((A/N: I am completely insane. None of the chars belong to me. They all go home to J.K. Rowling once I am done being their puppet master. If you feel in any way that this fic has violated your personal space, and is invading your mind, well then, that was the entire point. MICE WITH SWORDS, AND GIANT SNUFFALUFAGUSSES, CAN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS...))
Invisible underwear, and the Downfall of Ryhme
One day I, the not-so-sane fanfic author lady, was typing along, when up from the big hole in the floor came a bird. It was immediately squashed by a foot. I looked up and found it to be the foot of a
swirly robed midget Draco Malfoy.
Malfoy: WTF?! What the hell am I doing here????!!
Me: I am the not-so-sane fanfic author lady, and you are now at my mercy.
Malfoy: Oh. Well that would explain a few things. HEY! WTF am I doing, being a midget?!
Me:(points South Park Alien Device at Malfoy, and presses the trigger.)
Malfoy (singing and dancing) OH, When I get that feelin'! When I get that feelin', I gotta dance!!!!!!
Me: Now, Harry!
Harry jumped out of the computer, in nothing but a t-shirt.
Harry: (Looking at himself, and covering up.) WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL IS GOING ON!!??
Just then, the ForeMole, who had dug the big hole in the floor, crawled out and looked at Harry.
ForeMole: Yoo, moy good sur, is a'werin invisnerble undurpents.
Harry: Well, then, what is the fucking point of having them on, if everyone can see through them!!!??
Me: Who knows? Only the Giant Snuffaluffagus, that's who.
Draco:(Laughing quite histarically) Well then, why don't we go see him?
Me: (Picking up foremole and dancing with him) OH! We're off to see the Giant Snuffaluffagus! The most smartestest of them all!!
Everybody followed suit, and we ran down the platinum credit card road singing the song. Bells rang, and midget Draco squealed and fainted, so Harry had to carry him. Soon enough, we reached the Giant Snuffaluffaguses Lair. We walked on our hands to the front door of the neon green building with purple spots, and knocked extremely loud with our tongues.
TO BE CONTINUED!!!! DUN DUN DA DUN!!!!!!!
((A/N: I'm evil, I know. Hehehe...))
Invisible underwear, and the Downfall of Ryhme
One day I, the not-so-sane fanfic author lady, was typing along, when up from the big hole in the floor came a bird. It was immediately squashed by a foot. I looked up and found it to be the foot of a
swirly robed midget Draco Malfoy.
Malfoy: WTF?! What the hell am I doing here????!!
Me: I am the not-so-sane fanfic author lady, and you are now at my mercy.
Malfoy: Oh. Well that would explain a few things. HEY! WTF am I doing, being a midget?!
Me:(points South Park Alien Device at Malfoy, and presses the trigger.)
Malfoy (singing and dancing) OH, When I get that feelin'! When I get that feelin', I gotta dance!!!!!!
Me: Now, Harry!
Harry jumped out of the computer, in nothing but a t-shirt.
Harry: (Looking at himself, and covering up.) WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL IS GOING ON!!??
Just then, the ForeMole, who had dug the big hole in the floor, crawled out and looked at Harry.
ForeMole: Yoo, moy good sur, is a'werin invisnerble undurpents.
Harry: Well, then, what is the fucking point of having them on, if everyone can see through them!!!??
Me: Who knows? Only the Giant Snuffaluffagus, that's who.
Draco:(Laughing quite histarically) Well then, why don't we go see him?
Me: (Picking up foremole and dancing with him) OH! We're off to see the Giant Snuffaluffagus! The most smartestest of them all!!
Everybody followed suit, and we ran down the platinum credit card road singing the song. Bells rang, and midget Draco squealed and fainted, so Harry had to carry him. Soon enough, we reached the Giant Snuffaluffaguses Lair. We walked on our hands to the front door of the neon green building with purple spots, and knocked extremely loud with our tongues.
TO BE CONTINUED!!!! DUN DUN DA DUN!!!!!!!
((A/N: I'm evil, I know. Hehehe...))