Climax Start
Many thanks to those who read and reviewed the first chapter… I appreciated it so here is the next chapter for this month. From the next chapter onwards, I'll be posting it twice a month as I'll be busy with other things as well as give new readers time to read and review this fic, and expect it to be short (I might complete it in 13 or 14 chapters) as I have bigger plans for Fuyuki as I'll be planning to make the actual fic by early 2011, so enjoy!
Disclaimer:
Keroro Gunso is owned by Mine Yoshizaki
Kamen Rider Den-O is owned by Ishimori Productions
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As Fuyuki stopped his bike at an intersection, he was waiting for the traffic light to go "green", not noticing that a trail of sand is following him and then a sand-like being partially materialize in front of Fuyuki's bike, and it appeared that he is familiar with the teen, which turn out that he's been observing him for some time, and is attempting to communicate with him when something interrupted.
"Hey, human…I can help you out if you tell me your wish…and I can…"
The traffic light went green and Fuyuki pedaled his way and unknowingly rammed the sand-like being, causing the sand-like being to get annoyed and went after Fuyuki.
"Hey! Come back here you +$# %^%^&%%&#!!!!"
However, someone else is watching the teen from afar, and he is lurking by the shadows and is appearing to contact someone, though he is covered only in silhouette, you can see that the stalker is of huge built and you can tell that this stalker is an alien.
"This is Leo Minor calling Mother ship…target sighted…Fuyuki Hinata is all alone…should I proceed with the plan to capture him at any costs? Or should I wait for further orders?"
"No…proceed as planned…we need him to force the Keroro Platoon to do our bidding…and he'll be our key to conquer Planet Keron and this planet of the Pekopons…proceed immediately but don't let anyone see you."
"At once, sir…"
And so the mysterious stalker began to follow Fuyuki at any way possible without attracting attention from anyone and is determined to carry out his orders, which is to capture and abduct Fuyuki Hinata. It seems that this alien and his allies are aliens who appeared to be invaders similar to those who are rivals with the Keronians. Somehow they obtained information that the Keroro Platoon has left Earth and intend to conquer it, but they chose to use the Keroro Platoon to do their bidding and chose to use a "hostage" to force them to do what this invaders want them to do.
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Along the way, Fuyuki encountered more bad luck as he ran into an unfortunate scenario wherein he passed by an alley just to get a shortcut. There he passed by a familiar Digimon who is making "waves" in front of a stolen karaoke box and is holding a microphone. It was Entemon, and Entemon, the ever annoying chimp-Digimon, wants to make his "voice" reach the masses, and began rapping at anyone passing by to appreciate his "talents", and the 16-year old teen is unfortunate enough to feel his "wrath".
"Ah…a fan…who wants to feel my vibe and jibe…hey, there, human…want to feel my pun…?"
"Oh, crap…my bad luck came to me again…and of all the living things…why him?"
As Fuyuki tries to make a U-turn, Entemon tackled him down and while holding him he began to make his "voice" reach him much to his horror and pleads with the rapping Digimon to leave him be but fell on deaf ears.
"No, please…I don't want any!"
"But you must…for the sake of this world's art…and now let me make you a song you'd loved to love…and I dedicate this to you…just you and only you…so boo-who-who…"
And Entemon started making his rendition of Eminem's hit rap song Slim Shady, and poor Fuyuki had to endure the horrible song despite his attempts to ignore the sounds and tried to break free but to no avail.
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May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
[Chorus: (repeat 2X)]
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
[Chorus]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[Chorus 4X]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up
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Just as Entemon was about to make another song the teen boy managed to break free and ran out of the Digimon's reach and then rode his bike and pedaled faster than he could managed, but a spate of unfortunate incidents came his way. In his haste he accidentally ran over a passing band and then crashed against a pile of trash cans. The band members were so irate that they started beating him up.
After that he left immediately but came across a very rude driver who was in the wrong lane and almost ran over the teen, and ended up slamming against a mailbox. Instead of apologizing, the arrogant driver beat him up and left, and a humiliated Fuyuki angrily kicked an empty beer can and it hit a passing cop. Terrified, Fuyuki hit the road with the angry cop giving chase but he managed to outrun him.
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Fifteen minutes later, Fuyuki arrived at the restaurant that their aunt ran where he and his elder sister Natsumi worked part-time after school. The restaurant, called the "K-Dipper", in which it was named after Keroro, was quite thriving as many customers came here, and they're mostly high school boys who came here to dine, but also to get a glimpse of the pink-haired girl, who happened to be their schoolmate. The 17-year old beauty, who is the eldest of the Hinata siblings, was aware of this, but seeing how beneficial this was to the K-Dipper, opted to play along just to help earn income for this restaurant.
It was then that Fuyuki arrived, and she, along with her male schoolmates, looked quite alarmed by his "facial feature" and guessed what happened to him, with Natsumi being the most concerned of all.
"Fuyuki! What happened to you???"
"Just a minor accident…"
But then his male seniors started to poke fun at him much to her chagrin.
"Lady Luck hasn't bee kind to you, huh?"
"Must be a curse…Sadako's been mad at you…for you have entered The Ring…"
"Maybe it's the curse of the Ju-On…"
"Maybe you're in for the Final Destination…"
A slam on the table by Natsumi halted the teasing and saw the miserable look on her brother's face. She can tell why as he's been in the slumps for two years since the Keroro Platoon left and she had to do something get his self-esteem back and make him realize that luck can come around in many ways. However she couldn't say it directly in his face wit many of her suitors around, and instead told him to get ready for work but then the suitors, wanting to impress their crush helped out Fuyuki by patting his body upon seeing sands on him. There Fuyuki recalled something and checked his wallet, realizing this.
"Oh, crap! I forgot…this might belong to someone!"
"Huh? Is that a train pass? In a black case? Cool!"
"Where did you get that?"
"Which station will you go then? Can I come?"
Fuyuki, however, intended to give it back to the owner so he told Natsumi that he's heading for the Tokyo Police Station and bring the pass to the Lost and found section, and left immediately, much to Natsumi's annoyance but their Auntie Hinata was optimistic that her nephew's luck would soon change. They didn't noticed that the sand-like being is trailing Fuyuki behind.
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Downtown Tokyo, twenty minutes later. Fuyuki was riding his bicycle and is heading for the police station and is wondering what to do after he leaves the pass to the Lost and Found section. He wondered why would someone leave an item behind and then he took out the pass and glances at it, wondering if the owner is looking for it right now.
"The owner of this item must be looking for it right now…he or she is probably looking for it at the police station already since where in the Tokyo area…"
As he continued to pedal his way to his destination, a mysterious portal materializes and a train tack is formed, and a mysterious vehicle popped out from the portal and his going straight. It resembles a bullet train and passes by the road, and a few motorists and pedestrians were startled by what they saw.
"Mommy, mommy…a train…"
"What..????
"A train in the middle of the road???
As Fuyuki was biking, he heard the sound of a train behind him and saw it passing by his side, and wondered if he's seeing things or not, but then the left side of the middle coach opened its sliding doors and the mysterious 20-year old girl came out and saw Fuyuki holding the item that she's looking for. It was the pass that she was desperately looking for.
"Hey kid! You have that pass I've been looking for! Give it back! It's important to me!"
"Go to the Tokyo Police Station! I'm bringing it to the Lost and Found department! I can't just hand it over to someone I don't know! And it's standard procedures to file an affidavit of loss items!"
"Give it back!"
"I can't just…"
The hapless teen didn't notice that he was heading for mailbox as he unknowingly went towards the sidewalk and he crashed, sending him flying upwards and landed on a trash can as the mysterious bullet train couldn't stop and kept on going. Recovering, he decided to get his bicycle back and went on his way. However, he was unaware that his stalker is following him and then saw the same bullies who beat him up earlier, and got an idea on how to get Fuyuki in his grasp.
"Hmm…using Pekopons may be a bit troublesome but perhaps it's the logical choice to get that brat without exposing myself…and it might be easier to get them to do my work…at least it'll make my mission work faster and more easier…and that way I can get back to my fellow Majorians…"
To Be Continued…
A chance encounter as the mysterious girl found the person holding the "pass" but din't went well as he...you know.
The stalker is indeed an alien invader and has plans for Fuyuki as he intend to abduct him and bring him to his fellow platoon members...who appear to be rivals with the Keroro Platoon...
Looks like trouble is heading for Fuyuki's way...
Final Destination...
The Ring...
Ju-On...
They're movies, the first being US while the other two are from Japan...I'm sure you're familiar with them...
Preview:
Fuyuki is being assaulted by his mysterious stalker who makes his presence known, ad it's up to the mysterious and the sad-like being to help him...unless his luck would change.
Yup, Den-O will finally make hs debut...or so Lady Luck wpuld permit it...