Poem: Conker wasn't cut out to be the king of all the land. And while his idiotic servants thought otherwise, the red squirrel knew that he wasn't meant for such a life.

The 5th story encompassing part of the S.H.C.'s plight: Things have gone from bad to worse now that Sir Copperleaf has been captured, only Dusk and the team can rescue him. A deep insurgency mission with an exciting twist, move it out!

A continuation of a scrapped project by Microsoft and Rareware, Conker's Other Bad Day is about Conker as he tries to deal with Berri's death and a whole army of kingdom natives that want his head on a platter!

“Once upon a time, in a land not too different from our own, was a great race of Squirrels known as the Kulas of Conk...”

It's msn conversation that we thought that was funny and post it on fan fiction so we put it under Conkers Bad Fur Day cause it has something from it and because i didn't know where else to categorise it under,and warning its really stupid .

Oneshot: After the end of a bad fur day, Conker possessed all the money in the world and was the king of all the land. Yet without the one thing he truely desired, that ammounted to very little.

The fourth story in this intrepid saga! Description: Life in the Corps is tough, as all recruits soon find out, but unfortunately it's going to get a whole lot tougher for more than just the few who survived boot camp.

The third story in this series: An elite squad of Squirrels are sent to retrieve an important relic from a Tediz research lab deep in the wastes, meanwhile the enemy pushes ever onwards in Squirrel country, Dusk and the team are sent to help aid a retreat

My second story, if you liked my first one then you might enjoy this Description: It's the last assault upon Von Kripplespac's army and young Winchester, in an effort to please his father, quite literally falls into the battle!

My first fan-fic, please read! Description: You've played through Conker's mission at Dog Green sector, but what was the experience like in the other sectors? Read on as young Squirrel soldier Dusk is shipped to the frontlines of the stronghold assault!

Yvonne Harthanbrook has been kidnapped by Jonathan Van Graya to protect her from a Tediz battle commander. Who says she witnessed him murder an SHC general. And now, he wants to kill her to keep her quiet. Please R&R

Conker returns home after a night of drinking at the local pub. Unfortunately for him, Berri is there.

conker is now the king of all the lands

Before they could properly thank him, he was gone. One-shot. Inspired by: “The Horror, the Horror” from the Conker: Live and Reloaded soundtrack. First story, be nice.

Ze Professor has survived his "fatal" fall into space, and now he is getting revenge on Conker, by sending him to another Universe, one which Conker is surprisingly familiar with....

The Future is Now The continuing story of Von Gulag, the commander ascendant in the Tedi Military. Linked to the previous story but a separate entity. Contains mild language and violence as expected…

Civil War has broken out over Windy. And in its grip the innocent always suffer the most. Please R&R

What happens when a new war breaks out after Conker becomes king, and France gets caught right in the middle of it?

Conker finds his way back to the place that mad his life come crashing down on him and meets up with the people he hates again starting a whole new adventure.

A short story featuring the rise to power of Kriplespac’s most trusted officer. Check out 'Fanart Central' for a picture of Sturmbannführer Gulag [link in profile]. Warning: I have tried to emulate Tediz speak and some people may find this irritating...

I'm bad at summarys so all I have to say is that Gregg is in it! XD

all the stuff your willing to forget

Act One: Total War A S.A.D. mission ends up going terribly wrong, placing the Platoon in jeopardy. Act Two: Operation FlatFeet See here why FlatFeet earned a Saga of his own. Act Three: Into the Lair Prepare to meet the Platoon's deadliest foe

Live conker 2 story

A goddess or an angel? She fell from Heaven to end the war betwixt the Tediz and Squirrels but with as little involvement as possible for an unknown crime. Will she be directly involved in the war between the mortal races? Only time will tell. Dead.