"Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog" but with Phineas and Ferb characters portraying their characters...and a couple of my own little tweaks. Rated T for language and material in future chapters.

There are two timers on Perry's wrist. One counting down until he meets his soulmate, the other counting down until his soulmate dies. The good news? The first timer runs out today. The bad news? So does the second one. (Human!Perry, Agent!Heinz, Perryshmirtz, TW's inside)

Regular life for Phineas And Ferb. But what if they got busted. What if Candace got busted instead. What if Vanessa met CAndace. What if Phineas and Ferb met Doofenshmirtz. You never know what will happen on this journey. C'mon and join this journey and enjoy the ups and downs of this story arch. See you on the other side.

Doofenshmirtz attempts to propose to Perry. It goes wrong, in all the right ways. (Human!Perry, Perryshmirtz, TW for blood and minor injury)

Sometimes, you have to throw caution to the wind. (Human!Perry, Perryshmirtz, double drabble, no TW's)

Även om en fysisk funktion inte är vacker för sig själv är den vacker för en annan. (One-shot)

Even if a physical feature isn't pretty to oneself, it's beautiful for another. (One-shot.)

Perry the Platyborg sits on a fire escape overlooking Danville (or what's left of it), contemplating his life (or what's left of that). (Human!Perry, somewhat Perryshmirtz, TW's inside)

After all, the top floor apartment of Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. will always be your home. (Drabble, ambiguous species, Perryshmirtz, no TW's)

When Perry's assigned to a joint OWCA/COWCA mission, he meets someone he never thought he'd see again. (Human!Perry, no TW's)

There are four times Perry killed others in the line of duty. This is the story of those times. (Human!Perry, Perryshmirtz, TW's inside)

This time, they're band dads (or in Perry's case, band uncle). (Pre-slash Perryshmirtz, Human!Perry, no TW's)

The first time Dr. Doofenshmirtz brought out the Ballgown-inator, Perry desperately avoided getting hit, for reasons he'd rather not discuss. The second time, he's not so lucky. (Human!Perry, Perryshmirtz, TW for gender dysphoria and transphobic comments)

One bullet is all it takes. (One-shot.)

They've always respected each other's boundaries and wishes. (One-shot.)

It's almost Isabella's 16th birthday, and her time is expiring to get every patch. Thankfully, Phineas is always willing to help.

Sure, the Time-Straighten-Out-Inator prevented the universe from being destroyed, but there are rips in the Multiverse, no thanks to Doof's Do-Over-Inator, and the gang has to send their counterparts back home before they're stuck in there forever!

They were so different, yet they were the same. (One-shot.)

Phineas, Ferb, and friends start new junior high adventures...TAKING SUGGESTIONS FOR PHINEAS AND FERBS INVENTION

"I swear to all things holy that if I find one more shoe where it's not supposed to be, I'm going to reinvent the laws of physics again and make a dimension where nothing ever ends up where it's not supposed to be," Baljeet grumbled. Day twenty-five of Fluff Month

Anxieties of the pharmazombie apocalypse have been bothering Phineas: why does it seem he'd forgotten something important about that night? Why do the nightmares still haunt him after a week? Could his mind be telling him about things he needs to know? The redheaded inventor is in for a rude awakening as two threats return to his life, one of them he doesn't even remember...

Heinz can't sleep, but he has his one and only Perry right beside him. The peace doesn't last too long, unfortunately.

a gauntlet of phinbella one shots. also disclaimer each of the one shots takes place in a time line where the others didn't occur

Even if he knows his thoughts aren't true, Perry can't help but feel insecure about Doofenshmirtz knowing about a certain part of him. (One-shot. Alt title—Unconditional Love.)

Phineas's thoughts after him and ferb are found out