A/N: …………… I hate math teachers ……………
"That's your big plan?"
"What's wrong with it?" asked Harry
"I didn't say anything was wrong with it… it's just a little… er, indirect…"
"So? After all we don't want her or your brother to find out that it's me right?"
"Forget it… what is your contingency plan?"
"Contingency plan?"
"You do have one don't you?"
"....................?"
"Harry!"
"What?"
"oh never mind!"
"Um…"
"Ok fine just start it."
"You said you would help!"
"I am! Heaven's I'm not going to let you do something like this alone! Poor Hermione."
"Hey! I am insulted!"
"Oh hush…" said Ginny pushing him away
Harry grinned putting Plan A into action.
~~*°*~~
"What do you mean? You would actually go and hurt this git without even giving him a reason? What if the girl didn't even know you had a… thing, for her?"
"Well then I would let her know it…" Ron answered Hermione.
"When? Right after you killed the boy she was with?"
"Most likely, yes…"
"You are hopeless you know…" she smiled
"Well think about it, if she liked me too then she would forget the bloke on the ground, and come with me, maybe be a little angry with me at first, but it would eventually pass because well… come on… I'm simply irresistible…" he grinned
Hermione smiled and rolled her eyes "Right, and if she didn't like you back, you would be the one on the stretcher…"
"She would…"
"she would what?"
"like me back…"
"since when have you been so modest?"
"One of my many qualities…"
Hermione laughed as they headed for the garden. "Where are we going Ron?"
He shrugged "It's a nice day… you don't get much sunny days in winter, it would be a waste to stay in doors don't you think?"
She nodded looking up at him. Was it just her or did she just feel like she was shrinking when ever she was with Ron. Not that Harry and Ginny didn't pass her as well, but with him the difference was huge, almost by a whole head. But she did love hugging him. It was as if her arms fit perfectly around his middle, and all he had to do was wrest his on her shoulders.
"Mione!"
"Hmmm?" she snapped out of her trance as Ron's hands landed on her shoulders. Realising she had been closing her eyes and was about to walk strait into a wall… again…
"I swear Mione, what have you been thinking of lately?" asked Ron with an amused look on his face.
"Umm…" she blushed, damn that was annoying, she was doing that a lot more often, now a days. All because of
"Ron…?"
"Yes?" he answered still smiling
'Bloody hell! Why does he have to be so cute? What was I going to say to him anyway? You can't stay quiet again! He'll think you're weird!'
"Do you think I'm weird?" she mentally slapped herself after the words came out of her mouth. 'Nice save…' what ever Ron was expecting, she could tell it was definitely not this…
"Why would you ask me that? Do *you* think you're odd?"
"Well… I… oh just answer the question…" she said defensively
"Ok… well if you must know, yes."
"What?!"
"Well you asked!"
Hermione took in a large breath, probably to tell him off, but before she could so much as furrow her brows, Ron stepped in front of her placing a finger over her mouth.
"ah ah! Before you start to scold me, listen to what I have to say… please? No interruptions until I finish, and then you can do anything you want to me…… ok?" he said still with his sly smile.
Hermione thought about it for a while before finally letting out her breath and looking at him expectantly.
"Good girl."
"I'm not a dog you know."
Ron laughed at her comment and dispite trying hard not to, a smile tugged at her lips as well… she didn't even notice when they had stepped out of the castle and arrived at the garden, but she took a seat when Ron offered it to her.
"Well?" she said to him expectantly once he was by her side
"Well what?"
"Ron!"
He smiled. "You're awfully cheery today." Observed Hermione smiling as well
"and you're awful grouchy this morning…"
Hermione pouted, but kept smiling none the less "Well, if some one hadn't come to wake me up so abruptly…"
"Ok, calm down! I apologise…" he said making a fake bow
"Fine, fine, just tell me will you?"
"Tell you what?"
"Oh Ron! Come on now really. Why do you think I'm odd…?"
"Oh right…"
She raised her eyebrows expectantly.
"well as I was saying Mione, you are no normal girl. Besides the fact of course that you chew through more books in one day than I have in my whole life… but besides that, do you know anybody who would actually face You- know-who, let alone try to defeat him? Do you know anybody brave enough to go, almost to the end of the world because one of her friends is in trouble? Anybody who would never give in, stand their ground, determined even if the possible odds were less than zero? Anybody who would willingly give their life for the well being of others? Others who would take the blame and punishment, for the guilty? Anybody smart enough to find a spell, or charm, or potion to do almost anything?" he paused a bit at Hermione's slightly parted mouth "Anybody willing to love those who nobody else does? Who don't even deserve it? Do you really know anybody like that Hermione?"
She didn't know whether to blush, or cry, or just plain out hug him for being so damn sweet. Instead all she did was give a small smile "Actually, I do…"
Ron raised a sceptical brow at her. To which she only smiled wider "You…"
She watched amazed as Ron's ears went pink and he suddenly found his hands very interesting…
~~~~*°*~~~~
"Too mushy…"
"It's not mushy! It's simply sweet, there is a difference you know…" pointed out Ginny
"It seems mushy to me…"
"Of course it does… you're a boy… you don't, er, understand these things…"
"I do so…"
"Then send it…"
"But, aren't we going to sign it?"
"mmm sure, just sing it Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley"
"I did mean a made up name…"
"Well that's smarter… how about… Tomas?"
"No, sounds like it was Dean… how about John?"
"To common."
"Alfred?"
"Don't like it."
"Josh"
"No."
"Eric?"
"mm mm"
"Jeff?"
"mmmm, ok… sounds good enough. Jeff what?"
"Jeff Mush…"
"Harry!"
"Seriously! All we need to put down Jeff M. doesn't sound too odd does it?"
Ginny smiled "Oh fine… Jeff Mush it is…"
Harry smiled as Ginny signed the letter. They had picked up a few pieces from various poems, both muggle and wizard. It was very odd, but Ginny seemed to love it, so it stayed that way… after enclosing the letter in a sky blue envelope they made their way to the owlery.
"Do you think we should scent it?" Ginny asked climbing the stairs
"Scent it? Make it smell? Like what?"
"Oh I don't know… roses, daisies, lilies! Hermione loves Lilies!"
"You have just made Jeff Mush gay…"
"Paying attention to details is not being homosexual… if men did that more often, they would have more luck with girls. Too bad they the only detail they see is if the girls shirt is low enough for their cleavage to form a valley in their chests."
Harry raised an eyebrow at her. How in the world did she know all this! It was simply not fair! The girls knew all the guys secretes, and I do mean all of them, they could read them like an open book, and yet the other way around, was just like trying to look through a sheet of ebony. It wasn't fair! Girls were simply too complicated. But one moment, Harry had never done that… he was sure Ron had… and not to mention Dean, Seamus, Fred, George, Percy, Justin, Wood, Krum, Cedric, heck even Malfoy!
"I am insulted! I have not once in my life stood on my tip toes to stare at a girls… er… chest… and I am with Hermione 300 days a year." He said 'offended'
"Point one Harry, do Hermione's breasts really 'call' to you?"
He blushed. 'Call to me?!' Not believing the conversation he was having with his best friend's little sister.
"Point two, Hermione wears turtle necks in spring, and point three Hermione hasn't exactly… let's say busted yet…"
Harry squirmed… what a productive conversation.
"She is barely a B cup, not insulting or anything, some girls are just late bloomers, she's one of them, trust me, by next year she will be as big, if not bigger than me, and my brother will be drooling all over the school. lucky her, guys don't follow me around even with these" she said placing a hand beneath one of her breasts
Indeed, Harry had very much noticed a difference in Ginny from her fourth to fifth year… but wasn't about to go insane, until now… for the first time in his life he wanted nothing more than for Ginny to just shut up! Was it just him or was it getting very hot all of a sudden?
"… I really don't see what you boys see in them, looking at them in the mirror everyday they get old fast, not to mention the fact that they are just plain odd. And it's very uncomfortable to run having two large balls on your chest. Lucky me, my mom has big breasts and so do I… really I sometimes envy you men…" she said looking down at her own.
If Harry were any redder, you could put him on top of a Sundae as the cherry. The worst part of it was… he wasn't looking at Ginny anymore, well at least not at her face… 'Holy Shit!!!!!!!'
"I'm thirsty!" he blurted out while Ginny still examined her upper body. "I think I need a cold glass of water…"
"Ok, we'll go get some after we send this…" she held up the letter.
He hadn't even noticed they had reached the owlery. Before Ginny gave a random owl the letter she took out her wand
"Olfatum, liria"
a pale white spark shot out of her wand and enveloped the letter. When the spark disappeared Ginny brought the letter to her nose and smiled satisfied.
"Lovely…" she murmured
The owl was not to happy about it though… none the less he took the note and shot out the window when Ginny said Hermione's name.
"Right… now, you said you wanted water did you?"
"Yes! Ice cold water…"
~~~~~*°*~~~~~
A/N: ooooooooooooooooh! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! Oh my gosh!!!! This is getting very weird!!!! I don't know what got into Ginny, better yet myself!!! I just…. Am very bored and on the worst writers block I have ever had in my 3 years of writing!!! Please be nice!!!! And forget not that I am… insane… *dodges flying fruits and occasional knives* kill me later! I still have to write the next chapter! And I promise it will be better! Promise R/H fluff… really!!! After all this is what this story was originally supposed to be… :P
As always to Ever… *sigh* big green eyes… mmmmmm *smiled idiotically*
"That's your big plan?"
"What's wrong with it?" asked Harry
"I didn't say anything was wrong with it… it's just a little… er, indirect…"
"So? After all we don't want her or your brother to find out that it's me right?"
"Forget it… what is your contingency plan?"
"Contingency plan?"
"You do have one don't you?"
"....................?"
"Harry!"
"What?"
"oh never mind!"
"Um…"
"Ok fine just start it."
"You said you would help!"
"I am! Heaven's I'm not going to let you do something like this alone! Poor Hermione."
"Hey! I am insulted!"
"Oh hush…" said Ginny pushing him away
Harry grinned putting Plan A into action.
~~*°*~~
"What do you mean? You would actually go and hurt this git without even giving him a reason? What if the girl didn't even know you had a… thing, for her?"
"Well then I would let her know it…" Ron answered Hermione.
"When? Right after you killed the boy she was with?"
"Most likely, yes…"
"You are hopeless you know…" she smiled
"Well think about it, if she liked me too then she would forget the bloke on the ground, and come with me, maybe be a little angry with me at first, but it would eventually pass because well… come on… I'm simply irresistible…" he grinned
Hermione smiled and rolled her eyes "Right, and if she didn't like you back, you would be the one on the stretcher…"
"She would…"
"she would what?"
"like me back…"
"since when have you been so modest?"
"One of my many qualities…"
Hermione laughed as they headed for the garden. "Where are we going Ron?"
He shrugged "It's a nice day… you don't get much sunny days in winter, it would be a waste to stay in doors don't you think?"
She nodded looking up at him. Was it just her or did she just feel like she was shrinking when ever she was with Ron. Not that Harry and Ginny didn't pass her as well, but with him the difference was huge, almost by a whole head. But she did love hugging him. It was as if her arms fit perfectly around his middle, and all he had to do was wrest his on her shoulders.
"Mione!"
"Hmmm?" she snapped out of her trance as Ron's hands landed on her shoulders. Realising she had been closing her eyes and was about to walk strait into a wall… again…
"I swear Mione, what have you been thinking of lately?" asked Ron with an amused look on his face.
"Umm…" she blushed, damn that was annoying, she was doing that a lot more often, now a days. All because of
"Ron…?"
"Yes?" he answered still smiling
'Bloody hell! Why does he have to be so cute? What was I going to say to him anyway? You can't stay quiet again! He'll think you're weird!'
"Do you think I'm weird?" she mentally slapped herself after the words came out of her mouth. 'Nice save…' what ever Ron was expecting, she could tell it was definitely not this…
"Why would you ask me that? Do *you* think you're odd?"
"Well… I… oh just answer the question…" she said defensively
"Ok… well if you must know, yes."
"What?!"
"Well you asked!"
Hermione took in a large breath, probably to tell him off, but before she could so much as furrow her brows, Ron stepped in front of her placing a finger over her mouth.
"ah ah! Before you start to scold me, listen to what I have to say… please? No interruptions until I finish, and then you can do anything you want to me…… ok?" he said still with his sly smile.
Hermione thought about it for a while before finally letting out her breath and looking at him expectantly.
"Good girl."
"I'm not a dog you know."
Ron laughed at her comment and dispite trying hard not to, a smile tugged at her lips as well… she didn't even notice when they had stepped out of the castle and arrived at the garden, but she took a seat when Ron offered it to her.
"Well?" she said to him expectantly once he was by her side
"Well what?"
"Ron!"
He smiled. "You're awfully cheery today." Observed Hermione smiling as well
"and you're awful grouchy this morning…"
Hermione pouted, but kept smiling none the less "Well, if some one hadn't come to wake me up so abruptly…"
"Ok, calm down! I apologise…" he said making a fake bow
"Fine, fine, just tell me will you?"
"Tell you what?"
"Oh Ron! Come on now really. Why do you think I'm odd…?"
"Oh right…"
She raised her eyebrows expectantly.
"well as I was saying Mione, you are no normal girl. Besides the fact of course that you chew through more books in one day than I have in my whole life… but besides that, do you know anybody who would actually face You- know-who, let alone try to defeat him? Do you know anybody brave enough to go, almost to the end of the world because one of her friends is in trouble? Anybody who would never give in, stand their ground, determined even if the possible odds were less than zero? Anybody who would willingly give their life for the well being of others? Others who would take the blame and punishment, for the guilty? Anybody smart enough to find a spell, or charm, or potion to do almost anything?" he paused a bit at Hermione's slightly parted mouth "Anybody willing to love those who nobody else does? Who don't even deserve it? Do you really know anybody like that Hermione?"
She didn't know whether to blush, or cry, or just plain out hug him for being so damn sweet. Instead all she did was give a small smile "Actually, I do…"
Ron raised a sceptical brow at her. To which she only smiled wider "You…"
She watched amazed as Ron's ears went pink and he suddenly found his hands very interesting…
~~~~*°*~~~~
"Too mushy…"
"It's not mushy! It's simply sweet, there is a difference you know…" pointed out Ginny
"It seems mushy to me…"
"Of course it does… you're a boy… you don't, er, understand these things…"
"I do so…"
"Then send it…"
"But, aren't we going to sign it?"
"mmm sure, just sing it Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley"
"I did mean a made up name…"
"Well that's smarter… how about… Tomas?"
"No, sounds like it was Dean… how about John?"
"To common."
"Alfred?"
"Don't like it."
"Josh"
"No."
"Eric?"
"mm mm"
"Jeff?"
"mmmm, ok… sounds good enough. Jeff what?"
"Jeff Mush…"
"Harry!"
"Seriously! All we need to put down Jeff M. doesn't sound too odd does it?"
Ginny smiled "Oh fine… Jeff Mush it is…"
Harry smiled as Ginny signed the letter. They had picked up a few pieces from various poems, both muggle and wizard. It was very odd, but Ginny seemed to love it, so it stayed that way… after enclosing the letter in a sky blue envelope they made their way to the owlery.
"Do you think we should scent it?" Ginny asked climbing the stairs
"Scent it? Make it smell? Like what?"
"Oh I don't know… roses, daisies, lilies! Hermione loves Lilies!"
"You have just made Jeff Mush gay…"
"Paying attention to details is not being homosexual… if men did that more often, they would have more luck with girls. Too bad they the only detail they see is if the girls shirt is low enough for their cleavage to form a valley in their chests."
Harry raised an eyebrow at her. How in the world did she know all this! It was simply not fair! The girls knew all the guys secretes, and I do mean all of them, they could read them like an open book, and yet the other way around, was just like trying to look through a sheet of ebony. It wasn't fair! Girls were simply too complicated. But one moment, Harry had never done that… he was sure Ron had… and not to mention Dean, Seamus, Fred, George, Percy, Justin, Wood, Krum, Cedric, heck even Malfoy!
"I am insulted! I have not once in my life stood on my tip toes to stare at a girls… er… chest… and I am with Hermione 300 days a year." He said 'offended'
"Point one Harry, do Hermione's breasts really 'call' to you?"
He blushed. 'Call to me?!' Not believing the conversation he was having with his best friend's little sister.
"Point two, Hermione wears turtle necks in spring, and point three Hermione hasn't exactly… let's say busted yet…"
Harry squirmed… what a productive conversation.
"She is barely a B cup, not insulting or anything, some girls are just late bloomers, she's one of them, trust me, by next year she will be as big, if not bigger than me, and my brother will be drooling all over the school. lucky her, guys don't follow me around even with these" she said placing a hand beneath one of her breasts
Indeed, Harry had very much noticed a difference in Ginny from her fourth to fifth year… but wasn't about to go insane, until now… for the first time in his life he wanted nothing more than for Ginny to just shut up! Was it just him or was it getting very hot all of a sudden?
"… I really don't see what you boys see in them, looking at them in the mirror everyday they get old fast, not to mention the fact that they are just plain odd. And it's very uncomfortable to run having two large balls on your chest. Lucky me, my mom has big breasts and so do I… really I sometimes envy you men…" she said looking down at her own.
If Harry were any redder, you could put him on top of a Sundae as the cherry. The worst part of it was… he wasn't looking at Ginny anymore, well at least not at her face… 'Holy Shit!!!!!!!'
"I'm thirsty!" he blurted out while Ginny still examined her upper body. "I think I need a cold glass of water…"
"Ok, we'll go get some after we send this…" she held up the letter.
He hadn't even noticed they had reached the owlery. Before Ginny gave a random owl the letter she took out her wand
"Olfatum, liria"
a pale white spark shot out of her wand and enveloped the letter. When the spark disappeared Ginny brought the letter to her nose and smiled satisfied.
"Lovely…" she murmured
The owl was not to happy about it though… none the less he took the note and shot out the window when Ginny said Hermione's name.
"Right… now, you said you wanted water did you?"
"Yes! Ice cold water…"
~~~~~*°*~~~~~
A/N: ooooooooooooooooh! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! Oh my gosh!!!! This is getting very weird!!!! I don't know what got into Ginny, better yet myself!!! I just…. Am very bored and on the worst writers block I have ever had in my 3 years of writing!!! Please be nice!!!! And forget not that I am… insane… *dodges flying fruits and occasional knives* kill me later! I still have to write the next chapter! And I promise it will be better! Promise R/H fluff… really!!! After all this is what this story was originally supposed to be… :P
As always to Ever… *sigh* big green eyes… mmmmmm *smiled idiotically*