Duo in: Gundam Wonderland
Chapter 5: Advice from a Caterpillar

WHEE! ACTION SEQUENCE! Okay, up till now I've been following the story almost exactly saving a few things here and there. Well this chapter I stray from the story to make it fun and interesting. Lemme just say the caterpillar is badass.
Duo:oh sure make HIM a badass, I thought I was your favorite!!!
YOU'RE THE MAIN CHARACTER!
Duo:....shut up....

Those words sent chills down Duo's spine as he knew something was NOT right. "You are unjust, so you shall die". Horrible omen. Quickly affirmed as the man leaped from his robe and hat faster than Duo could see. Duo whipped his body around. "Something is NOT right!" He said as he scanned around for the man.
Behind him a figure leaped up from behind the mushroom. He was dressed in chinese robes, a big black shirt with a green dragon on the front, long white sleeves with blue at the bottom, transparent silk ruffling out from the inside of the sleeves, a green belt with tails hanging at his side, white pants that stopped above his ankles exposing dark blue Chinese slippers with white butterflies on them. He carried a long thing double edged sword in his left hand.
Duo sensend his precense and turned around just in time to miss one of those slippered foots gliding past his head from a kick. Duo then tucked in his chest as a fist flew by his front. He couldn't keep his balance as he tripped over a small mushroom. With a thud he landed on the ground.
Frightened with all of his soul, Duo glanced up. His eyes focused on the sword that was two inches from his forhead. This time the man shouted his phrase once again.
"YOU ARE UNJUST!! SO YOU SHALL DIE!!!"
Duo looked up past the sword quickly and scanned for a face. He recognized this face VERY well. One doesn't forget Chang Wufei. Except this time Wufei had little CUTE antennae and pointy ears like an elf.
Knowing Wufei, he didn't expect Wufei to give himself much of a chance to sit there and stare at him. So, he lifted his right leg to the sword and kicked it up over his head as he rolled to the side avoiding a kick to the face. On all fours now Duo leaped up backwards, rolling under the mushroom. He pulled himself into a crouching position as Wufei turned round furious. Wufei did a sliding kick under the mushroom, where Duo grabbed Wufei by the leg and swung him around to hit the mushroom's stem.
The caterpillar let out a groan, then taking his other leg booted Duo in the chest. Duo fell back clutching his chest as he got up from under the mushroom. Leaping onto it Duo waited for Wufei to emerge. Then was kicked in the back as Wufei seemingly came from now where, now with his sword in his hand.
Bringing the sword down, he missed Duo's dress by mere centimeters and lodging it firmly in the mushroom. Duo leaped up and tackled Wufei sending the two of them falling off the mushroom. Wufei managed to flip Duo around and landed on top of him.
Wufei pinned Duo's arms to the ground as the Shinigami wriggled and struggled beneath the weight of the Chinese boy. Duo attempted to kick Wufei in the crotch, but was stopped as Wufei's right hand intercepted the leg. However, this made Wufei miss Duo's hand slamming into his cheek.
A hard enough punch to send Chang flying. Duo got up and made his way over to where Wufei was now standing up. He didn't get far though. He made about three quick steps then fell face down into the earth.
He tripped over a tree root. He scraped his elbow on the ground and it was now scratched and red. Duo sat down on his butt, pouted and began to cry.
Wufei was stunned. He just stared at Duo who was now bawling like a little girl. "He...hey ....don't cry....I wasn't really going to kill you...."
Duo looked up and sniffled"Really?" "Yeah, I guess. I dunno. I might have"
This sent our hero into another round of tears and cries. Wufei ran over to Duo and kneeled in front of him. "Come on now! Be a man!" "How can I be a man if im dressed like this!!" "Well, I dunno. Just....stop crying. It's alright! I'm not gonna kill you know! You're still unjust, but at least you won't die."
Duo snorted up a little trail of snot that was threatening to crawl down to his lightly lipsticked lips. He stared at Wufei. During the fight part of his hair had fallen down from his pony tail. Wufei looked really attractive. Duo flushed and looked down at the embroidered D and M on the pockets of his apron. Then he began crying once again.
"NOW what's wrong!?" Wufei muttered. "I'm only three inches tall!!!" Duo replied. "WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING THREE INCHES TALL!?" roared Wufei, sending Duo into more intense crying. "Okay okay I'm sorry I shouted. Here I know how you can grow back to your normal size." "Really? You'll help me?"weeped Duo. "Yes I will. Except, I can only tell you in riddle." "Why?" "Because those are the rules." "Screw the rules just tell me!" "HAVE YOU NO HONOR!!?" Duo once again resumed his crying. "AAH! I'm sorry I'm sorry. Okay. One side will make you grown larger. And the other side will make you grow smaller!" He hinted towards the mushroom as he spoke.
Duo looked at the mushroom then at Wufei. Then at the mushroom. Then at Wufei. Then he got it. "OOOOOOHHHH I GET IT!" Wufei grinned at him. Something Duo didn't see too often. He flushed and got up away from Wufei. He pointed at one side of the mushroom, looking back at Wufei for confirmation. Wufei nodded. Duo pulled off a peice, then walked to the other side and ripped off another peice.
"Which side?" "I can't tell you...AND DONT CRY OVER IT!" "I WASN'T GOING TO CRY OVER IT! I'll figure it out. You just watch." He said as he stuck out his tongue at Wufei. He was about to put part of the mushroom into his mouth as he looked at Wufei again.
Wufei was taking off his clothes. He had his shirt off because he was sweating. The sweat glistened as the sun shone onto his bronze back. He also took down his hair so he could retie the hairtie. He ran his hand back through his hair and glanced out of the corner of his eye at Duo.
"What? What're you staring at?" Duo shook his head remembering that he really shouldn't jump the bones of Wufei. Or should he. He popped the mushroom into his mouth. Being sure that when he grew he didn't step on Wufei.
Duo whacked his head into a couple of tree branches. Suddenly, he was attacked by a pidgeon. A mother pidgeon protecting her eggs. Quickly, Duo ate the other side of the mushroom and shrunk back to Wufei's size again.
Wufei now was just sitting and laughing. Duo pouted and gave him a Heero Yuy trademark glare. Duo ripped two more peice of the mushroom off. This time only nibbling the side that made him grow. Inch by inch nibble by nibble he grew until he was about nine inches high. Quite satisfied with this height he went on down the road. Glad to be away from Wufei for fear his caterpillar friend wouldn't have his pants on for very long.
Duo found a road that led him to another house. Slightly bigger than the White rabbits house. Outside it stood a footman. Duo walked up to the house and had decided to go in.

~~~~~~Next Chapter: Pig and Pepper
Whee!!! I think Wufei and Duo are a great couple!
Wufei;DAMN WOMAN! Are you insinuating something!?
Yes...yes I am! Now get to having sweet lovings with Duo
Duo:okay thats it I'm going on strike
WAIT! you can't! The story isnt finished yet! Review me! maybe Duo will come back!