Duo in: Gundam Wonderland
Chapter 10:The Lobster-Quadrille

Waah! I know I took a big break from writing this story but it never left my mind! How could I forget about cute little Duo?
Duo:Just get on with the story or are you stalling for time?
Shuuuuttuuuup!

Cathrine-turtle took a deep sigh, then looked at Duo sitting next to Trowa-gryphon who was perched on a rock like a gargoyle. Looking at the two of them her voice got choked down with sobs. "It's just like when you have a hunk of bread in your throat" whispered Trowa-grypon. Finally, she managed to speak.
"Telling from your form you've never lived under the sea for very long."
"I've never lived under the sea"
"So, obviously you've never been introduced to a lobster."
"I once tas....er..No never."
"Then you have no idea how much fun a Lobster-quadrille is."
"No, I never have. Is it a dance"
"Not quite. This version is a game. A dancing game. First you get out the machine." She nodded to Trowa who crawled down off the rock he was perched on, and moved another boulder revealing a dance machine with a big tv screen and a dance pad with four arrows. "Second you get on the machine"
Duo stepped up onto the dance pad.
"Third you put in fifty cents"
"Fifty cents?"
"Yes, is there a problem"
"Well I haven't got any money"
Cathrine-turtle began to cry, but luckily Trowa-grypon hopped up and put in his own fifty cents into the machine. She stopped blubbering and continued.
"Fourth you pick the song you want"
Duo chose 'Will You Join the Dance'
"Fifth, you follow the arrows, as they hit the top row of arrows thats when you step on the respective arrow."
Well, Duo got about half way into the song when he finally, FAILED. Miserably. And instead of just a "FAILED" screen showing up. The machine exploded. Sending Duo flying into the air, his petty coats flying in all sorts of directions around his face, exposing his bloomers yet again. As he plummeted towards the ground Trowa-grypon caught him in the air. Trowa-grypon flew back to the ground carrying Duo like a damsel. Once firmly on the ground Duo pouted and put his hands on his hips. "Now what the hell kind of game explodes when you lose!?"
"I didn't know it would do that. I've never lost."
Duo growled something under his breath.
Trowa tapped Duo on the shoulder grinning stupidly because he had something supposedly important to tell him.
"What is it?" Duo bitchily asked.
"Wanna know about how come whitings have their tails in their mouths?"
"No I don't"
"Aww...Really? It's a good story"
"I don't care. I don't really like fish."
"Why are your shoes so shiny?"
"That's changing the subject"
"But why are they?"
"Cause they're new and if they get skuffed you go to one of those shoe people you see in malls or outside business buildings and they put blacking on your shoes."
"We use whitings under the sea"
"That doesn't make sense. A whiting is a fish."
"Blackings aren't?"
"No its goopy shoe polish!"
"That's terribly depressing."
Duo was baffled. Trowa was being weirder than usual. Mainly because of the whole 'I enjoy talking' part. Then all of a sudden really, Catherine-turtle began singing. A song about soup. Turtle soup. Duo very much liked this song.
"That's a beautiful song"
"Its beooooooooooootiful soooooooup"
Duo would have laughed at that if he hadn't been knocked over by a great shout from on the mainland. "THE TRIAL'S BEGINING!!!"
"What in the hell was that" But Duo got no reply. Trowa-gryphon just grabbed Duo around the waist and lifted him up in flight back to the main land. The mock-turtle just continued her singing.

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Was that short? The chapter in the book is filled with songs and I didn't feel like writing them out.
Duo:You're so damn lazy
Shut up.
REEVIIIEWWW MEEE PLEEEASE
Duo:Damanding too.