Okay, here's yet more insanity.
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Thou shalt refrain from repeated singing of annoying music, including, but not limited to, any and all Beach Boys music, "Billy Jean", "Like a Virgin", and the theme song from The Brady Bunch.
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Thou shalt not play "Bowling for Hobbits" with Gimli's helmet, no matter how tempting it may be.
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If you see someone named Neo, tell him Elrond said "hi".
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Thou shalt not be an Anti-Semitist
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Thou shalt not have a better movie than the schitsophrensics (I KNOW THE SPELLING ISNT RIGHT).
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FEAR THE BLOBBITS.
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Thou shalt have a head the size of a coconut.
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Thou shalt always know the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow, both European and African.
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Thou shalt memorize the equations for Potential energy, kinetic energy, and all four Kinematics equations.
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Thou shalt not make fun of Will Smith's pointy ears.
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Thou shalt always carry a shrubbery.
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Thou shalt not say "NEET" to old ladies, except if you've lost your shrubbery.
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Thou shalt not thank Oprah Winfrey.
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Thou shalt not call anyone "Twitchy-Eyes".
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Thou shalt not eat the Pot Brownies of Science.
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Thou shalt not take any wooden nickels.
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Always remember the much acclaimed, famed, well-known, famous, celebrated, renowned, eminent, prominent, illustrious, legendary elvish proverb, "eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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Also, "Why put a weasel in the blender when you can chop it by hand".
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Ditto for "Wake up, Watson! There's a weasel chomping at my privates!"
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We here in Rivendell like weasels, can't you tell?
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Never underestimate the power of people in large groups.
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By that I didn't mean elves, of course.
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We're not stupid.
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Well, maybe a few.
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Like Celeborn.
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Evil Celeborn.
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Always getting the fame, the glory.
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AND GALADRIEL!!!
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I'm still sour. I must kill him.
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Thou must do one little favor for Elrond: kill Celeborn, sedate Galadriel, and bring her back here.
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Thou shalt refrain from repeated singing of annoying music, including, but not limited to, any and all Beach Boys music, "Billy Jean", "Like a Virgin", and the theme song from The Brady Bunch.
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Thou shalt not play "Bowling for Hobbits" with Gimli's helmet, no matter how tempting it may be.
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If you see someone named Neo, tell him Elrond said "hi".
Book II Title I Line IV
Thou shalt not be an Anti-Semitist
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Thou shalt not have a better movie than the schitsophrensics (I KNOW THE SPELLING ISNT RIGHT).
Book II Title I Line VI
FEAR THE BLOBBITS.
Book II Title I Line VII
Thou shalt have a head the size of a coconut.
Book II Title I Line VIII
Thou shalt always know the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow, both European and African.
Book II Title I Line IX
Thou shalt memorize the equations for Potential energy, kinetic energy, and all four Kinematics equations.
Book II Title I Line X
Thou shalt not make fun of Will Smith's pointy ears.
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Thou shalt always carry a shrubbery.
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Thou shalt not say "NEET" to old ladies, except if you've lost your shrubbery.
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Thou shalt not thank Oprah Winfrey.
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Thou shalt not call anyone "Twitchy-Eyes".
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Thou shalt not eat the Pot Brownies of Science.
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Thou shalt not take any wooden nickels.
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Always remember the much acclaimed, famed, well-known, famous, celebrated, renowned, eminent, prominent, illustrious, legendary elvish proverb, "eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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Also, "Why put a weasel in the blender when you can chop it by hand".
Book II Title II Line IX
Ditto for "Wake up, Watson! There's a weasel chomping at my privates!"
Book II Title II Line X
We here in Rivendell like weasels, can't you tell?
Book II Title III Line I
Never underestimate the power of people in large groups.
Book II Title III Line II
By that I didn't mean elves, of course.
Book II Title III Line III
We're not stupid.
Book II Title III Line IV
Well, maybe a few.
Book II Title III Line V
Like Celeborn.
Book II Title III Line VI
Evil Celeborn.
Book II Title III Line VII
Always getting the fame, the glory.
Book II Title III Line VIII
AND GALADRIEL!!!
Book II Title III Line IX
I'm still sour. I must kill him.
Book II Title III Line X
Thou must do one little favor for Elrond: kill Celeborn, sedate Galadriel, and bring her back here.