The Misadventures of the Yuy Family a.k.a. 'When are we going to Disneyland'?
by-Hatake, -shinigami-, and Ahem
Disclaimer: None of us own Gundam Wing or Hershey's or Gackt (mmmm...) or anything/anyone else in here. We each own ourselves, though. You don't! WE DO! US! US!!
Genre: Humor/Stupidity/Parody of The Sopranos...sort of.
Warnings: Violence (kinda), swearing, dysfunctional families, and general silliness.
Dedication: Invader Zim. May the show forever rest in doom (he died if you didn't know). Also to all the cheerleaders out there. May they someday grow some brains...
Remember the 'words to know' list? We missed one. 'Kami-sama' and 'Kami' mean 'God'.
When we last left the Maxwells and the Yuys and the Changs, er...CHANG, 'cause there's only one, there was a lot of chaotic happenings going on. If you think this installment is going to be any saner, you need your head checked, you silly koo. Oh yes, and previously (before this story began), Hatake and Duo ended up UPSTAIRS, if you know what I mean. ^_~
Ahem: *pulls Wufei onto couch and turns on TV* Ne, koibito, this is Invader Zim.
Cryz: *happilly plops down onto other couch with Heero and starts drooling at the TV*
Wufei: ...I'm scared.
Heero: As long as it's not the first episode. If it is, we have to sit through The Doom Song.
Cryz: doom doom doom...
Ahem: Doom doom doom doooooom
Heero: NO!
Wufei: nooooooo...!
Ahem: *snickers*
Zim: *on TV, if you couldn't figure it out* No, this is serious!
GIR: *also on TV* ACK! *walks over to the TV (on TV) and turns it onto the scary monkey show*
Cryz: doom doom doom
GIR: *sees a baby* Awww...it's cute. And stinky-lookin' *waves* HI BABY! *yes, I know that these two quotes from Invader Zim are backwards. -.-;*
Cryz: *imitating Invader Zim* I want a taco!
Heero: Dear Kami...
Ahem: *giggles at TV* She named her baby 'Noggims'?
Wufei: Nataku save us
Cryz: doom..doom....doom....
Ahem: Doom doom doom
Cryz: dooom doom doom
Heero: Y'know, that's addictive.
Cryz: Yeah.
Heero: Doom doom doom...
Cryz: doom doom doom
Wufei: doom doom doom
Everybody: doom doom doom
Cryz: DOOOOOM
Zim: *still on TV* Stay away from the power amplifier. It's sending out deadly waves of stupidness.
Ahem: *gasps* NOW I UNDERSTAND!
Cryz: dooooommmm
Ahem: Non-otakus are being continually bombarded by wabes of stupidness. We otakus are immune. I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!
Cryz: YES!
Wufei: *whispers* Ne, Yuy, is she always like this?
Heero: *whispers back* Only when Invader Zim is on or she has an excuse to bash non-otakus.
Cryz: doooom
Heero: lalalala....
Wufei: Oo; Yuy, you've been around fangirls too long.
Cryz and Ahem: *get into heated discussion (not argument) about Gackt's sexuality*
Wufei: ...didn't you two already argue about this?
Heero: Yeah, didn't you?
Cryz: I say he's either bi or gay.
Ahem: I vote for bi!
Cryz: Same. He be cyuuuuuute...
Ahem: Hai!
Wufei and Heero: ...
Heero: He not be cute.
Cryz: Yessssss...he is...
Wufei: Don't you hate being used as a thing, Yuy?
Heero: *nods* Yes, I do.
Ahem: *notices that she's not wearing her pajamas, so she goes upstairs to change, and comes back down* Hallo again!
Cryz: *sings* kimi wa boku no vanilla. What does that mean?
Heero: 'You are my vanilla'. Once again, it's a shounen-ai comment. What are you LISTENING to?
Ahem: 'Vanilla' by Gackt.
Heero: Oh. Me too.
Cryz: DUH, you're sitting right next to me!
Heero: *sigh* Well, it can't be as bad as 1x2. Nothing's as bad as 1x2...
Cryz: NO HEERO! 1x2 is the best!
Ahem: Aww...poor Heero-papa. It gets MUCH worse. Not that 1x2 is bad at all...
Heero: O_o; Skeery...
Cryz: There's always 1x5.
Ahem, Heero, and Wufei: NO!!
Ahem: I think one of the weirdest is 1x13 or 5x13.
Wufei: Who's 13?
Cryz: Treize. 1x13 and 5x13 can be considered child molestation/abuse/anything else
Heero: O_O You women are sick.
Cryz and Ahem: I don't write those!
Ahem: I like pairingless stories.
Cryz: I'm writing 1x2 right now!
-Hatake-
NEXT TIME!! Guns, arguments, and amnesia
by-Hatake, -shinigami-, and Ahem
Disclaimer: None of us own Gundam Wing or Hershey's or Gackt (mmmm...) or anything/anyone else in here. We each own ourselves, though. You don't! WE DO! US! US!!
Genre: Humor/Stupidity/Parody of The Sopranos...sort of.
Warnings: Violence (kinda), swearing, dysfunctional families, and general silliness.
Dedication: Invader Zim. May the show forever rest in doom (he died if you didn't know). Also to all the cheerleaders out there. May they someday grow some brains...
Remember the 'words to know' list? We missed one. 'Kami-sama' and 'Kami' mean 'God'.
When we last left the Maxwells and the Yuys and the Changs, er...CHANG, 'cause there's only one, there was a lot of chaotic happenings going on. If you think this installment is going to be any saner, you need your head checked, you silly koo. Oh yes, and previously (before this story began), Hatake and Duo ended up UPSTAIRS, if you know what I mean. ^_~
Ahem: *pulls Wufei onto couch and turns on TV* Ne, koibito, this is Invader Zim.
Cryz: *happilly plops down onto other couch with Heero and starts drooling at the TV*
Wufei: ...I'm scared.
Heero: As long as it's not the first episode. If it is, we have to sit through The Doom Song.
Cryz: doom doom doom...
Ahem: Doom doom doom doooooom
Heero: NO!
Wufei: nooooooo...!
Ahem: *snickers*
Zim: *on TV, if you couldn't figure it out* No, this is serious!
GIR: *also on TV* ACK! *walks over to the TV (on TV) and turns it onto the scary monkey show*
Cryz: doom doom doom
GIR: *sees a baby* Awww...it's cute. And stinky-lookin' *waves* HI BABY! *yes, I know that these two quotes from Invader Zim are backwards. -.-;*
Cryz: *imitating Invader Zim* I want a taco!
Heero: Dear Kami...
Ahem: *giggles at TV* She named her baby 'Noggims'?
Wufei: Nataku save us
Cryz: doom..doom....doom....
Ahem: Doom doom doom
Cryz: dooom doom doom
Heero: Y'know, that's addictive.
Cryz: Yeah.
Heero: Doom doom doom...
Cryz: doom doom doom
Wufei: doom doom doom
Everybody: doom doom doom
Cryz: DOOOOOM
Zim: *still on TV* Stay away from the power amplifier. It's sending out deadly waves of stupidness.
Ahem: *gasps* NOW I UNDERSTAND!
Cryz: dooooommmm
Ahem: Non-otakus are being continually bombarded by wabes of stupidness. We otakus are immune. I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!
Cryz: YES!
Wufei: *whispers* Ne, Yuy, is she always like this?
Heero: *whispers back* Only when Invader Zim is on or she has an excuse to bash non-otakus.
Cryz: doooom
Heero: lalalala....
Wufei: Oo; Yuy, you've been around fangirls too long.
Cryz and Ahem: *get into heated discussion (not argument) about Gackt's sexuality*
Wufei: ...didn't you two already argue about this?
Heero: Yeah, didn't you?
Cryz: I say he's either bi or gay.
Ahem: I vote for bi!
Cryz: Same. He be cyuuuuuute...
Ahem: Hai!
Wufei and Heero: ...
Heero: He not be cute.
Cryz: Yessssss...he is...
Wufei: Don't you hate being used as a thing, Yuy?
Heero: *nods* Yes, I do.
Ahem: *notices that she's not wearing her pajamas, so she goes upstairs to change, and comes back down* Hallo again!
Cryz: *sings* kimi wa boku no vanilla. What does that mean?
Heero: 'You are my vanilla'. Once again, it's a shounen-ai comment. What are you LISTENING to?
Ahem: 'Vanilla' by Gackt.
Heero: Oh. Me too.
Cryz: DUH, you're sitting right next to me!
Heero: *sigh* Well, it can't be as bad as 1x2. Nothing's as bad as 1x2...
Cryz: NO HEERO! 1x2 is the best!
Ahem: Aww...poor Heero-papa. It gets MUCH worse. Not that 1x2 is bad at all...
Heero: O_o; Skeery...
Cryz: There's always 1x5.
Ahem, Heero, and Wufei: NO!!
Ahem: I think one of the weirdest is 1x13 or 5x13.
Wufei: Who's 13?
Cryz: Treize. 1x13 and 5x13 can be considered child molestation/abuse/anything else
Heero: O_O You women are sick.
Cryz and Ahem: I don't write those!
Ahem: I like pairingless stories.
Cryz: I'm writing 1x2 right now!
-Hatake-
NEXT TIME!! Guns, arguments, and amnesia