A long time ago, in a Galaxy far far away... in summer, a parody of star wars with the Phineas and Ferb characters in a galaxy controlled by evil a new hope must rise to bring peace to the galaxy warning there will be character death and characters will be OOC other than that enjoy

A series of unconnected one-shots/drabbles of different genres involving everyone's favourite pharmacist... No, wait, I mean evil scientist, I think? Well I'm not going back to change the title now. Currently showing: When Heinz gets a visit from an old, unwanted acquaintance.

Phineas Flynn is half of Danville's Dynamic Duo and Joey Flynn is younger and steadfast. Despite his disability, Joey always had his older brothers (and sister) there for him... Ratings may change per chapter ;)

Phineas' List of Things to Do Before Summer Ends: -Final picnics -Water balloons. Just. Yeah. -Go swimming a lot -Confess to liking Isabella -Spend a bunch of time with Perry -Choose college -Camping trip -Epic fireworks display -Figure out what makes those tiny umbrellas in those fruity drinks so great -Bonfire -Build a drive-in theater -Grand Finale -Say goodbye to Ferb...

I finally wanted to post some M rated fics on this profile so here are a few things that I wrote a while ago and decided to post. Lemon warning: Phineas and Isabella. Must be 18 to read. Hope you like it.

It is almost summer vacation for ones Phineas and Ferb, and you better believe they are ready with tons of ideas. But their plans are happily interrupted when an old friend of Ferb's comes to visit from England. However, as time passes, something seems off about this friend, and Ferb is suddenly acting very unusual. But surely Archie couldn't be the problem... right?

She's different. She's nothing like her. She's a girl. But there was something about Candace Flynn that drove Vanessa crazy.

Isabella is alone at her first week of college. Whatever is she to do without Phineas? Warning heavy lemon, hard smut, Out of character. OC. Read and review.

SELF-INSERT: A school on its last day gets a surprise when all their transferred classmates return to visit along with a few special guests on how to make the last day of school count. Originally a dream I had in 2007 now retold and it set in Cebu City, the Philippines.

30 days of missions, 30 days of challenges, 30 days to get these two together. Adventure, Romance, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort and others. Perry: "WHAT!" Heinz: "WHAT!"

Title is probably self-explanatory. Rated for reasons. Requested by KiaraXKionFan

Phineas is feeling more than a little down while Ferb is off doing a summer internship with Stark Industries, so Perry takes it into his own hands to comfort him in the only way he can, being unable to talk in words. (Alternate summary: Phineas has major insecurities and Toxic has difficulties writing anything even remotely romantic, at the best of times.)

Surviving a near death experience can leave you feeling numb, cold, unsure if you actually survived. Exhausted, scared and alone, Phineas and Isabella let their bodies take over and loose themselves in the sensations.

A request for Biruka on Deviantart! Monty Monogram and Vanessa Doofenshmirtz decide to go out on a date together. How much fun will they have? Monty x Vanessa, Montnessa

Heinz's obliviousness is really getting out of hand. [Perryshmirtz (Perry x Heinz), trans!Perry, T for implications]

Perry the Platypus faces his most dangerous opponent yet... office gossip. [mentioned Perryshmirtz (Perry x Heinz), paperwork as a source of humour]

Sequel to If They Ever! Now that Heinz Doofenshmirtz and Perry Michael have begun their life together, things are looking up. But with loose ends that still haven't been tied, both are in for a crazy ride. When the lines between good and evil are blurred, will Perry and Heinz's new relationship survive? Human!AU

When Phineas is caught slacking off at his job at the OWCA Prison, Ferb decides the only way to see if Phineas is worthy of his pending promotion is through a trial of sexual endurance. Will Phineas succeed, or will he fail?

At the end of Summer Belongs to You, we see a song and thats it. What if Phineas tries to tell his feelings? But What if Phineas becomes who he likes? Amazing Summary I know, enjoy. Orange Bow is the title, just saying.

Oneshot-Set during the song "City of Love". Just an alternative that sprang to mind, Phinbella obviously :)

Their love was mutual, but the possibilities of fame, fortune, and independence took Isabella away from Phineas. Now, Phineas, who never understood what he felt for her, must face his emotions and bring back Isabella before time takes its toll on their relationship. [Rewritten Version: Starts at Chapter 10]

A sort of sequel to the PnF episode called Misperceived Monotreme, featuring the zoo platypus who accidentally defeated Doof by eating sandwiches.

There's a reason Phineas and Ferb invent together. There's also a reason Phineas always refers to Ferb as the one who is "handy with tools." When Phineas was a toddler, he was good at designing inventions, but not patient enough to build them. And Ferb was a natural tinkerer, but he wasn't quite sure what to do with his abilities. So if Phineas and Ferb had never met...

Adult Phineas and Adult Isabella are both worried about that their children, Ally and Leo, are too absorb in 2035's technologies. They take them camping. Ally's friends and Leo's new GF (girlfriend) tags along. Caption, the pet capybara goes along to relax, but finds animals in need of help while they're there, forcing him into his alter ego, Super Capybara. Will this trip help?

Title may change later. After being abused, Phineas has had enough. Rated for reasons and character bashing.