MKR Parody Chapter 6
Suzie: That was close!
They are running and fighting bugs as they go. Perrier, then Tash, then Suzie, and Christine in rear.
Perrier: Oh this isn't too bad. Once I ran into a wasps nest. THAT was scary! Ha!
He attacks another bug and they run on.
Perrier: Or the giant red ant hill. Man!
Fake shivers, Christine throws her spear and hits a mosquito that tried to dive bomb them. It falls and Tash and Suzie finish it off as they run by.
Perrier: What about you? What's your worst fight?
Tash: Uhh, I once attacked some guy with a chair..
Suzie: I play rugby!
Christine: Me versus ten guys in a snowball fight. Fun!
Perrier: Did you win?
Christine: Are you kidding I got my ass kicked!
All but C sweatdropps!
Suddenly They run into a clearing where Yoko-ona has stopped.
Tash: What's wrong?
Yoko-ona is silent.
Suzie: Come on which way!
The last word echoes through the woods and comes back at them.
Christine: Sheesh that thing's getting more sensitive by the minute.
Tash: Yeah, what the hell causes that anyway?
Perrier: No one's really sure. The woods have just always been like this. I don't even know what causes it.
Yoko-ona: Puh (shhhhhhh)!
He slowly creeps forward on tip toes and into some bushes. The other's follow cautiously behind.
Yoko-ona: Puh! (look, pointint ahead)
Before them is a clearing about a 100 m wide surrounded by trees so high the lowest branckes touch the clouds. In the centre of the clearing floats a ball of smooth metal, with a surface that ripples like water on occasion. Surrounding that are about a dozen huge, demented bugs.
Suzie: Wow! What's that?
Tash: Probably what causes the forest to be so wierd.
Suzie: But how?
As an answer, a small fly goes up to the ball. It touches the surface and then flys away. As it does though It starts to get bigger and bigger like the reflection off of the surface of the ball. It flys towards the group and they duck as it flies over head.
Suzie: eek!
The ball ripples again as if it's been punched, then recoils and throws the sound back at them.
EEEEKKK!!!!!
All: Suzie!!
Suzie: ...
Christine: So that's how this thing works. Sound and magic hit it and bounce back off, only amplified. When something touches it, the light rays reflected off of the convex surface enlarge the creature, creating all these giant bugs. Cool!
All: Cool?
Perrier: Ok. You stay here, I'm going to kill it. That's what I'm here for.
Christine (pulling him back): Dummie you can't just go out there. If you touch that thing you'll end up like those bugs! We need a plan! Now think...
Moment of pensivness.
Tash: Ah what the hey, just like in the series?
C+S: Just like in the series.
Perrier: What?
Suzie and Tash run out. Perrier tries to hold them back but Christine stops him. They attack the bugs and run off into the woods with the bugs following them.
Perrier: What do you think you're doing? They could be killed!
Christine: They won't be, cause we're going to destroy this thing before they are.
She launches her spear at the ball. It hits the surface, and gets swalloed by the ball.
Christine: Huh?
Suddenly the ball spits the spear back out, straight at Christine. Perrier pulls her out of the way at the last second. The spear returns to her hand.
Christine: ....!!!.... OK. That won't work let's try something else.
Perrier: Like what?
Christine is silent for a minute, then brightens, then looks defeated again.
Perrier: What is it?
Christine: I'm sorry.
Perrier: For what?
Christine: This.
She pushes Perrier against a tree and pins him there using her spear.
Perrier: HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!
Chris: I'm going to try something!
She is already running towards the sphere. Halfway there she calls back her weapon and using the tip like a knife, slashes the outside. Then before the gash closes she jumps inside.
Perrier: HEY WAIT! NO!!
She's gone. Everything is silent. Perrier looks on in disbelief! Then suddenly the sphere starts to grow.
Perrier: What the!!
It grows and grows, Perrier backs away.
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Meanwhile
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Suzie: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Tash: HHHAAAA!
(zoom out they're actually whispering, not yelling.)
They attack bugs.
Suzie: AHHHH!
Attacks bug with a whisper. Sticks her scythe in it's side.
Suzie: Huh? Hey! LET GO! HEY!
Her scythe is stuck.
Suzie: Aw not again!
Bug starts to fly away carrying Suzie!
Suzie: AHHH! HELP!!
Tash jumps up and uses her sword to slash the bugs stomach. Suzie is frees but...
Suzie: EWWWW
Tash: Right! Next time I try to avoid getting sprayed with the guts.
They are both covered in yellow goo!
Suzie: Look Out!
The bug falls from the sky and Almost squashes them! They start attacking again!
****
Perrier's eyes are filled with horror as the ball is now bigger than a building. He backs away. Suddenly he hears a voice.
Christine: GREEN DRAFT!!
Perrier: Green draft? Huh? AHHHHHHHH!!!
BANG!
The ball suddenly bursts and pieces of it go flying everywhere. One hit's Perrier in the face and he goes flying backwards into a tree and is knocked out.
Christine: oops.
****
Tash jumps to attack another bug. Her sword is ready, her eyes are narrowed. Just before she hits it, it dissapears.
Tash: Huh?
Lands.
Suzie: AHHHHH!!!!
Splat!
Suzie: OW!
She obviously didn't land.
Suzie: Dammit what happened?
Tash: The bugs are gone.
Suzie: Huh? Alright we killed them. Yeah! Ha ha ha!
Twirls around in glee
Suzzie: HA HA hA Wup! OW!
Splat
Slips in bug guts and falls. Tash sweat drops. Suzie tries to get up and slips again.
Suzie: Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.
Tash: Uhhhh, Death.....
****
Chris: Hey, yo Perrier! Perrier!
Chris: Perrier?
Christine: Shit! Come on wake up!
He's still lying against the tree. Christine gets closer to examine him.
Christine: Hey! Wake up!
She puts her hand to the back of his head. He stirs. She instantly pulls away, dropping him back against the tree. He grabbs his head in pain.
Perrier: OW! Hey! What did you do that for!
Christine: Sorry.
Perrier: I should think so! Sheesh.
He gets up still clutching his head.
Perrier: You Are INSANE! Do you know that! You could have been killed!! Ow!
He stumbles back against the tree. Christine laughs.
Perrier: Hey quit it I'm in pain here!
Christine smiles. Then lifts her hand.
Christine: Band-aid Breeze!!!
A green mist comes from her hand and forms a transluscent bandaid over Perrier's Lump.
Perrier: Hey What? What's that!
Suddenly he let's go of his head in suprise. He stands up straight, he's alright.
Perrier: Huh?
Christine: I kinda figured out how to do a healing spell when I...whoa...
She blinks several times and sways a little.
Perrier: Hey! Careful! Here, sit down.
He steadies her and helps her to the ground. She sighs.
Perrier: Better?
Christine: Yeah. I guess casting those spells wore me out.
Perrier: Spell"S"? I thought you just cast one!
Christine: No. I used my other one to blow up that ball thingy.
Perrier: Huh? Oh! That Green Draft thingy, Right?
Christine: Yeah. Hey, I wonder where Tash and Suzie are. They should be back by now...
(Chris giggles, chuckles, then rolls on ground howling with laughter. Pointing behind Perrier)
Suzie: It's not funny.
(She is standing with Tash behind Perrier. They are both covered in yellow guts.)
Perrier: Huh? AHHHH DEMON!
Tash narrows his eyes at him.
Yoko-ona: Puh!! puh puh puh puh!! (Yeah yeah)
Looks at tash + Suzie.
Yoko-ona: Puh! (EWWWW)
Tash: Oh thanks a lot!
Suzie: Come here you.....
Tash: So I see you killed that ball thingy! How'd you do it?
Christine: Perrier took care of it.
Perrier: Wha??
Christine: Yeah. He sliced it right down the middle and it dissapeared.
Perrier: I did?
Christine: Yeah!
Suzie: (stops chasing yoko-ona) Wish I could have seen that!
Tash: Sheesh I thought it would have been harder than that!
Perrier: Yeah, so did I.
Eyes Christine suspiciously. Who shruggs and chuckles as she gets to her feet.
Christine: You two Ok?
Tash looks at her clothing.
Tash: Well beside the guts everything seems to be here, you Suzie?
Suzie: meh. Five times five. I just wish I brought a change of clothes.
Yoko-ona: Puh!!
He glows and soon they're all clean.
Tash: Hey it's gone. Thanks Yoko-ona!
Suzie: yeah Thanks. (What took you so long!)
Christine: Well, should we be off? It should be easy from here, all the bugs are gone. Yoko-ona?
Yoko-ona: Puh! =D
Tash: Let's go get our weapons!
Suzie: Yeah! Let's save Cefiro! Yeah Magic Understudies!!
All goes silent.
Tash and Christine: SUZIE!!!
Suzie: Huh?
Looks at Perrier. Who looks suprised.
Suzie: Oh, right! I mean, get our survival badge?
Tash Christine and Yoko-ona all hang their heads in dissapointment, sweatdrop.
Perrier: What do you mean by...You arn't the...
Christine: Yoko-ona! Run!
She grabbs Tash and Suzie and runs after yoko-ona.
Perrier: Hey Wait Up! Hey!!! dammit!
End Chapter 6