MKR
Parody
Chapter
3
The
three land in a forest. They get off the bird who takes off and leaves with a
good bye tweet.
Tash: Bye! Konban-wa! Arigato!!
Suzie: Yeah! What she said!
Christine
is examining the forest they're in
C: Wow! I've never seen trees so large! It's like a catheadral, only,
organic! (yells)
HELLO
hello
he...
Suzie: Wow! It echos! But why did they call it the forest of overwhelming
noise??
he..
hello
HELLO
HELLO!!!!
Tash: Holy Cow!
Looks
at Suzie
Tash: You just had to ask, didn't you?
Suzie: Huh? What did you say? My ears are still ringing!! My ears! My ears!!
C: SHHHHHHH!!! Whisper or they'll be hurting a lot more!
Suzie: Oh, Sorry!
Tash: C'mon. I wanna go find Presley-san and Yoko-ona.
Nodding.
They go looking. After a while they break through into a clearing.
Tash: Hey Look!
C: Interesting!
Suzie: It's a...set?
Before
them is a clearing of sets, with scenes from many movies.
Christine: Wow, look at these! They're incredible! They look almost real!
Tash: Yeah! Hey! Doesn't that look a lot like Presea's Study?? (They walk up) Yeah! Ohhh this is
great!!
Suddenly
a cage of metal comes falling down on them, trapping them!
Suzie (sarcastic): Wow, a working
model, yeah! Now what're we supposed to do?
C+T: Uhhhhhhhh....
Voice: Hey you little puff ball! You think you can make a mess of my workshop
and get away with it? I'll show you! Come back here! Now! Yoko-ona!!
Presley
runs by chasing a round pink blur, they chase circles around the set.
Suzie: uhhh, excuse me, uh, hey....WOULD YOU TWO STOP IT!!!!
STOP
IT!
stop
it
They
carry on oblivious!
stop
it
STOP
IT!
stop
it!!!!
Wind
rushes by, trees bend. Everything goes flying, sets, props, cage, all land in a
great heap against a wall.
Suzie: Uh, owwww! huh?
Yoko-ona: Puh
Suzie: EEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!
Tash: What? What? Are you ok?
Yokona
jumps into Tash's arms
Tash: Huh?
They
stare at each other for a while.
Tash: It's a...Jigglypuff??
C: Ugh! Ow my back! What did I land on?
Presley: ungggghhh
Presley
is under her
C: Huh? Oh my. I'm sorry!
Tash: Are you Ok?
Presley: huh? what? Who're you? Are you the...
Suzie: Yep!
Presley: ones who WRECKED MY SETS!!!
She
goes SD and looms over Suzie!
Suzie: I'm Sorry! I'm Sorry! I'm Sorry!
Yoko-ona: Puh!
Presley: Huh? Yoko-ona? Do you know these people?
Looks
at them.
Tash: Uh, Hi. I'm Natasha, this is Christine, and she's Suzie. Are you,
Presley-san?
Presley: Uhh yeah.
She
stands up.
Presley: And you, are you by any chance the Magic Understudies?
Tash
nodds
Presley: Really? Great!
(they
follow,her into a building).
Presley: I've been waiting for you! I'm so glad you're finally here! You see
I'm a set/prop designer, and I was in the middle of something really big when
all of a sudden I was called to come here.
C: so all those sets out there are yours??
Presley: Yeah. I have to keep myself busy somehow. You see sets and props arn't
just my job, they're my life. I love what I do. So I really want to hurry up
and finish this.
Suzie: But If you loved you're job so much, why are you here?
Presley: A while back I decided to try my acting skills, and I ended up signing
a contract that said I would take the part of Presea if something happened to
her.
Tash: Oh.
Presley: I was a good choice, being a set designer I can work in almost any
medium. Maybe even escudo, if I ever get to see some.
Suzie: You mean you've never even seen escudo before?
Presley: Not many movie companies are really worried about getting swords made
out of escudo.
Suzie: Good point. But you do have weapons right?
Presley
looks at her. Then walks to a cupboard.
Presley: How are these?
She
opens the cupbard. It turns out to be another room, filled with weapons.
Presley: I made these for real action scenes. I even forged them myself.
They're as close as you can get to authentic. Go ahead. Choose whatever you
like.
They
all step in and look. After a few seconds.
C: Look. I found a spear.
Suzie: Hey a scythe! Mwah ha ha!
Swoosh
C: Hey watch where you're swinging that thing!
Suzie: He he! Ultimate Death!!
Blah
blah blah
Presley: Natasha? What are you going to choose?
Tash: I don't know. I'm not really a violent person. I've never used weapons
before.
Presley: Here then, take this.
she
hands Tash a jewled sword
Presley: It's my greatest work. I spent hours just studying to make it. So far,
it's never even been used, not even in a movie. Would you use it? For me?
tash
takes the sword and holds it up.
Tash: It's amazing! Of Course I'll use it! Thank you.
Suddenly
the ring and sword start to glow. The sword turns into a whisp of light and is
sucked into the ring, which also glows. The glowing area expands and when it
stops growing, the girls are each wearing a chain mail tube top, bound with
shoulder guards.
Tash: Wow.
C: Yeah. We Finally got our cool armor! Right Suzie!
Suzie: Aw, I wanted to play with my scythe.
A
large shadow clouds over the window. They look and see a monster made out of
the pieces of set!
Yokona: Puh!
Christine: What is it?
Tash: Ah, Demon!
Presley: My sets! It's made out of my sets!
Suzie: Yeah! Now I can use my scythe!!!
All
but Suzie, sweat drops.
Chrstine: Let's Go!
All
run out side, T, C and S infront, drawing weapons. Tash and Suzie are about to
charge when:
Presley: Wait!
SD
Others: Wha?
Presley: Quietly!
SD
Others: Oh. right.
Tash
and Suzie charge with battle whispers. Chris takes aim. Tash cuts off a leg,
Suzie sticks her scythe into the monsters belly, Chris, observes. Monster falls
to ground.
Tash (whispers): We killed it! Yeah!
Suzie: That was easy! Huh? What's up with Fuu?
A SD
Christine is dancing around frantically. Suddenly she slumps in defeat, then
throws her spear. It hit's the monster which is just about to attack Suzie and
Tash.
Suzie: Whaaaammmmffff.
Yoko-ona
jumps to cover suzie's mouth. She struggles even more, trips and falls. The
monster comes after her. Tash attacks the monster from behind. Suzie runs out
of the battle. Has whispered conversation with christine.
Suzie: It won't die! Why won't it die?
C: Do you remember what happened in the series???
Suzie: Yeah! It wouldn't die.
C: Exactly, we have to find another way of killing it!
Suzie: With what?
C: We have to find a weakness. What is it made of.
Suzie: Wood and stuff! Hey let's burn it!!
C: At that size, it'll take hours to burn, We'll have a flaming monster
on our hands then. No, that won't work. We can't...
Tash: DART
C: ...use...
Tash: OF
C:
...Fire...
Tash: FLAME!!!
C+S: Wha! NOOOOOO.
The
small dart whizzes past the monster. Tash is dissapointed, S+C are relieved.
Presley Yells!
Presley: Oh NO! Take cover!!!!
S+T+C: Huh?
Tash
dodges another attack from the monster. Suddenly a large roaring is heard! It
grows Louder and Louder! Suddenly a HUGE fire ball comes back and blasts the
monster but luckily misses Tash. It carries the monster off, clearing a path
through the forest.
S+T+C: Wow!!!
S: Tash, how did you do that? Show me! Please.
Tash: I...I didn't do anything, did I?
Presley: No, you didn't, the forest did. That's why you can't use magic here.
It's dangerous.
C: Ahh. So the forest treats magic like it does sound. Interesting, and
that was only a small spell.
S: Tash how do you use your magic though, show me!
T: well it's not something I can really show. It's just sort of there, in
you, all you have to do is feel it.
ROAR!!!
All: HUH?
The
monster staggers back into the field, on fire this time. It looks pissed!
Tash: It's still alive, how can that be!
C: Dammit, we have to put it out! It'll burn down the whole forest! We
need water!
Suzie: I have water! I just don't know how to use it.
Tash: Would that be safe?
C: We don't have any other choice. Tash, teach Suzie, I'll hold it off.
Chris
starts throwing her spear at the monster repeatedly. The spear always returns
to her hand after the damage is done. Meanwhile suzie sits.
Suzie: C'mon think! I have to do this! I can do this!
The
jewel on Yoko-ona starts to glow. Yada yada yada.
Clef: Dummie. That's not how you learn a spell! Relax first. Good now look
inside your heart, very good, now what words do you hear.
Suzie: Well, uh... they're...
Clef: Good, that's your spell. Now hurry up and save cefiro before I eat
myself.
Yoko-ona
stops glowing. Suzie stands up. The flaming monster is almost upon
Christine.
Suzie: Well, here goes nothing.
**NEWT
OF WATER**
A
tiny little newt appears before the monster. It takes one look and then runs
away.
All
sweatdrops
Christine: great, now what do we do.
She
turns around
Christine: Huh? AHHHHHH!!!
She
starts to run as the see-through Newt the size of a three story building comes
up and with vengful eyes drowns the monster.. It also floods the battle field,
the house and everything else in the area.
Several
minuts later Christine is still caughing, Suzie is wringing out her trenchcoat,
and Tash is blow drying Yoko-ona. Presley is surveying the scene.
Presley: My Workshop, my HOUSE!, MY SETS!!
Tash: I'm sorry Presley.
C: Don't feel bad Tash. If anyone's responsible it's me for coming up
with such a bad plan.
Suzie: Hey don't anyone forget it was MY spell that caused all of this.
everyone
looks at suzie.
Suzie: Fine, fine, I'm sorry too.
Presley: That's all right I guess.The sets didn't mean anything, they just kept
me occupied. And now that you're here, I have to move to the Forest of Silence
where the creator's room is. I can't make swords of escudo without it, so this
way I really have less to pack.
Presley: Just do me a favour? Promise you'll become the magic understudies, to
save Cefiro, and so I can go back to work? Please?
Tash: We'll do our best!
Suzie: You bet!
C: Well then, let's get going!
Walk
away purposefully.....stop.
Tash: Uh, which way is it to eterna!
Presley: Oh, right. Just follow yoko-ona. He knows.
Yoko-ona: Puh! Puh puh puh!!!
Suzie: Well then stop dancing and let's get going!
Punts
Yoko-ona!
Suzie: It's that way!
Sweat
drops, Suzie runs off.
C: thank you very much Presley! Well be back soon!
Tash: Bye! Thanks for the swords.
Suzie: hurry UP!
They
part.
Presley: Good luck! (with Yoko-ona guiding you, you're going to need it!)
End
of Chapter 3