HE IS! He has the prizes!!"
Duo was shocked and pointed to his nose. "Me?" The crowd gathered round him screaming for prizes, grabbing at him and his pretty dress. He slapped hands away and yelled "OKAY HOLD ON! " he dug around in the pockets of his apron.
Suprisingly, he pulled out a box filled with Skittles. Some how the water hadn't gotten into them. Duo handed each of the runners a handful of Skittles. Leaving nothing left for Duo.
"HEY! Duo-chan didn't get anything! Hilde-dodo! Do something!" shouted Sally-mouse. Hilde-dodo's feathers ruffled and then she dug into her pocket. Pulling out a condom she handed it do Duo. "There no everyone has a prize."
Duo just stood there. Condom in his hand. Speechless. Mouth hanging open from shock. Sally saw Duo was incapable of doing anything at the moment. So she took his hand putting the condom into one of his apron's pocket. Then softly she mentioned to the crowd. "I think now would be a grand time for a Haiku!"
With that the entire crowd ran off as fast as they could. Duo was still standing there with his mouth ajar. Sally-mouse shrugged her shoulders and dove back into the water and swam away.
Duo heard something from the bushes behind him and turned around. Afraid it was Hilde-dodo coming back to horrify him with more sexual tools. It wasn't.

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Wasn't that fun!? and Silly!?
Duo:Okay I know for damn sure I don't get that out of it over a condom!
Quatre;*Dumps a box of trojans into Duo's lap*
Duo:IYAAA!! *blush*
...Duo...you're a horrible liar...REVIEW MEEE!!!! PLEEEASE!