MKR Parody Chapter 7

Later on they run through the forest.

Tash: Hey look! It's light!

They all dash forward and break out into a clear field!

Christine: We made it!

Suzie: All right!

They all collapse into the grass heaving. Yoko-ona dances cricles around them!

Christine: Alright! Magic Understudies one, Gelato, Nothing!

Suzie: Mmmmm. Gelato!

Voice: I thought so!

All: Huh?

Jumping up and drawing weapons. Perrier is standing there in the shadows of the forest.

Christine: What are you doing here!

Perrier: I followed you.

Christine: Why?

Perrier: Well I promised you I'd see you through the forest didn't I!

Christine: No, You said you'd be our bodyguard. But there are no more monsters, so your job is over.

Perrier: Well I couldn't be sure so I....

Growl.

All: Huh?

Look at Perrier's stomach, which growls again.

Perrier: Oh, uh excuse me.

Christine stares at him.

Christine: Where's your supplies?

Perrier: What?

Christine: Where are your supplies? Anybody who travels brings supplies. Where are yours?

Suzie: Yeah, you've been mooching off us the whole time! Where are your supplies!

Perrier: Uh, Well, You see...

The three stare at him. He gives up.

Perrier: Alright, alright! I give up already! I ran out of supplies cause I was lost and couldn't find my way out of this stupid forest! You happy now!

Tash: What! And you wanted to be our guide! AHHHH!

Suzie: Why you! Come here! I'm Gonna pound you!

Perrier: Just try it!

(gives threatening glare)

Suzie: aahh maybe later.

He then glares at Christine, expecting her to attack him. then looks suprised.

Christine: Heh heh heh heh!

Perrier: What's so funny?

Christine: Nothing. You just reminded me of someone.

Perrier: Huh?

Christine: Nothing.

They all give her strange looks.

Voice: A ha! At last I have found you, prepare to die!!!

All: Huh?

Acetone is floating in the air near by.

Acetone: A HA HA HA HA HA HA! Prepare to die uhhh, ummm. Who are you again?

Wump!

All fall over in shock!

Suzie: We're the magic understudies you goddamn Blonde!!

Acetone: Right! Oh well, It doesn't matter, you're going to die anyways. Candy Apple Hail!!

all dodge, Yoko-ona is scared stiff in spot.

Suzie: Yoko-ona you dummie! Move!

She saves Yoko-ona but gets hit instead.

Tash and Chris: SUZIE!!

Suzie: I'm alright!

There are about a dozen lumps on her head where the "apples" have hit her, she passes out.

Tash: AH! Suzie!

Christine: Band-aid Breeze!!

She heals Suzie....

Suzie: Hey! Great Christine! Thanks! Christine?

... then she passes out

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Tash: AHHH! This is not going well!

Suzie: You're telling me! AHHHH!

Dodge popcorn explosion!

Suzie: We're getting our asses wupped by a barbie doll!

Acetone: Weaklings. Give up now!

Suzie: yeah right! WATER NEWT!!

Tash: DART OF FLAME!!

Acetone: SHIELD!

Their attacks are deflected!

Tash: Not good!

Acetone: Ha ha ha ha!

Sees Christine, who is just getting to her feet, wobbily.

Acetone: HOT FUDGE BLAST!!!

Tash: Christine!!

Perrier: Look out!!

He pulls her out of the way.

Tash: THAT was low! You're going to regret that! Come on Suzie!

Suzie: MMMM hot fudge! Oh right!

Charges with battle whisper.

Tash: Uh, suzie? You can yell now.

Suzie: I can! ALRIGHT! YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

They charge together with their weapons.

Acetone: POPCORN BLAST!!

Tash and Suzie go flying.

Christine: Tash, Suzie! Band-aid..mmmmfff

Perrier: Stop it you'll pass out again!

Christine starts to kick and fight to try get him to take his hand off her mouth.

Perrier: OW! HEY! OW! OW! watch it. ow!

Acetone approaches Suzie and gets ready to finish her off.

Acetone: POPCORN....

Tash: PILLAR OF FIRE!!!

Acetone: Huh?

Tash casts a new spell and a large pillar of flame engulfs Acetone. She shrieks, and dissapears. Tash's knees buckle. SD Chris punches Perrier really hard and breaks free.

Chris: Tash! Suzie! Are you ok?

Suzie: I think so. Did anybody get the number of that bus?

Chris: (sweatdrops) She's fine! Tash? Are you alright? That was some killer spell! You were awsome!

Tash: Yeah I guess that was pretty cool! It felt a little draining though.

Chris: Yeah, I know.

She looks back and glares at Perrier.

Perrier: What? What did I do?

Suzie: Hey, where's the jiggly puff? Is it ok?

Yoko-ona jumps out from behind some bushes. Says Puh a couple of times.

Suzie: Ahh, of course. It shows up AFTER the fight. Come here you!

Yoko-ona: Puh! (no)

Suzie: Why you...come here!

SD Suzie starts chasing Yoko-ona. Chris and Tash approach Perrier.

Chris: So, Perrier, you know.

Perrier: Huh? Know what?

Tash: You know who we are now, that's what.

Perrier: Uh, yeah, right.

Thinks for a bit...

Perrier: Aw Dammit...

Chris: What?

Perrier: If you're the Understudies...then... then I really am stuck with a broad!!

Chris: Deadly evil flames. Perrier is oblivious.

Perrier: Now I have to give you this stupid ring and tell you I love you and then run off until we meet again in the desert...

POW!!

Aaaaaand Perrier is on the ground with swirly eyes, after Chis justly punches him in the face.

Chris: Who'd want anything from an Ass like you! Let's go guys.

Tash nodds, Suzie looks longingly at him.

Suzie: Awwe, but Chris, he's cute! Can't we keep him?

Chris gives her a glare.

Suzie: Oh, ....alright... Then can we just take the ring thing? You never know, might come in handy?

Yoko-ona starts poking the swirley eyed Perrier....

Chris (loudly): NO!!!

Trees bend, branches fly, Suzie and Tash go partially deaf....

Suzie: Hey, I thought we beat that stupid ball thing...

Chris sighs and grabs Suzie by the scruff of her trench coat before dragging her away. Tash follows with Yoko-ona.

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(Some time later, Perrier wakes up. He groans, rubs his head, and then looks down to his hand...)

Perrier: Damn, I didn't give her the tracking device...Gelato's not going to like this....