((A/N: Be prepared for melodramatic oranges, dancing pineapples, and running noses....erm...don't ask... Please?...))
Invisible Underwear and the Downfall of Ryhme Part II
Just then, the door opens to reveal.... an orange. With a mouth. It has no eyes. Just a mouth.
MelodramaticOrange#1: Oh my GOODNESS! (sobs) You are HERE! Thank GOD. We were so worried!!!
Me: Um... You were expecting us??...
Suddenly, another melodramatic orange appears by it's side.
MelodramaticOrange#2: Nope. Get yer asses in here.
We all follow the two melodramatic oranges into the building. Midget Draco's robes are randomly replaced by chocolate pudding, and Harry dops him.
Harry: EEEEWWW!
Draco: (runs around in circles giggling like a small female child) I feel PRETTY!
I smack Draco upside the head, and he crawls behind us as we move on. The oranges lead us to an arena type placey thingermabob. We all sit down, and the lights dim, and come on again, lighting only the stage.
A pineapple apears.
Me: Yeah! Go Pineapple!!!!
The pinapple bows in my direction, and ballet music starts. The pineapple starts to dance.
It dances beautifully. So beautifully, in fact, that Remus, who has randomly appeared in this story for no reason, begins to cry. He bawls. Like a little baby who just had a favorite toy taken away. The pineapple jumps and twirls in it's little blue sparkly tutu. It glides accross the stage.
Just then, purpled-horned monkeys with really spikey hair and cha-cha dresses on fly into the stage and eat the DANCIN' PINEAPPLE!
Draco jumps up onto the stage, and wrestles a monkey. Then the monkey gets leprousy.
Everyone: "EEEWWWW!!!"
Harry:(giggling like a school girl) Malfoy, what have YOU been doing? Don't you shower?!
Draco throws his arms up in the air, and they fall off.
Draco: Ack!
She runs into the abyss! (The theme song from MIGHTY MOUSE plays, and no one knows why)
Me: Well, that was rather odd.
Remus: I quite agree, Shibby.
Me: *raises eyebrow* Okay then, let us go to the MIGHTY GIANT SNUFFALUFFAGUS!!! DUN DUN DUH DUN!!!!!!!
Harry: *picking up foremole* Righty-O!
MelodramaticOrange#1 lets us into the ROOm of the GIANT SNUFFALUFFAGUS!
GIANT SNUFFALUFFAGUS: (in a REALLY tiny, squeaky voice) Who goes there?!
Me: ? Well...um... It is US, O Giant Snuffaluffagus! We are here to find out what the purpose of INVISIBLE UNDERWEAR is.
A tiny furry creature, the Giant Snuffaluffagus, steps out from behind a voluminous black curtain.
GIANT SNUFFALUFFAGUS: (looking at Harry oddly) Why are you nakeeeee?!
Harry's nose then jumps off his face and runs away, laughing like a full-grown lumberjack.
Me: GAH! Tree! TREEEEEEEEEE! Fluffy pink bunnies and turbulent arodynamics be cursed!
((A/N: Uhmm..... I am not responsible for that.... okay, but maybe just a little bit... SQUEEGIES, SQUEEGIES EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!! Poe-nute Buther in yer UndiwHeres!!! So, anyway, like the mice in my brain say, "HASTA LA BYE BYE!!!"))
Invisible Underwear and the Downfall of Ryhme Part II
Just then, the door opens to reveal.... an orange. With a mouth. It has no eyes. Just a mouth.
MelodramaticOrange#1: Oh my GOODNESS! (sobs) You are HERE! Thank GOD. We were so worried!!!
Me: Um... You were expecting us??...
Suddenly, another melodramatic orange appears by it's side.
MelodramaticOrange#2: Nope. Get yer asses in here.
We all follow the two melodramatic oranges into the building. Midget Draco's robes are randomly replaced by chocolate pudding, and Harry dops him.
Harry: EEEEWWW!
Draco: (runs around in circles giggling like a small female child) I feel PRETTY!
I smack Draco upside the head, and he crawls behind us as we move on. The oranges lead us to an arena type placey thingermabob. We all sit down, and the lights dim, and come on again, lighting only the stage.
A pineapple apears.
Me: Yeah! Go Pineapple!!!!
The pinapple bows in my direction, and ballet music starts. The pineapple starts to dance.
It dances beautifully. So beautifully, in fact, that Remus, who has randomly appeared in this story for no reason, begins to cry. He bawls. Like a little baby who just had a favorite toy taken away. The pineapple jumps and twirls in it's little blue sparkly tutu. It glides accross the stage.
Just then, purpled-horned monkeys with really spikey hair and cha-cha dresses on fly into the stage and eat the DANCIN' PINEAPPLE!
Draco jumps up onto the stage, and wrestles a monkey. Then the monkey gets leprousy.
Everyone: "EEEWWWW!!!"
Harry:(giggling like a school girl) Malfoy, what have YOU been doing? Don't you shower?!
Draco throws his arms up in the air, and they fall off.
Draco: Ack!
She runs into the abyss! (The theme song from MIGHTY MOUSE plays, and no one knows why)
Me: Well, that was rather odd.
Remus: I quite agree, Shibby.
Me: *raises eyebrow* Okay then, let us go to the MIGHTY GIANT SNUFFALUFFAGUS!!! DUN DUN DUH DUN!!!!!!!
Harry: *picking up foremole* Righty-O!
MelodramaticOrange#1 lets us into the ROOm of the GIANT SNUFFALUFFAGUS!
GIANT SNUFFALUFFAGUS: (in a REALLY tiny, squeaky voice) Who goes there?!
Me: ? Well...um... It is US, O Giant Snuffaluffagus! We are here to find out what the purpose of INVISIBLE UNDERWEAR is.
A tiny furry creature, the Giant Snuffaluffagus, steps out from behind a voluminous black curtain.
GIANT SNUFFALUFFAGUS: (looking at Harry oddly) Why are you nakeeeee?!
Harry's nose then jumps off his face and runs away, laughing like a full-grown lumberjack.
Me: GAH! Tree! TREEEEEEEEEE! Fluffy pink bunnies and turbulent arodynamics be cursed!
((A/N: Uhmm..... I am not responsible for that.... okay, but maybe just a little bit... SQUEEGIES, SQUEEGIES EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!! Poe-nute Buther in yer UndiwHeres!!! So, anyway, like the mice in my brain say, "HASTA LA BYE BYE!!!"))