WELCOME BACK TO THE Théâtre des Sailor Scouts!
Tonight's show is The Boy Who Cried Wolf!
Darien: Why do I always play a wolf?
Naruru: Because you bite.
Bunny: STOP TALKING ABOUT MY DARIEN, YOU SLUT!!!
Ami: Girls, girls, don't fight!!!
Rei: Or I'll get my baseball bat.
Mina: *shudder* A scary thought
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Act One, Scene One
Andy: La dee da I have a herd of sheep!!! La la la la la!!! *skips onstage*
Darien: I AM A WOLF!!! GRAAAARRRLLL!!! *runs onstage*
Andy: Um I don't think you come on yet.
Darien: But I have to eat the sheep.
Ami: Oh god this is already going terribly wrong.
Rei: Where's the bat?
Andy: I have to pretend there's a wolf and make the villagers angry first.
Naruru: *dressed in a peasant outfit from days of yore* We're already angry,
Darien: Um ROAR!!!!
Mina: I like it!
Bunny: Oh no, the poor sheep are in danger! I'LL SAVE YOU DOGS, erm SHEEP!!! SILVER MOON CRYSTAL POW–
Rei: *jumps on Bunny* Not this time, you don't!
Bunny: *runs onstage with Rei on top of her* GET OFF GET OFF!!!
Rei: SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!
Ami: Sweet miserable Jesus
Mina: This is funky. It's cool!
Darien: Well I guess I'll eat the sheep now. *bites a sheep*
Ruruna: *gets out of the sheep* YOU IDIOT!!! IT'S JUST ME IN A SHEEP COSTUME!!!
Darien: Oh. Well what were you doing in a sheep costume?!
Ami: Someone please stop this madness.
Rei: Ami, you know how you always wanted to be a doctor?
Ami: Of course.
Rei: You wouldn't happen to have any sedatives handy, would you?
Ami: Let me check
**50cc of morphene later**
Bunny: *tied in a chair*
Rei: Well one problem is solved.
**Naruru and Ruruna chase Darien around the stage**
Rei: And one to go.
Mina: I like this. It's funny.
Rei: Bat.
Ami: *hands Rei the baseball bat*
Rei: Thank you. AAAAAAAH!!! *runs onstage and starts whacking everyone*
Darien: *grabs some morphene and injects Rei* Hahaha!
Rei: I would hit you. but I'm happy and sleepy. *falls asleep onstage*
Andy: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Ami: The show must go on
Andy: WOLF!!! WOLF!!!
Ami: C'mon, Mina that's our cue.
**Ami, Mina and Naruru run onstage dressed as villagers**
Villagers: WHAT? WHAT?
Andy: The wolf is going to eat my sheep!
Mina: I'LL SAVE YOU! *runs offstage*
Ami: Where?
Mina: *runs onstage with a fire extinguisher* Wolf, meet your white, gooey, fire-extinguishing match!
Darien: Ooo, so red and shiny. What is it?
Mina: HAHAHA!!! *sprays Darien with the white, gooey, fire-extinguishing stuff* A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!
Ami: The show must go on
Naruru: *pats Ami's shoulder* I don't think so, dear.
**Later, Bunny and Rei are sleeping in bed, Ruruna gets a band-aid for her bite, and Darien is plastered to the floor by white, gooey, fire-extinguishing stuff**
Mina: Looks like a job well done.
Ami: Looks like we should apologize to the audience.
Naruru: Looks like the show is over.
The End
Ami: The moral of this story is
Naruru: Never give Mina a fire extinguisher?
Ami: No. Never let Darien play a wolf.
**Author's Note**
Isn't it strange how this was all one scene?