MKR
Parody, Chapter 2
The
three friends are on a flying bird headed toward the forest of overwhelming
loudness to find yoko-ona and presley-san.
Tash: I hope clef's ok.. Guys what's going on? (she's clinging to the bird)
Suzie: Wow look at that! Ohh my god! Tash you have to see this!!
Tash: STOP MOCKING ME! You kow I'm afraid of hieghts. Christine what's
happening with Cleff?
Chris: Huh? oh. Ahh, there was a huge flash about a minute ago, nothing else....
Hey there Mr. Birdy! Wow, you're a great flyer!
I bet you're the best flyer in all Cefiro.
Bird: Tweet (nods)
Tash: Christine, what are you doing?
Chris: Mr. Bird, could I ask you something?
Bird: Tweet.
Suzie: No. She isn't going to...
Chris: Can you do a barrel role?
Suzie: ...do that thing she wrote in the parody!!!
Bird: Tweet (nods again)
S+T: No, No wait!!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Chris: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! That was fun! Now, can you do a..a......... uh-oh!
Tash: That's right, I am going to kill you when we land!!! You'd better be
afraid!!
Suzie: Uh, Tash, that's not what she's talking about. LOOK!!!!!
(Acetone
comes up on her flamming mule)
Acetone: Exscuse me. Have you seen any Magic Understudies around here? I'm looking
for them but I'm afraid I'm lost. Could you tell me where to go?? There should
be three of them, flying west on a huge bird. Have you seen anything like that
around here?
Suzie: Uh..
Acetone: And one has long hair and one...
Suzie: Hey...
Acetone: ... has short hair and one has a..
Suzie: Doesn't she realize we're the magic understudies???
T+C: SUZIE! SSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Suzie: wha? oh. oops.
Acetone: Oh, so I've found you at last, (I'm
so smart) Ok what do I have to do now!
(checks
list)
(S+C+T:
sweatdrops)
Acetone: That's right, destroy them! Oh how could I have forgotten. Well then, Magic
Understudies, prepare yourselves! *Candy apple HAIL*
S+T+C: Huh? (giant candy apples fall
from sky) AAHHHHHHHH!!!
Suzie: MMMMMMM! Candy Apples!
C: What do we do now!!!
S: How should I know. You and Tash are the brainers!!
C: That's right! Natasha! Natasha? Suzie! Where's Natasha!!
Tash: AHHHHHH!!!
S+T: NATASHA!!
(tash
is standing on the birds back, dodging apples)
S+C: Tash???
Tash (thinking): (I know I have to do
this, I'm the only one who can. Heights are scary, but I'm not going to be killed
by a walking Barbie Doll!)
S: Go Tash
C: Do IT!!!
Natasha: *DART of FLAME!!!*
C: Huh
S: Dart of flame????
Acetone: Hah!! do you think such weak magic can harm me? Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! I'll show you real Magic.
Watch that cloud there!! Ready? *POPCORN EXPLOSION!!*
(The
blast goes out half way to the cloud, then boomerangs back at her)
Acetone: Huh? WHAT!! NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*BANG!!*
Acetone: SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!
(She
falls, mule dissapears.)
S+T+C: (stunned)
C: So that's what Clef meant by magic backfiring when it is used unnecessarily.
S: Huh?
C: She was showing off back there, she didn't need to kill the cloud, she
just wanted to. So the magic backfired and hit her instead.
S: Oh. Well it's a good thing it did! Right Tash! uh Tash?
(Tash
is hanging her head, clenching her fists)
Tash: Watashi-wa baka-i desu.
C: Tash??
Tash: I should have killed her, but my attack didn't even hurt her. God I'm pathetic!!
C: Tash, that's not true! You were really, really brave!! Honest!!
Tash: oh yeah, how's that?
Suzie: Well you're standing up! Even though you're afraid of heights!
C: Yeah!
Tash:!!!!
I
am.
I'm not afraid anymore?
(big
span of Tash, standing, looking at cefiro)
Tash: wow!! I'm not afraid anymore!! YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
S: GO TASH!
C: ALRIGHT!!
(Tash
looks around)
Tash: Hey, look! What a huge forest!! Is that where we're heading??
(Bird
nods)
Tash: Alright!! Yoko-ona and Presley-san!! Here we come!!!
(Bird
descends)
End
Of Chapter 2