Lil' Zelda Careers: The One, The Only...The Boring Chapter!!

w00t! I've been rejuvenated! *gulps down Mountain Dew* Aahhh.....*ahem* Um....yo, guys? This chap may be boring...but I have a note down at the bottom ^^

Poll: I don't care! Just update! ^.^

Disclaimer: Zelda be not mine.

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Zelda sighed. The office just wasn't the same without Link.

Everything was so....different.

It was actually quiet enough to get work done.

Zelda crossed her arms. "I've gotta rehire him!" She said as she got up from her desk, and walked out of her office.

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"So...How long are we supposed to be doing this?"

"Until we get enough money to make our own news station!" replied Link, opening and closing his mouth like a fish.

Nabooru opened and closed her mouth. "Um...WHEN DO I GET MY RICE, CARROTS, AND EXTRA MUSTARD?!?!"

"Patience, young Nabooru," said Link. "Patience."

Unfortunately, that wasn't what Nabooru wanted to hear. And then Link went flying across the street via a fist.

"Wow!!" shouted an old man. "That was great!!" He poured one hundred bucks into Link's hat. "Fly again!!"

Link was hit with inspiration!! He could fly, instead of doing fish impersonations!!!

"Nabooru!!" shouted Link, running back across the street. "Hit me again! Hit me again!!"

Nabooru shook her head fervishly. "I don't want to hit you, until I get my...RICE, CARROTS, AND EXTRA MUSTARD, YOU LITTLE PUNK WHO PROMISES THINGS BUT DON'T LET THEM COME TRUE THEREFORE YOU ARE JUST A LITTLE, ITTY, BITTY PUNK AND I WILL NOT HIT YOOOOU!!!"

Link's mind raced with ideas to make her hit him. He thought of one.

"You're fat!!"

Nabooru's eyes started tearing up, and she turned to Ganondorf. "Am I getting f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-FAAAAAAAAT!??!!??!?!" She grabbed his collar and started shaking him. "AM I GETTING FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?" She started choking him. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM IIIIIIIIIIIIIII FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????????!!!!!!!!"

She threw him on the ground, and started running off. "I'm getting faaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!!!!!"

Link blinked. "Uuuuuuuuuuuh...............that worked......."

Luckily, some eccentric old lady thought it was funny, and gave Link enough money to buy a news station.

How so very convenient for a lazy author!!

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Nabooru stomped into a nearby hospital, and walked up to the lady at the front desk. "I. NEED. TO. SEE. THE. DOCTOR. NOOOOOWW!!!!!!!"

"Do you have an appointment?"

"LET ME SEE THE DOCTOR, YOU OLD HAG!!"

"Alright, one minute, miss...please sit down on one of those chairs."

Nabooru walked over to one of those chair thingies, and sat down. She waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited.........for about two minutes.

"WHERE IS THAT FREAKING DOCTOR?!?!?!" shouted Nabooru.

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Link had just bought his news crew, and the whole news station. He was currently writing out the news.

"Are we going to have a popsicle section?" asked Kafei.

Link had, unfortunately for him, only been able to hire people that he knew. Because he just wanted to.

So, Kafei, Anju, Saria, Mido, Ruto, and Malon were the staff. It was small and....err....just small.

"No, we are not going to have a popsicle section," said Link. "We are going to have News, Sports, and Weather."

"Aw!" said Malon. "Is that IIIIIIIITT????"

"Yes! I'm going to ditch all of you guys as soon as Zelda rehires me!!"

Ruto frowned. "But, Linky-Poo-Bunny-Boy!! That's mean!"

"Well, I don't care!" said Link. He opened up his very important-looking clipboard. "Okay, Saria, Mido, and Ruto. You're Sports."

"All three of us?"

"YES ALL THREE OF YOU!" He cleared his throat. "Anju and Kafei- you are weather. Malon, you're co-anchor." He grinned. "The first thing we're doing is What The Weather Is, then How Sports Are Doing, then we go in with the news!!!"

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"Okay, Miss Nabooru?" said the doctor as Nabooru sat on the very uncomfortable table with white paper all over it. "I'll have to run some tests!"

"Okay....but, Doc?" she asked. "May I please have some RICE, CARROTS, AND EXTRA MUSTARD IF IT ISN'T TOO DIFFICULT!!!"

The doctor reached into his desk, and pulled out a bowl of rice, carrots, and extra mustard. "Here you go, Miss Nabooru!!"

Nabooru's eyes lit up like those giant lights on the back of planes as she gobbled it up. She was oblivious to everything around her.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........."

The doctor yanked her food away. "AAAAAAAAAAA!!! GIMME THAT BAAAACK!!!" she shouted.

"Miss Nabooru," said the doctor. "You have a lover, yes?"

Nabooru nodded, though she was teary eyed over losing her food.

"Okay then. Miss Nabooru. You are pregnant."

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Okies. So here's the scoop, Gorons and Gerudos! Writing Careers is NOT as fun as School. And I don't think it's as funny, either.

I wanna write Lil' Zelda Middle School, or something...but only if you guys want me to quickly wrap this up.

So, in other words, I want to only have, like, one or two more chapters in LZCa...and after I'm done with it- I'll get RIGHT on LZMS...what do you think?

Poll!

What shall I dooooooo???

Yeah!!! Only have five or six chapters in LZCa...and then write LZMS!!!!
Yeah, this one's not as fun. Finsh it, then write LZMS.
I could care less...
No, this one's really cool. Make as many chapters in this one as the other two.
No! Have 13 chapters in this like the other ones! THEN write LZMS!!