Lil' Zelda Careers: Plans O' Stupidness!!!

Hm. I just noticed that Lil' Zelda...ain't so little anymore o.0;;

Poll: Most of you thought that she be pregnant! And you wanna know if you're right or wrong? Well.........you'll have to read to find out!! ^_^

Disclaimer: I just own this. *holds up computer* Oh, and this. *holds up bookcase full of books* Oh, and the clothes on my back. *turns around* Wait....all the clothes in those dressers.......and that TV.....and the desk....and that bed.......the vanity.......my video games.....*stops* Oh, whatever! I DON'T OWN ZELDA!!!! I DO own a lil Link action figure...but my dog chewed up his sword and sheild o.o;;

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"Now what am I going to do?"

"I don't know. What are you going to do?"

"That's what I asked you."

"I don't know, then. What do you think you're going to do?"

"I don't know. What should I do?"

"I don't know. What do you think you SHOULD do?"

"I don't know."

Here, in the happy land of Hyrule City, we can clearly see that all is boring. But then again, we aren't even in the story, are we? Oh well. It's boring, anyway.

Malon and Link were sitting on some random sidewalk, talking.

"Now," said Link. "Again....what do you think I should do?"

Malon shrugged. "I don't know. What do you need done, again?"

Link thought a moment. He opened his mouth to say something, but closed it again to think some more. He repeated this action enough times, so that if you were walking past, you would think he was impersonating a fish for money. Then again, we aren't in this story, anyway. Sorry for any inconvenience.

Link snapped his fingers. "I remember! I need my job back from Zelda!"

"Riiiight...." Malon stared at him. "And how are you going to do that?"

".........................................................................I'VE GOT IT!!"

"What? What? What???"

Link smiled, proud of himself...for once..."I could raise enough money by doing fish impersonations, and buy cameras, a set, and a news crew, and I could start my own news show, and I could be known worldwide as Link Nolastname, and then I could do a good, business producing article on Zelda and her company, so she would be all happy and hire me again, and I could also do an article on Jacko the Magic Donkey! I doooooo love Jacko the Magic Donkey...."

Malon stared at him. "OOOOR.....you could just ask Zelda...or keep the money from your news show, and use that to make ends meet...."

Link grinned. "Sorry, I have selective hearing, I can't hear you. ANYWAY, let's begin!!! Malon, you help me!.......Malon? Malon???" Link looked around for her.

She had run away.

Lucky girl.

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"DOESN'T ANYONE IN THIS STUPID TOWN HAVE RICE, CARROTS, AND EXTRA MUSTARD?!?! AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!"

"Ummm....Nabby??" asked Ganondorf. "Couldn't you....keep it down??"

Nabooru turned to him, and started growling. "WHY SHOULD I?!?!" She suddenly smiled, and grabbed his shirt collar. "I KNOW!!! WE CAN GO TO ZELDA'S BUSINESS!!! BIG EXECUTIVES HAVE TO HAVE RICE, CARROTS, AND EXTRA MUSTARD IN THEIR CANDY DISPENSERS!!!"

Ganondorf started whining. "But, Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabby!!!"

"SHUT UP!" Nabooru threw him onto their motorcycle. "TO ZELDA'S BIG BUSINESS THINGY!!!!"

Then they started driving away.

But then- the LAST thing ANY Zelda fanfic reader would EVER EXPECT TO HAPPEN...HAPPENED!!

They ran over Link. Uncanny, right? Right???

"AIEEEE!!!"

Nabooru stopped the motorcycle, and looked at Link. "WHADDYA DOIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD?!"

"This...is the sidewalk...."

Nabooru frowned. "WHO PUT THE SIDEWALK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD?!?!"

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A/N: *begs for forgiveness* I'm sooooo sorry for this super short chappy!! I probably WOULDN'T have posted it, and waited to get inspiration, and give ya'll a looooong chap...but, ya know...o.0 It's been 2 stinkin months!!! .

So...sorry!! *gets on hands and knees* Forgiiiiive meeee!!!

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Shorter chapters- meaning more updates!
I don't care! Just update!!
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