"Popo, why is it that we keep finding ourselves in these situations?"
"Nana I don't know, I guess it just so happens because we're cool yet cute."
"But is there any reason that it's us who get into these chilly shenanigans? Why isn't it any of the friends we know from the smashes? You know how more involved they were when it came to melees and brawls?"
"Look I'm just trying to make us survive this situation, gimme a break."
"That's what we do! We're Ice Climbers, not some random kids!"
"Well how would anyone that would not recognize us realize that we're the Ice Climber twins? We could just be Eskimos with no bearing on anyone!"
Popo and Nana continued their arguing, for the reason they were doing it was due to them trying to figure out a way of getting out of the complex game of chess they were playing with a computer AI, which was more than willing to wait for them to make up their minds. Worse case yet that this was another board it set up due to the Ice Climber pairing having smashed and frozen various other chess board games out of rage, which led them to questioning their very existence at this point.