It wasn't the damn Hello Kitty bad-aid covering his wounds that made his mind cease to exist. No, it was the damn pastel outfit that nearly triggered an aneurysm! Because surely, no sane hero would dress in glitter and animal hair clips to battle. He should've known the moment his eyes landed on her, he was fucked. Essentially for life.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/13/2020 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing, Damian W./Robin, OC