Hermione's secret.HAHAHA!
Harry and Ron are watching Hermione clean their dorm.
Ron: I always wondered how it got so clean here.interesting way of finding out.
Harry: It's really nothing, you know.
Ron: Will you SHUT UP, Harry!
Lavender and Ginny come in singing "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend" waving their hands about. When done, applause from all over come suddenly at the couple. They bow and leave.
Ron: Well, ummmmmm, ok then.
Harry: Now, that was something!
Ron: I agree!
Hermione: *screams* Who came and left footprints all over the floor?!?! AHHHHHHH!
Ron: Hermione?
Hermione is too busy scrubbing and brooming the floor.
Ron: Harry, I really think we should do something about Hermione.
Harry: Why should we do something about nothing?
Ron: OK, THAT'S IT! Leave me alone!
Harry shuffles out of the room.
Ron: *sigh* Thank God! Now, Hermione! I think it's about time you stop this.HERMIONE! Are you even listening to me?
Hermione: No. Now leave before you get dirt on the floor!
Ron: This is my room! Leave!
Hermione: NEVER!!!
Ron and Hermione fight, rolling around on the floor. Seamus walks in.
Seamus: Catfight!
People scurry over to watch and our disappointed it's not two girls, but still make bets on who will win over the broom.
Harry: Hermione will so win!
Percy: I know my Ron! He'll sooooooooo win!
Harry: Bet ya 15 galleons!
Harry and Percy make bet. Catfight continues and Hermione is victorious with the broom.
Harry: Give me the 15 galleons now Percy!
Percy: See.here's the problem, Harry: I kinda, sorta, don't really, have 15 galleons.
Harry punches Percy. Falls on the floor unconscious.
Ron has a bloody nose and looks down at Percy.
Ron: Too bad, so sad.he was a bit of a wimp anyway.
Hermione continues cleaning and everyone leaves except Ron and Harry.
Ron: Please don't say that was nothing because I don't think I can take it.
Harry: But Ron it really was-
Ron punches Harry unconscious.
Ron: Thank GOD! Now, Hermione.please let go of the broom.
Hermione hits Ron with broom and knocks him unconscious.
Percy wakes up and rushes over to Ron.
Percy: *crying and holding Ron* Oh, Rooooooon!!!! My little brother!!
Hermione: You know, he'll wake up. He isn't dead.
Percy: *dropping Ron* Oh, well, that's good. I'll just leave then.
Percy leaves and Hermione continues cleaning.
Will Hermione ever get over her obsessive habit of cleaning, or will another catfight erupt? Stay tuned!
Muhahaha!!!
A/N We all know these aren't my characters, so no one sue *lawyers approach with briefcases* NOOOOOOOOO!!! *Runs away screaming*
Harry and Ron are watching Hermione clean their dorm.
Ron: I always wondered how it got so clean here.interesting way of finding out.
Harry: It's really nothing, you know.
Ron: Will you SHUT UP, Harry!
Lavender and Ginny come in singing "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend" waving their hands about. When done, applause from all over come suddenly at the couple. They bow and leave.
Ron: Well, ummmmmm, ok then.
Harry: Now, that was something!
Ron: I agree!
Hermione: *screams* Who came and left footprints all over the floor?!?! AHHHHHHH!
Ron: Hermione?
Hermione is too busy scrubbing and brooming the floor.
Ron: Harry, I really think we should do something about Hermione.
Harry: Why should we do something about nothing?
Ron: OK, THAT'S IT! Leave me alone!
Harry shuffles out of the room.
Ron: *sigh* Thank God! Now, Hermione! I think it's about time you stop this.HERMIONE! Are you even listening to me?
Hermione: No. Now leave before you get dirt on the floor!
Ron: This is my room! Leave!
Hermione: NEVER!!!
Ron and Hermione fight, rolling around on the floor. Seamus walks in.
Seamus: Catfight!
People scurry over to watch and our disappointed it's not two girls, but still make bets on who will win over the broom.
Harry: Hermione will so win!
Percy: I know my Ron! He'll sooooooooo win!
Harry: Bet ya 15 galleons!
Harry and Percy make bet. Catfight continues and Hermione is victorious with the broom.
Harry: Give me the 15 galleons now Percy!
Percy: See.here's the problem, Harry: I kinda, sorta, don't really, have 15 galleons.
Harry punches Percy. Falls on the floor unconscious.
Ron has a bloody nose and looks down at Percy.
Ron: Too bad, so sad.he was a bit of a wimp anyway.
Hermione continues cleaning and everyone leaves except Ron and Harry.
Ron: Please don't say that was nothing because I don't think I can take it.
Harry: But Ron it really was-
Ron punches Harry unconscious.
Ron: Thank GOD! Now, Hermione.please let go of the broom.
Hermione hits Ron with broom and knocks him unconscious.
Percy wakes up and rushes over to Ron.
Percy: *crying and holding Ron* Oh, Rooooooon!!!! My little brother!!
Hermione: You know, he'll wake up. He isn't dead.
Percy: *dropping Ron* Oh, well, that's good. I'll just leave then.
Percy leaves and Hermione continues cleaning.
Will Hermione ever get over her obsessive habit of cleaning, or will another catfight erupt? Stay tuned!
Muhahaha!!!
A/N We all know these aren't my characters, so no one sue *lawyers approach with briefcases* NOOOOOOOOO!!! *Runs away screaming*