Bleh. Short Clacuit OneShot.

Something I just needed to write. Collection of venting One Shots. I SUCK at Summaries.

They suddenly found themselves in a land far, far away with no idea how they got there in the first place. But if that wasn't bad enough, the long-dead dragons are returning to the land, and only one can save the world from destruction: the one gifted with the dragon blood. But nobody would've expected the legendary dragonborn to be a small metal robot...

All her life she thought that she was the last lombax in the whole universe. but then two lombaxs found her, and one of them is her father, Alister Azimuth. Will she hate her father for everything for what happened or will she save her father from death.

"Uh, I guess I'll take that as a thanks." He chuckled. "Actually, if Clank never was a defect, and actually was a deadly warbot, then I wouldn't know if I'd leave Veldin... and I would never be actually meeting Clank. I guess it was all a matter of luck." (A rewrite of the duo's meeting, as a flashback. Rated T for language)

summary is included within the story at the top of the page :D

When all Hope seems lost, there's always that small sliver that keeps one going. Short Claris is fic.

Dr. Nefarious comes to warn Elaris of what may happen to her if she continues to work for the Rangers. One-shot. (ClankxElaris fluff) (Dedicated to Amberdiamondswords)

Cheerful Short One Shot. I suck at Summaries.

Short One Shot. Happy 1K for the Ratchet and Clank Archive!

After 3000 years of sleep, an ancient evil awakes and it's after Ratchet; will he be capable of defeating it? Not only that, but someone is out seeking for Lombax blood too. something terrible is happening on the universe and the outcome of these events will decide the destiny of the universe itself. Some M scenes inside. Read at your own risk

Ratchet is running through the hallways, his armor broken, and his fur soaked with blood. There isn't much time. If this warship gets to the Planetary Defense System and takes it out, there will be nothing left to protect the universe. He has to take down the warship, even if it means that he has to go down with it.

Takes place directly after the events of A Crack In Time. Ratchet decideds to stay in the clock with Clank until the repairs had been taken care of, however the clock has a massive malfunction and our heroes are sent back into the dark ages of fastoon.

After Tachyon's destruction of Fastoon, Two Lombaxes are left on their own. Kaden is left with only his son and a need for revenge. Alister has to deal with banishment and guilt. Both want to help each other, they just want to help themselves more.

On the night of the biggest heist of her life, a young Lepustink is taken in by robots and put into a series of arenas and challenges. Gleeman Vox survived by uploading his mind into a robot body, he's bringing back Dreadzone, and he's making it bigger and better than ever. Can Amethyst make it through fifteen worlds and their new challenges?

Chairman Drek has got an idea, but he has nobody to tell it to... Except that there is someone that is willing to listen to Drek's plan. However, the exact problem is that exact person! - Rated T for Drek's mouth.

Clank never thought that time could fly by so quickly. It seemed like yesterday that he was coming from a robot factory on Quartu and escaping in a shuttle. But that was seventy years ago. What he had to focus on now was the present, and how someone very dear to him was currently in a hospital room.

Hello there! Having some unhealthy problems in your holo-digestion? Do you eat junk all the time? Don't worry, because Steve McQwark has the perfect solution! - Rated T for cursing and innuendos.

This is the story About Serina's childhood right up to the point where she meets Ratchet for the first time. I decided to write this as Serina recording herself talking about her life on a Holo-diary, like Vendra did in "into the nexus". Cover image is what Serina looks like when she is 18. Thanks to Amberdiamondswords for inspiring me to write this!

Clank's developed a computer virus that completely takes over his programming, taking fire on Ratchet and ravaging the Meridian City Planetary Defense Center. Clank's pretty sure that someone from the inside is responsible, and the demolition duo are quickly running out of time to save Clank and solve the mystery... before the Zoni robot is forever lost.

An adaptation of the first PS2 Ratchet and Clank game to prose. Not a direct script adaption but follows the canon plot of the game with details expanded upon.

Kiera Mecchan, a female cyborg Hybrid, has protected Mocanna alongside her friends, Anime the Lombax, Chloe, Captain Madeline, and her partner Bing Bong Benjamin (Or Bing Bong). When a science experiment goes horribly wrong, they are sent to Planet Lumos, where they meet Ratchet and Clank. Rated T for mild language, violence, and bloody scenes.

The Clock, much like time itself, is a gift and not to be tampered with. There are many precious gifts that should never be squandered. Appreciate those gifts that others might take for granted because someday they might be gone. Someday, time may run out. Someday, your luck might end. Someday, life will be lost. And remember what the true purpose of a gift is.

Raiden, a 28 year old Lombax, faces an extreme amount of anxiety when talking to others he doesn't know. Will his anxiety keep him from returning home?

Ratchet and Clank receive a mysteriously coded message. Is responding to the sender's message more trouble than it's worth, though?