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Tight Black Leather Trousers

I have never in my entire live been as excited about giving someone a present as I am now, I've just wrapped up a pair of tight black leather trousers for Percy and they are perfect. I owled Madame Malkin two weeks ago with the order and they just arrived in time for Percys birthday tomorrow. I have to say Madame Malkin has excelled herself they are absolutely perfect, they've been made with a second skin charm which basically means that they will hug Percy's body in all the right places, not that Percy's body has any wrong places you understand.

Okay so I admit I am feeling a little guilty about the present. I know full well that Percy won't refuse to wear them because he's just too dam nice but think of the good service I'm doing the world, think of all the people who would miss out on the sight of Percy Weaslys delicious arse if it wasn't for me. See this whole gift is actually very selfless of me, yeah right.

1 The next morning

Yay Percy has just finished getting dressed he'll be opening his presents any minute now, he has got to be the only person in the world who gets washed and dressed on their birthday before opening their presents but I guess he wouldn't be Percy without his little idiosyncrasies.

"Hey Perce you got anything good" I ask trying to keep my voice neutral.

"Oh the usual from my family" he replies with a grin holding up yet another hand knitted Mrs Weasly original jumper, I have had close experience with these jumpers, Mrs Weasly has been sending me one annually and whilst I appreciate the thought their not exactly my style.

"Nice" yay he's got to mine.

He opens it and pulls out the trousers. I also got him a new jumper that won't end up round his knees when he wears it. It would be a bloody waist of time if I did get him into the trousers and he ended up wearing one of his old jumpers with them.

"Um Oliver, what are these?" okay he's holding them like they're gonna jump up and bite him.

"They're trousers, I thought what with odd desire to wear school uniform 24/7 I'd get you something cool to wear for your birthday"

"Oh" dam he's not going for it oh well time for the guilt trip.

"If you don't like them I can send them back," I say pouting.

"No No they're great, I'll put them on now" okay so I may be going to hell but at least he's putting them on.

"Um Perce your not supposed to wear them with boxer shorts"

"Oh right um okay" Ahh he's blushing he is so dam cute. I look away, to give him some privacy and partly to add to the surprise.

"I'm done," he says quietly.

Oh My God Percy is wearing them and the jumper and some battered black boots that add a very rugged touch to the outfit.

"They look great" I manage to force out trying desperately to hold back the desire to jump out of bed and lick him.

"Okay" he says bravely "I'm gonna go to breakfast"

"Wait up I'll come too" no way is he getting out of my sight for the rest of the day.

"Sure" he replies trying to tug the jumper a bit lower and nervously running a hand through his hair, his hair looks longer I'm not sure why but he seems to have decided to grow it a bit, not that I'm complaining it just makes him look even more delicious.

"Right lets go" I say as I finish tying up my laces. Then it hits me, if we go down to breakfast that means everyone is going to see my arse. Well not my arse Percy's arse but I saw it first its mine. Oh crap all the girls and most of the boys are gonna be all over him, why the hell didn't I realise this before. There is no way he is leaving this room.

"come on" Percy shouts from halfway down the spiral staircase, hey get back here but some clothes on, what the hell have I done .